And They Waste Time Debating Make-Up And Boys
By GainsbourgWomen. They’re everywhere, and they have been for a very long time. Many English people are women. And a lot of them are even white. How much bile, then, could Have Your Say possibly dredge up on them?
God, what a naive question. I hate you.
Because, as we all know, there is a common thread of animosity that unites everyone misguided or ill enough to actually use – rather than laugh at or weep over – HYS, regardless of their own peculiarities. And the object of that single unifying hatred is anyone or anything which doesn’t share the subject’s own peculiarities. A virtual nation united in its divisions. It’s beautiful, really, when you think about it. Almost as beautiful as the little sick I just done on my keyboard while I was thinking about it. Almost, but not quite.
So this thread on women in politics is nothing less than a masterstroke. It truly has something to offer everyone. After all, any man can hate women, whatever his nationality, colour or creed. And for the ladies? Just pick one from the opposite end of the political spectrum and bathe in her blood.
No women Plumbers, mechanics, technicians, engineers. Where is the quota? Women don’t want to do these jobs or do they? How can women expect to lead with confidence when they are missing from a huge part of Industry
Adrian O sullivan Belgium
Big in student politics, eh? Got a bit of pull within the union, have you? Tireless activist, are we? Well, you’re not impressing Adrian. Your energy, ambition, revolutionary social policies and macroeconomic strategy won’t wash with him, not until you’ve fixed that boiler.
It depends on whether we want quality or quantity, and whether we are willing to accept a possibly larger percentage of delinquent children if mothers in general are too involved in social or political activities outside the home.
Max
This is a classic response to the feminist threat: when a member of the weaker sex displays those first ominous signs of independent thought, simply appeal to the womb-brained bint’s irrepressible nature. But who’ll look after the children? Think of the little babies!
It’s a tactic with a proud tradition. It failed in 1918, it failed in 1970 and it’s failing now.
This will most likely get moderated and yet it should be considered because it is relevant.
Consider: Female President of the USA + THREAT + PMT = Armageddon
Peter Buck
In between albums, the esteemed REM guitarist is currently exploring a parallel career as Rory McGrath.
There are simply too few Women up to the job or are simply too Female biassed to be fair. Harriet Harman – the extremely anti – anything Male MP – is ONE case in point.
I challenge the Media to hold a Survey of the Political knowledge of any ordinary Woman living in any ordinary street and publish the Results.
The only acceptable exception was Margaret Thatcher – she worked for the whole Country – NOT just Women…
Tez
Tez. Blokey blokey diamond geezer Tez. What is he? Is he a confused egalitarian? Is he a razor-sharp social satirist with a finely-honed instinct for corrosive irony? Or is he simply a pigshit-thick Sun reader waddling down a provincial high street at 1am on a Sunday morning, chilli sauce down his top, pants round his ankles, pathetically tugging at his lager-shrivelled cock?
Women in power scare me. Have you ever asked a women in power something and it seems she says no just because she can? Also, i think that the public looks to men more for their leadership. When you think of some official, what comes to mind, a woman or a man?
Locke
Say what you like about Locke – and I have: I’ve been saying he’s an embarrassment to anyone who ever owned a penis; I’ve been saying those women would have likely cauterised themselves shut before ever acceding to his grubby requests; I’ve been saying he’s a weak, whining, slimy column of trembling flesh barely fit for doner meat – say whatever you like about him, but at least he’s honest.
82 Responses to “And They Waste Time Debating Make-Up And Boys”
I like to think of how these people might have responded to political questions in the past. “Free the slaves? Come on! When you think of someone who’s not a slave, what comes to mind, a white person or a slave?”
Consider: Female President of USA + Peter Buck + pepper spray = Best possible outcome.
{blockquote}The only acceptable exception was Margaret Thatcher – she worked for the whole Country – NOT just Women…{/blockquote}
great for the country, wouldn’t wanna shag it?
dicks, this isnt the guardian website is it?
No – this is the place where blockquotes come to die.
Morat: no, this is a pound shop, and that’s your coat over there. £2 please
I reckon Locke gets told “no” a lot by women.
“Can I, please?”
“no”
“Go on, please?”
“no”
“I’ll be quick.”
“no.”
etc. etc. ad nauseum
Peter Buck’s vomit-inducing, mindless fuckwittery reminds me of a famous question in the SQA Higher mathematic examinations. Can someone help me with my math?
If, as Peter Buck asserts,
and as we already know,
Female President of the United States)^Six Massive Horse Cocks – One Gastrointestinal tract = A Welshman
… what time should we expect to bomb Swansea?
‘Please touch my filthy, syphillictic cock’?
Frigid bitch.
I’d be quite interested in seeing how Tez would fare in such a survey, preferably with the result being broadcast widely in the media under the headline “Unreconstructed Thatcherite bell-end displays paltry understanding of political process.”
Clearly even their mothers couldn’t love them.
As Tez does not, from the manner of his Capitals, appear to dwell in this or indeed any recent Century, his appraisal of the Political Knowledge of Women is perhaps based on an Assumption that they are denied the most Rudimentary of Educations.
If
then clearly Female President of the USA = Armageddon-THREAT-PMT. And who wouldn’t want a non-threatening, PMT-free Armageddon?
Peter Buck does have a point. Can you imagine what Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler and General Franco might have done if they were women and were about to have the painters in?
Max_Mahajan wrote:
Go on, I can tell you want to. I can see it in your eyes, you dirty little manwhore!
Or, in Locke’s case,
“I won’t take long, did I”.
“Fallacious” eh, Max? Fner fner.
Is there nothing that Amazon won’t peddle?
Agendas now. Would that be free delivery within the UK?
Absolutely. Which is why women should only occupy positions from which they can’t say no.
More of the same at ‘do sons have it easier than daughters’…
Shame…It must be awful, being so angry all the time.
I know its a huge mistake to underestimate HYSers but what part of HYS does he not get, does he think that as he is not a monther the bbc are refusing him his say on how he would abuse his daughter and only allowing him to moan about said fact?
Damn mother not monther, I don’t even know how that n got in there! Seriously looking at my keyboard and typing it out again it’s no where near where “T” is. Damn my idiot fingers!
Male president of the US + imaginary threat + weird religious delusions = nothing to worry about at all.
@helen_s: Best. Response. EVAR.
Guys, guys! I just hit the jackpot, a genuine IYLISMWDYGLT directed at me. I don’t really remember what prompted this, as I just found it in my youtube inbox from a couple years ago.
Wow. Is this guy fucking psychic? It’s like he painted a picture of my life.
You fuck wad? really? How do you do that? (And, more importantly, is it fun?)
wad
n.
1. A small mass of soft material, often folded or rolled, used for padding, stuffing, or packing.
Given that there’s at least 3 innuendos in there, yes it’s possible to fuck wad. Unfortunately instructions are not included.
interesting post
@Kris
What was that in response? Did you suggest that you had a political opinion that wasn’t identical to Glenn Beck’s?
I left the word ‘to’ out of my first question there. And has anyone braver than me found out what govt_helper is up to now that Your Freedom turned out to be a halarious waste of time
I’m fair sure it was ‘On reflection, the Iraq war was probably not cool.’
Aww, I think somebody needed a hug.
“Consider: Female President of the USA + THREAT + PMT = Armageddon”
Parent Management Training? Pacemaker-mediated tachycardia? Partido Mexicano de los Trabajadores?
Adrian thinks that Blair, Brown, Bush (Snr&Jnr), Clinton and Obama all had careers in plumbing before taking up government?
And Locke is absolutely right. I say “No” to men just because i can. I HAVE THE POWER! *derranged cackle* Of course were the man not a total gobshite, i might say yes. Because i can. Feminism got mad, i know. I’ll be given the vote next if you don’t shut this down soon…
What the fuck has Microsoft certification got to do with any of this shit? I mean, I hate Bill Gates as much as anybody else but I really don’t think any of this particular crap is his fault.
Locke not quite getting his head around “no means no”?
[insert high intelligence based callsign here] dealt with him. No one will ever suspect that his catching of MRSA in one of the worst maintained hospitals in the UK wasn’t accidental.
It’s odd, because I’ll bet a tenner that Steve wants to sleep with Penelope Cruz, Beyonce and, Scarlett Johansson but doesn’t want to spend even one day as an abused Eastern European sex worker.
Check the BBC: HYS on PM’s speech if you get the opportunity.
Gotta love the constant Winston Churchill paraphrasing.
Biased_Beeb is interesting though…
NuLiebor, communist, pro-European, brass necked BBC that sold out to Conservative fat cats years ago?
I’ve not actually bothered looking but he went into a bit of a strop about his “Axe minister for women or make a minster for men” thread being pulled for, er, “unknown” reasons. During this strop he muttered darkly about men, if not able to discuss their “persecution” on Your Freedom, would just discuss it in the dark corners of the internet where men are free to talk away from their “oppressors”.
So I imagine a quick vigil for the long-winded furtive twat on mens-rights websites would rustle up the micro-penised chozzler.
Sorry, but how could an organisation of mums choose to NOT be all-female? Or is this an organisation of transgender mums? I’m confuddled.
Liberals like you might try to claim that ‘God made you that way’, new scientist, but the FACT is that being female is a lifestyle choice. A choice that only perverts would take.
Wearing a skirt? Having boobs? SICK.
Yes – us men are like the Borg (Not Bjorn – the other one – the one that’s an alien species). I can easily rebuild the engine of a vauxhall astra. Not because I’ve ever learnt to, but because some bloke I’ve never met can do it.
Someone had better tell Adrian O sullivan that wimen CAN be miners now, LEGALLY:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/06/woman-free-miner
Speaking of wimmin-folk, there’s a Hooters in the UK now.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318258/Hooters–offensive-bar-Britain-Asks-Liz-Jones.html
I’m not a patriotic man. I don’t give a shit if you hate the UK and everyone in it.
But am I the only one who cannot stand it when people say British women are ugly?
I don’t want to come across as an unreconstructed sexist, but I’m going to. Fuck that, Paul you prick, there are just as many properly fit birds/tarts/bitches in this country as any other.
Actually maybe he’s just got bad taste after reading Zoo and Nuts every day for the last 20 years, because a
sounds like a fucking nightmare to me.
There are no conceivable alternatives to those two positions other than perhaps to bend over forwards and submit to the iron fist of an alpha male, true and strong. It’s not gay if it’s true enough and strong enough and if your guts get lined with rust.
Gruntfuck bloody blockquotes …
As if the obnoxious quote wasn’t enough, we then find out he’s posting at 1.46 on a Thursday morning.
I think the reference to ‘the wife’ may be a wishful one.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA… Do you get it? HAHAHAHAHA… You see, it is not because Republicans and Democrats stick a bunch of women in unwinnable seats to improve their image with voters. No, it is because women are shit and no-one wants to vote for them.
What tsigli has done is actually pretty clever. He explains that there are no shortage of female candidates, and that actually there is a shortage of votes for WOMEN. Again, because they are shit, as I explained already.
Ugh, women. FEMALES. They are smelly and have long hair and squishy breasts and beautiful eyes and smell so so nice….
Oh…
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Nasty complicated things make our heads hurt, and hurty heads are bad.
I’ve just read that Daily Heil article and agreed with it 100%.
And then read the comments and felt the need to go buy some napalm.
Still, at least we have the names and addresses of most of the sex offenders in the country.
The Mail, first with the news as always. The chain that has “just arrived” in Britain has been here for the best part of 10 years… is that how long it takes to build up a good helping of tabloid outrage these days?
That was a terrific Liz Jones piece – you can almost feel her shrivelling up as she lurches from one angry rage to another: culminating in some ill-suppressed rage about Poles.
Now I almost think I like Hooters because it annoys Liz Jones.
But then I remember it’s Hooters.
@LaughingAtTheBassists
I personally love the way she writes that Hooters “has just arrived”, and a bit down the page writes of an employee who’s been there for two years. Mail. Comedy gold.
And Hooters is shit.
Archbishop Desmobd Tutu retires, and over at HYS they are getting all annoyed and fussy:
martyjg:
Garth Crooks Is Admiral Ackbar sufc:
Wyn:
Kuradi vitukari:
I liked these ones the best:
Chris mather:
AND
Milvusvestal:
@Cora
That last one is GOLD, I love it.
Milvusvestal has taken the whole ‘thinking my HYS comments are vital to the running of our democracy’ thing to the next level. He knows his comments are of vast importance, but he can’t quite work out why.
My theory? The moderators are manipulating the greatest thinkers of our age to put down all their ideas and opinions in one place so that the combined intellect of every HYS contributor can be harvested, to power a single lightbulb in BBC headquarters.
I’ve clearly been posting too much, but I have to share this
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/lloyd-marcus-tea-party-blog/2010/oct/08/lloyd-marcus-tea-party
I haven’t even read the article (who fucking cares what anyone from the Tea Party has ever thought) but read the first 8 comments or so, and realise what CiF has become.
A great little titbit from the Daily Mail newspaper
By the time I would have paid my rent, council tax, PAYE, NI, pension, CSA bill, petrol to work, prescriptions, kids school meals, I would need the same wage and expenses as David Cameron to afford to work. You fuckers wont vote for me so I am staying on the dole.
sYB gods: is “Johnny Homeowner” coming from the same IP range as the other ‘tards, or is it a genuinely new induhvidual?
On the subject of being a gormless cunt, one of my supervisors at work today declared that “People on benefits should have to have an injection or something that prevents them from breeding until they get a job and can afford to raise their own kids. I’m sick of my taxes being used to pay for the upbringing of children from jobless parents!”
For some reason he took great exception to me calling him a “festering wet pile of manky soiled shrivelled shlongs dipped in diarrhoea”. He hasn’t figured out yet why I now call him either “Hugh” or “Jennicks”.
Also “on benefits” changed to “on Job seekers allowance” once I mentioned child benefit…
Just gotta love that token black guy in cowboy hat opens his shit flaps. What’s more, you can actually see the thought process of a cunt.
1. Realisation.
Blumboclart, here, showing us the moment when a little Englander fucktard realises some black people are also monotonous shit filters.
2. Deployment in “Comment is Free/Have Your Say”.
hereagain deploying new black friend’s shitty anecdote in Guardian’s crapfest.
@Turd Plough
Yeah, that one from hereagain is similiar to about 90% of the comments. Cif is now almost entirely people going on about ‘what Guardian readers think is x’ and ‘oh, here come the white middle class liberals to tell us what to do’. Not realising that they are the fucking Guardian readers now.
Anyone who ever, ever says ‘the Left thinks this’ or ‘this is the problem with you conservatives’ – in other words anyone who splits the whole human race into binary groups who all have the exact same opinions, thought processes and personalities – is a fucking idiot and can just eat a bag of fucking dicks. Or go back to the youtube comments sections and play their childish fucking ‘is fascism a leftist system’ games where they belong.
While I’m at it, if use the word leftist you can fuck right off as well, you pointless twat.
WTF?
Just before the Red Sea, on the left?
Who was the Lefty woman on this weeks question time who said it was unfair for the ConDems to limit breeders who have never had a job in their lifes to the equivalent of 35K per year.
Would it be the same type of Lefty female that thinks its perfectly OK to make a person who has worked all his life to be forced to give half his 35K wage with which he is trying to support his current wife and three kids to his ex alcoholic wife and one kid to subsidise her vodka bill?
And he went trip-trap, trip-trap over the rickety-rackety bridge without disturbing the troll.
I have often thought that whilst the class system in this once great country is as strong and diverse as it ever was, the wording needs changing to include the under class who are certainly not working (unless breeding or appearing on the jeremy Kyle show are classed as work) but are the new lower class. Then I got this little snippet from the mail which sums it up perfectly
Excellent! what is a troll again?
Same
Is Fedd Upp fed up with his victim complex?
tw@basket.com
Haven’t you heard? All the posters on CiF blames poor little Israel for everything.
There must be something wrong with my browser though as all I can see is the posters complaining about the posters who blame Israel for everything.
@Cura
The Desmond Tutu could of been replicated easily in the ‘Chinese dissident wins Nobel peace prize’ thread. Some followed that trend.
Tony of Britain is the best though, despite starting his post with..
He proceeds to write at length about something. Not sure what it was, I am sure it is quite elucidating none-the-less.
The oppressed/silent/hard-working/Christian majority who strive for democracy are the best though.
The great John Adair returns at last, welcome back mate.
@Kris: You owe me a keyboard, thank you very much.
the definition of troll is indeterminate, but on present evidence it’s the sort of person my great-uncle bayonetted just before being capped at Dieppe.
Dont you think the old keyboard joke is wearing a bit thin Philby old chap?
The sort of person your great-uncle bayonetted at Dieppe (if you ever had any active serving members of the armed forces in your family which I very much doubt) would of been an ordinary working class German civilian conned into going to fight the evil Tommy in the same way we were all conned into going to fight the evil Hun who would cut you up and eaten you if captured we were all told.
Wake up from your false left wing slumber and see the light, we are all being conned and by allowing it to happen are the becoming as guilty as those that manipulate us.
Right, must get back to work, got a 70 hour a week job, on a 38 hour a week 2005 salary to do, to help bail out the bankers and politicians, we are all in this together dont you know?
Please can I feed the troll? Please?!
The troll is right about something though, that bloody keyboard/monitor joke became old quite a few years ago now, it gets on moi tits.
A troll a day keeps LiberalLeftandproud away.
I suspect that Jonny Rotten is nice, but dim.
Back away slowly, welsh boy. I won’t be able to protect you if you go under the bridge…