Permanently Bewildered and Plain Weird26 Nov 2010 03:08 pm
By Nelson

Would you eat cloned meat? Hmmm? This is a tricksy question. Very tricksy. Right up there with “I wonder what happened on Holby City last week?” and “What colour rosettes would you like us to wear while we get rich fucking you all over?”.

Fortunately, CKIGAB appears to have not only formulated a coherent question for the “Hard Problem” of meatiness (“What does the meat think?”) but also answered it.

16. At 09:40am on 26 Nov 2010, CKIGAB wrote:

yea i would eat it, its not like its been radiated or anything.

cloned meat it just 100% the same brain / it thinks the same way, & they; not like the meat has changed or any think.

that is 100% OK. as long as they get fed the same thing, its fine.

If you were to clone your self, you mussel would not change, it would be 100% the same, unless you pump weights, then it would; you would think the same way, and thats it.

Absoshittinglutely. If I cloned you and all your mussels, mixed you into some haddock, covered you in nice buttery mashed potato and then baked you for 20 minutes or so, not only would you think the same way, you’d also be very tasty indeed. Unless you pump sewage.

85 Responses to “Same Brain”

  1. on 26 Nov 2010 at 3:21 pm Very Tenables

    Is he saying that cloning is a way to meat people?

  2. on 26 Nov 2010 at 3:37 pm Trickyb

    That post hurt my head.

    I need to go and lie down.

  3. on 26 Nov 2010 at 5:19 pm Johnny Rotten

    If we could all clone ourselves, then we would all have loads of food and there would be no world hunger. I would also clone Kylie minogue, then I would not have to put up with the usual dogs I pull on a Friday night.

    PS Global warming does exist and we must all pay lots more carbon taxes to make it go away. Trust our politicians, they have only the best interests of the country at heart, so work work work longer and harder until you drop so you can give all your money to the government to make Britain a better place to live. Forget all that socialist nonsense about healthcare, education and policing, just work your fingers to the bone to bail out the bankers and pay them politicians the expenses that they so richly deserve.
    Europe is the new Utopia and dont forget folks when you next see Cameron sunbathing on a yacht in the carribean with Mandelson and Rothschild, “we are all in this together” its just some are in a little deeper than others.

  4. on 26 Nov 2010 at 5:23 pm DonkeySquicker

    The thing I don’t get is how cloning can possibly be cheaper than just breeding the animals. Why bother?

    Mines the cloned whale. It has the same brain.

  5. on 26 Nov 2010 at 5:28 pm VeggieBurgazzzzzzz

    I think everyone should only write in BBC HYS when stoned.

  6. on 26 Nov 2010 at 5:48 pm Loumo

    Maybe he only eats brains. That’d explain the whole resemblance to a zombie, too.

  7. on 26 Nov 2010 at 5:49 pm Have Your Lurk

    Ah, the sheer, mind-buttering innocence of Mr. J. Rotters and his ilk. If we only all realised what a sham the lizard-people are pulling on us, eh? Then we’d all rise up as one, dine on roast banker in a savoury politician sauce for a few days, and then the world would be perfect.
    Discuss.

  8. on 26 Nov 2010 at 5:52 pm MeatBurgazz

    Actually it seems this guy is a full on whack job. Read his other comments –

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/profile.shtml?userid=14557435

  9. on 26 Nov 2010 at 6:22 pm Have Your Lurk

    On T9, cloned becomes blonde! I’ll take my nobel prize now, thanks.

  10. on 26 Nov 2010 at 7:47 pm Yourockyourule

    Absoshittinglutely ha ha I’m having that…

  11. on 26 Nov 2010 at 7:58 pm Harriieee

    Well as long as my meat all thinks the same I’m fine with it. I wouldn’t want to eat some kind of terrible dissident-cow, that would be completely unjustifiable.

  12. on 26 Nov 2010 at 8:01 pm 773 (metric)

    Has anyone ever made the following joke:

    ASBO-LUTELY

    (ideally forming part of an affirmative response to a question vaguely related to youths and/or unemployed people) ?

    If not, I hereby claim it as my own. And even if it has already been said, Gottfried and Newton both independently developed calculus, so I’m still claiming it, because I thought of it myself.

  13. on 26 Nov 2010 at 8:29 pm Have Your Lurk

    They cloned Judge Dredd, didn’t they?

  14. on 26 Nov 2010 at 10:51 pm Rimshot

    HYL….

  15. on 26 Nov 2010 at 10:53 pm Rimshot

    …. everyone, he’s here all week (and for the rest of anyone’s natural life) … try the chicken … it’s fowl.

  16. on 27 Nov 2010 at 1:10 am SK? Pissed.

    yea i would eat it, its not like its been radiated or anything.

    If thats the same as defrosting your meat on the radiator, I think I was once in the room next to this bloke in student halls…

    He was a relentless fucking halfwit then too, if it helps…

  17. on 27 Nov 2010 at 5:35 am Dave The Dog

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333213/U-S-warns-Britain-allies-expect-embarrassing-WikiLeaks-expose-days.html

    [quote]disgusting PC-people.

    if he loves the east so much, why doesn’t he live there?

    - alex c, bristol, 26/11/2010 12:34[/quote]

    What do I win?!

  18. on 27 Nov 2010 at 5:36 am Dave The Dog

    ugh fail

  19. on 27 Nov 2010 at 8:21 am Ed aka Otto

    http://lifethefinalfrontier.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/quoting-text-for-wordpress-comments-sites/

  20. on 27 Nov 2010 at 9:28 am Gavagai

    “If not, I hereby claim it as my own. And even if it has already been said, Gottfried and Newton both independently developed calculus, so I’m still claiming it, because I thought of it myself.”

    It’s very impressive that you’re on first-name terms with Leibniz!

  21. on 27 Nov 2010 at 1:09 pm christonabike

    What if I pump cows? What would my penis think? What if I had a second penis? Would it get on with my other penis? Maybe they’d get on 100% and go fishing together, but maybe they wouldn’t get on and couldn’t think of anything to say. Would that really affect the enjoyability of the fishing though? There’s a lot more to this buying beef malarky than meets the eye!

  22. on 27 Nov 2010 at 3:10 pm Otter Bollocks

    I am being a grammar cunt but the second sentence / paragraph is amazing. : & completely absurd._”

  23. on 27 Nov 2010 at 9:22 pm Have Your Lurk

    Rimshot, people here know I’m a twat, but they don’t seem to mind. I even seem to have gathered a couple of fans. Nelson himself once described me as ‘Who?’, so there. Bet you can’t beat that, Rimmer.

  24. on 27 Nov 2010 at 9:57 pm 773 (metric)

    It’s very impressive that you’re on first-name terms with Leibniz!

    Eh? Who the hell’s Leibniz? I’m talking about Dave Gottfried, guy who lives with his parents down the road from me. I sometimes go round there to borrow his Whitesnake LPs. He’s currently trying to develop a system that allows one computer to send messages to another computer located in a different room.

    And Keith Newton, of course, the former Blackburn defender. Although the best part of his work was undertaken while playing for Everton.

  25. on 28 Nov 2010 at 2:02 am Hubbard

    Keith Newton discovered that if you hoof a ball up, it eventually comes down.

    He discovered gravity.

    And the long-ball game.

  26. on 28 Nov 2010 at 2:20 am SK? Pissed.

    Keith Newton? Christ…

    And this will be one of those points at which I realise that I’m very, very young…

  27. on 28 Nov 2010 at 8:24 pm Has anyone seen my watch?

    I say how wonderful it is that he uses the term “any think”.

    The irony.

  28. on 29 Nov 2010 at 11:38 am strangelyquiet

    Thanks MeatBurgazz, that link opens up a wonderful world of pissbranery.

    CKIGAB modestly concedes “I am the best strategist alive by far”, before showing us why when he replies to the ‘Can the Taliban be defeated?’ thread with “yes they can. full id cards will crush them.”

    Crush them, mind.

    But that’s easily trumped by:

    “The government must stop government workers from taking / driving government cars after they Finnish work”

  29. on 29 Nov 2010 at 2:51 pm Limni

    HYL – maybe they mind, but don’t bother saying anything because you relentlessly refuse to go away?

  30. on 29 Nov 2010 at 3:36 pm Ed aka Otto

    Would you rather have HYL (pleasant, often entertaining, occasionally a twat but who isn’t), or “Professor” Craig?

  31. on 29 Nov 2010 at 4:38 pm Johnny Rotten

    Would you rather have HYL (pleasant, often entertaining, occasionally a twat but who isn’t), or “Professor” Craig?

    Professor Craig anyday, next to David Icke, he talks the most sense and sees it as it really is. We could do with Topsy Turvey back also.

  32. on 29 Nov 2010 at 5:47 pm Undemocratic Speed Bump

    I hope CKIGAB is the partner of EBAYTKMAX.

    I like to imagine the pair of them discussing cloned animal meat whilst popping their Rustlers Chicken Burgers into the microwave and both agreeing meat is fine only if it’s not radiated and has the same brain.

  33. on 29 Nov 2010 at 8:31 pm strangelyquiet

    Johnny pisspants said “We”.

    Hah! You lot just got yo asses co-opted.

  34. on 29 Nov 2010 at 8:48 pm dirigible

    Monoculture is bad. Look at the potato. I mean fucking look at it.

  35. on 29 Nov 2010 at 10:23 pm Dipsomaniac Physics Student

    CKIGAB’s comments are a treasure; they read like the output of a genetic cross between history’s worst experimental poet and a pedigree imbecile:

    The human race will never learn, because everyone thinks it will not happen to them / but it has from 1 AD and BC & 1945 / always will, and like them all, they did not think about it, unto the day they were at home reading the paper, then on a ship sitting in a ditch with a gun, & all people around them getting there heads blown off, then they are like o my god, can not believe i am hear now, o my god, o my god. reality sinks back in, like it will for all the people taking drugs & clubbing 1 day, next day or 2, o my god, in a ditch with a gun, getting bullets sprayed across there heads non stop.

    The horror! The horror!

    If we put up 3 billion $ worth of barrage balloons & blimps; north Koreans artillery shells & missiles, would hit the barrage & blips & blow up; there for stooping north Korea’s missiles / chemical weapons or missiles, from hitting a city in the south K.

    After we do that, we will stop any nuclear attack on south Korea.

    north Korea only has 1 nuclear careering missile BY THE WAY.

    America will set all missiles to only target missiles flying faster then 3,700km.

    north Korea’s only careering nuclear missile, fly’s at 4,300km. all other missiles fly at 3,600km or less.

    so America will only target missiles coming in at 3,700 + km.

    By the way, them missile are not any good I think; not one has been fired and worked properly..

    That means all other missiles or artillery shells will hit the blimps & full to the ground.

    So now any nuclear careering missiles will be takes out, 3 missiles fired to 1 incoming missile flying at 3,700+.

    All American missiles do have EMP & jamming devises. north K is stuffed ether way.

    Even if we don’t put up blimps, the death toll will not come from a nuclear weapon.

    In the end, as a strategist, you add it up.

    -But never fear, there’s always one military genius about.

    Every container that comes from any country other then America / Australia / you get it, will be sniffed.

    At this point, one feels any editorial comment is superfluous:

    Well we area & we have done the unthinkable.

    1, you have in a séance given a china / Germany a massive market.

    To put it in English, its like giving Russia a market in the cold war, that’s
    how they get there money to stay big. What tha.

    he had a very big mouth and played top secret taps loud and as the landlord said. i could her taps playing very loud, but did not no what they were.

    people that come to your country, can not just get rich, then go back home.

    nor can they start a company, get good income every year, then return home using your country.

    Bloody foreigners. The sheer cheek of taking over the control room at the top of Big Ben and powersliding Britain around the world’s oceans like a ferry. I hate it when that happens.

  36. on 30 Nov 2010 at 5:35 am SK? Pissed.

    Professor Craig anyday, next to David Icke, he talks the most sense and sees it as it really is. We could do with Topsy Turvey back also.

    Right, if you’re not going to even make an effort any more, then just fuck off out of it, hmmkay…? I’ve only just recently found this place, and within a month its been reduced to the speed of ‘Cyril Smith lightly jogging’.

    And, frankly, troll-bait as this post might be, I don’t see why I should have to sift through your barely-trying, dick-witted cuntbutlery in order to read the good bits and the more interesting cussing…

    I’m only here for the tales of third-rate centre halves, views on North Korea and unsolicited cussing. And I’m not going to wade through some troll’s thundering arsewittery in order to do so. I’m only awake for 9 hours a day during a semester ffs, so I really don’t have the time to waste on this shit…

    Ahem…

  37. on 30 Nov 2010 at 11:18 am Kris

    the more interesting cussing

    cuntbutlery

    Good enough for me.

  38. on 30 Nov 2010 at 11:23 am My Pockets Hurt

    on a ship sitting in a ditch with a gun

    I’ve been trying very hard to picture this for about a day now, but CKIGAB wins. I genuinely have no fucking idea what the daft wankhandle is on about.

  39. on 30 Nov 2010 at 1:02 pm Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

    people that come to your country, can not just get rich, then go back home.

    I would say that’s the best description of immigration in terms simple enough for a DM reader to understand … but they wouldn’t believe it anyways

  40. on 30 Nov 2010 at 1:14 pm ceannair

    SK? Pissed.

    Keith Newton? Christ…

    And this will be one of those points at which I realise that I’m very, very young…

    I saw him play, I feel ancient.

    Kids today, pah.

    Ooh if you would sonny, it’s the pacamac on the top peg there.

  41. on 30 Nov 2010 at 1:15 pm ceannair

    .. daft wankhandle ..

    Tea, everywhere!

    Beautiful word, Pockets!

  42. on 30 Nov 2010 at 2:23 pm Turd-for-rent

    Dipsomaniac Physics Student,

    Well we area & we have done the unthinkable.

    1, you have in a séance given a china / Germany a massive market.

    To put it in English, its like giving Russia a market in the cold war, that’s
    how they get there money to stay big. What tha.

    I think you have discovered the first evidence of gastric content on the internet.

    I literally have no idea what this guy is trying to say. Is this an attempt at postmodernism?

  43. on 30 Nov 2010 at 3:35 pm Undemocratic Speedbump

    We all mock the crazy shitwhistle, but how many of us thought about defending our country from nuclear attacks by filling that sky with blimps and balloons?

    No one did. but what wonderful imagery. And it’d only cost 3 billion dollars as well. inspired.

  44. on 30 Nov 2010 at 3:41 pm Dipsomaniac Physics Student

    I haven’t a fucking clue; post-cognitive prose? Arsebabble?
    Bear in mind that we’re dealing with someone who thinks that warships are best parked in ditches, the world’s landmasses actually float above the seabed like gargantuan stone lilos-

    They would first use HARRPA to make a earthquake, & cave in any deep under ground north K tunnels that can move nuclear bombs undetected.

    -And radio sets can produce earthquakes. It’s only to be expected he’d come up with cutting-edge dumbfuckery.

  45. on 30 Nov 2010 at 5:42 pm Have Your Lurk

    I really like it that he thinks all US Patriot missiles have a dial on them so you can select, ‘Only intercept missiles flying at 3,700 km per hour or below’.

  46. on 30 Nov 2010 at 5:42 pm That Bloke in the Corner

    CKIGAB is just proof that the Tory cuts are already harming the community care budget.

    bad sandwich idea, yellow snow and Worcester sauce?

  47. on 30 Nov 2010 at 5:45 pm Have Your Lurk

    Mind you, imagine how embarrassing it would be if you launched a Patriot and forgot to set the dial. After all, by default it’s set to intercept all flying objects indiscriminately. Like blimps, for example.

  48. on 30 Nov 2010 at 6:08 pm christonabike

    I think this might be CKIGAB’s lab partner
    http://community.sky.com/profile/Kate%20Gillam/comments?plckPersonaPage=PersonaComments

    Read the second comment first before venturing into the claustrophobic hell of her annual holiday.

  49. on 30 Nov 2010 at 6:51 pm john Adair's Gerbil

    Heavy things fall, light things float, basic physics!.

    Ah, christonabike, thanks for that – I couldn’t work out why my ceiling was covered in empty beer cans, but now, thanks to Kate, all is clear.

    Apart from my ceiling, of course.

    It’s the light jacket hovering half-way up the wall, thanks.

  50. on 30 Nov 2010 at 6:52 pm Johnny Rotten

    Or you could have a glass of water and go for a walk :-)

    If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
    - cloggiefootie, UK in Holland, 30/11/2010 11:55
    Click to rate Rating 61

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1334292/Aspire-The-fizzy-drink-claims-burn-200-calories-3-hours.html#ixzz16mzvC7dl

    So if I drink 6 cases of this stuff, I will lose all my beerbelly and be skinny again, superb!!

  51. on 30 Nov 2010 at 6:58 pm Dolly the Sheep

    Bad sandwich idea: noodles in ketchup on Ryvita, sadly tastes nothing like Heinz spaghetti on toast.

  52. on 30 Nov 2010 at 7:46 pm Johnny Rotten

    Pensions.

    by liberal sodomy
    on Sun, 11/28/2010 – 20:42
    #759876

    Pensions seized to house and feed brown foreigners and muslims. That ought to go over well.

    Why are the people of londonistan so fond of the word “scheme”?

    Login or register to post comments

    Got to look after the chocolate coloured people!

    Trades Union Congress general secretary Brendan Barber hailed it as an “historic advance”: a minimum pension to go with the UK’s minimum wage. Pensions Minister Steve Webb confirmed last month that all employers would have to enrol staff into a company scheme. As a result, up to 11 million people will be eligible for automatic enrolment in a workplace scheme, with up to eight million of them saving for the first time. However, there is little evidence that employers are ready for it.

    What a wanker “a minimum pension to go with the UK’s minimum wage” not enough to live on, but just enough to stop you claiming housing benefit and council tax benefit.

    The workers pay Union subs to be ruled by imbeciles like Brendan, so he can sqrew workers into saving the pittance they earn now, to rip them off when they retire. They should all be put up against a wall and shot.

  53. on 30 Nov 2010 at 7:47 pm Johnny Rotten

    Blockquote fail, get a better system Nelson!

  54. on 30 Nov 2010 at 8:59 pm My Pockets Hurt

    Preferably one that keeps you out, cockknocker.

  55. on 01 Dec 2010 at 9:24 am Sheepless

    on a ship sitting in a ditch with a gun

    A pig… in a cage… on antibiotics.

  56. on 01 Dec 2010 at 10:41 am Undemocratic Speedbump

    Ah, how did you find that lovely link?

    the best time we have had is the 8 of us going to the beach and making sandcastle or buring Grandad.

    it’s the guess the missing letter game!

    i think it’s an ‘n’.

  57. on 01 Dec 2010 at 1:44 pm Has anyone seen my watch?

    I believe it’s a ‘p’.

  58. on 01 Dec 2010 at 1:46 pm Has anyone seen my watch?

    In fact, my friend Grace can burp the words “Archbishop of Canterbury” in one go. It’s pretty impressive, if a little unattractive in a woman.

  59. on 01 Dec 2010 at 2:37 pm Bugrat

    From CKIGAB;

    ..Finnish work..

    ..you have in a séance given a china / Germany a massive market.

    ..north Korea only has 1 nuclear careering missile BY THE WAY.

    ..top secret taps..

    Well we area & we have done the unthinkable.

    Even his spellchecker is taking the piss out of him.

  60. on 01 Dec 2010 at 2:50 pm LaughingAtTheBassists

    I think it’s an ‘st’

  61. on 01 Dec 2010 at 4:25 pm Johnny Rotten

    Obviously no-one told this wanna-be that liberalism is a mental disorder!
    - Pete, Los Angeles, 1/12/2010 4:15

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1334443/Very-politically-incorrect-Controversial-psychologist-Satoshi-Kanazawas-truths-human-nature.html#ixzz16sF4PvZ4

    Your all mentalists you know. Mind you the Muslim problem could be resolved by giving them all sex on prescription, to get rid of their suicide bomber tendencies.

  62. on 01 Dec 2010 at 5:05 pm brager cunt

    Re. christonabike’s Sky communities nutter:

    the best time we have had is the 8 of us going to the beach and making sandcastle or buring Grandad.

    With most people, I would assume the missing letter is a ‘y’, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion it might actually be an ‘n’.

  63. on 01 Dec 2010 at 5:14 pm Johnny Rotten

    Not much traffic on here lately, might that be that all these SYB lefties are public sector shirkers, who are all sat at home on full pay because we have half an inch of snow outside. Only got time for the web when thay are stuck at work in their 36 hour a week, taxpayer funded jobs.

    Just a thought!

  64. on 01 Dec 2010 at 5:15 pm brager cunt

    Note to self:

    Check funny hasn’t been made already before attempting to make funny.

    Apologies, Undemocratic Speedbump.

  65. on 01 Dec 2010 at 5:19 pm brager cunt

    Johnny Rotten

    Did you not even read the link you posted?

    He’s not saying liberals are mentally ill, he’s saying they’re more intelligent.

    You fetid slither of knobcheese.

  66. on 01 Dec 2010 at 6:29 pm john Adair's Gerbil

    Ah, Johnny, you fuckwit.

    I work in the public sector, been walking to work through a foot of snow to make sure that that you’re kept safe,

    Not sure it’s worth it, you puerile petrified pterosaurs’ penis.

  67. on 01 Dec 2010 at 6:43 pm DonkeySquicker

    I’m pretty sure Johnny Rotten doesn’t actually have a job.

  68. on 01 Dec 2010 at 8:47 pm Pete Tong

    I work in the public sector, been walking to work through a foot of snow to make sure that that you’re kept safe,

    A copper on SYB, what have you been doing all day, loading the speed cameras with film, you wont catch many with this snow, still you may be needed in the smoke to battle the protesting students.

  69. on 02 Dec 2010 at 1:27 am Kris

    Bloody public sector workers, we pay their wages you know.

    Not like the private sector. They actually don’t get money from other people, they get paid from a secret Hard Worker Bank, put there by angels. Unfortunately half of it goes to paying taxes for those scrounging public sector workers doing jobs like ‘Official Council Assistant to the Colonel of Ethnic Parking Ticket Cohesion’ or some shit.

  70. on 02 Dec 2010 at 1:53 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

    Ah, Christmas. Don’t you just love it? All those traditions- Like HYS debating responsible drinking:

    167. At 3:19pm on 01 Dec 2010, matt-stone wrote:
    PROMOTE BOOZING…………..by shutting down breweries and pubs. Destroy vinyards, round up alcoholics and put them to labour under the hot sun until they wither like prunes. Within a generation our alcoholic problems are solved.,

    Shame about the angry fuckwits, though.

    130. At 1:11pm on 01 Dec 2010, Bob wrote:
    Zero tolerance for ALL drink drivers – no exceptions – MPs and cops take note.
    Automatic lifetime driving ban for drink driving with automatic lifetime imprisonment for driving after disqualification. Loss of livelihood or home is no excuse.
    Automatic execution for causing death whilst under the influence of drink or drugs
    Bring back corporal punishment for being drunk in a public space
    Loss of licence for landlords and drink suppliers should be heavily fined for permitting sales including supermarkets.
    Heavy sentences as above should cure the problem within twelve months

    Marvellous idea, automatic execution. It’d be nice to live in a country with Garrotte-U-Like machines on every corner.

    2. At 09:41am on 01 Dec 2010, PeteG_1984 wrote:
    A half-decent public transport system would be a start so people weren’t more tempted to drive after a few.

    Cunt.

    the best time we have had is the 8 of us going to the beach and making sandcastle or buring Grandad.

    ‘tte’, perhaps?
    Mine’s the one flapping from the ABM barrage balloon, thanks.

  71. on 02 Dec 2010 at 3:48 am Ed aka Otto

    Shurely you mean “ett”?

    Please, people. Don’t respond to Johnny Paedo, it only excites him.

  72. on 02 Dec 2010 at 6:22 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

    Ed aka Otto:
    Point taken; “tte” disallowed since you’d have to insert it after “u” rather than “r”. Mind you, if I were Grandad I’d opt to be slathered with butter and then ignited rather than survive Kate’s notion of a holiday.
    However, even that would seem like Elysian bliss compared to one second spent in the company of scotty1694, here brainshitting his views on disability:

    264. At 3:51pm on 30 Nov 2010, scotty1694 wrote:
    and will you stop moanin id have an able body if i could!

    id be a millionare if i could and what? is there suppised to be a point? if you were able bodied youd still be moaning sayin id rather be a footballer and so on

    your delt the cards of life they are what they are, its up to yourself to make it better. not moaning about discrimination. throughout history outcasts etc have done things like mandela he didnt sit around sayin how unfair it is.

    unfortunatly as a healthy abled bodied white male the goverment couldnt care less about my views or any others.

    however as disabled people you control you own future

    mines set in stone work another 53 years til 70 and probably die before 80 yes lifes miles better able bodied haha!

    Pathetic penguin’s pisspump.

  73. on 02 Dec 2010 at 7:50 am 773 (metric)

    The missing letters are g, g and e

  74. on 02 Dec 2010 at 9:36 am Have Your Lurk

    Missing letters: row.

  75. on 02 Dec 2010 at 9:43 am Have Your Lurk

    Or ‘xton-kadi’.

    I would like to thank the Academy…

  76. on 02 Dec 2010 at 11:22 am LaughingAtTheBassists

    Gl. The missing words have got to be ‘gl’. That’s how all kids these days get their enjoyment

  77. on 02 Dec 2010 at 11:23 am LaughingAtTheBassists

    Missing letters, rather

  78. on 02 Dec 2010 at 1:48 pm welshboy

    @DPS

    That scotty1694 scares me – he’s only 17 (sorry for going all Louis Walsh there) and he sounds like a veteran HYSer. God help him when he’s actually lived a little.

    However I vote we run him down so he can experience life in a wheelchair and tell him “that’s the cards life dealt you”.

    Knobspanner.

  79. on 02 Dec 2010 at 2:19 pm Doe, Adair, a female deer

    The time was spent bumming Grandad, surely.

  80. on 02 Dec 2010 at 2:25 pm Doe, Adair, a female deer

    Oh and yound Scotty offers up Nelson Mandela as an example of someone who didn’t spend his time complaining about discrimination or sitting around, although as I recall it Mandella did spend some time saying it wasn’t fair, followed by quite some time sitting around. Still at least he wasn’t a

    healthy abled bodied white male

    or the goverment wouldn’t have cared less about his views or any others.

    I’d like to call Poe, but I suspect he’s just a genuine 22 carat gold spunktrumpet.

  81. on 02 Dec 2010 at 2:50 pm Have Your Lurk

    When you see young, white males complaining about being discriminated against, it really brings it home to you that the world is slowly becoming a better place.

  82. on 02 Dec 2010 at 5:41 pm pete Tong

    When you see young, white males complaining about being discriminated against, it really brings it home to you that the world is slowly becoming a better place.

    Spoken by someone who was bullied by young white males at school and never got over it.
    Notice how it is always young white males that are called upon to defend their country and get their legs blown off in Afganistan, and young white males that then get shafted by the do gooders that then put Afganistani asylum seekers (cowards) in front of them in the housing queues and get the legless white young males disablility stopped because they have done a charity marathon on the false legs.

  83. on 02 Dec 2010 at 7:12 pm Ed aka Otto

    Johnny Paedo, I truly admire your inability to understand how little of a toss people give about your spurtings. Keep trying! Eventually someone will love you!

  84. on 03 Dec 2010 at 7:12 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

    Bad sandwich idea: Mackerel sashimi with Kellogg’s Frosties?
    As for scotty1694, I’d think about calling Poe after perusing his views on drinking-

    12:05pm on 01 Dec 2010
    your all blaming the drink driver

    but chances are if public transport was good enough you wouldnt need to drink drive

    exactly the same for taxi’s total rip off

    £2.50 before you have even moved then usually your drunk after 11 so its even more expensive and a few miles journey costs you over £20 when its probably cost the taxi less than half that in petrol there and returning.

    or you can drink drive costs you about £5 and chances are you wont get caught unless you do crash.

    you tell them what they cant do but what should they do (dont say dont drink if you were going to plese delete your HYS account)

    give them a better option than drink driving and alot would take it
    but as it remains its low risk and cheaper than any other way of getting home

    -But I call “nasty smear of chlamydic chameleon’s cockcheese.”
    Compared to that, even previous HYS cuntbutlery champions seem a bit restrained:

    216. At 01:35am on 02 Dec 2010, Stephen wrote:
    WW1 law prohibiting serving alcohol to drunks still in-place; enforce the-law & problem goes-away.
Optic-measures formally one-sixth-of-one-gill [imperial-measure]; akin Al Capone, hit pubs-&-clubs with tax-evasion.
Rape-&-murder in a few-days clearly-unreasonable; afford totally-FREE in shooting-gallaries with-proviso, nobody enters-or-leaves if-above drink-drive-limit whether they drive or not.
Testing EVERYBODY entering-&-leaving college, university… against drink-drive limit decades-overdue.

    244. At 1:05pm on 02 Dec 2010, James Hanley wrote:
    I am 76+, and in my younger days there where strict opening hours: 11.30am-14.30pm, then 17.30pm-10.30pm, and all drinks bought where from an off licence connected to the public houses. This stopped any under age drinking. Now I’m sure this could be implimented again without penilising the resposible drinkers of our society.

    Never worry, I’ll get it myself, thanks.

  85. on 03 Dec 2010 at 9:49 am Have Your Lurk

    Spoken by someone who was bullied by young white males at school and never got over it.

    Um, no. There was a little, amateur-level bullying, yes, but I got over it. After all, I was a young white male myself once, so I understand.

    Notice how it is always young white males that are called upon to defend their country and get their legs blown off in Afganistan, and young white males that then get shafted by the do gooders that then put Afganistani asylum seekers (cowards) in front of them in the housing queues and get the legless white young males disablility stopped because they have done a charity marathon on the false legs.

    Note to self: Don’t feed the young, white troll.