The Mail milks another corpse.
Thanks to Webby.
Your daughter is now with the Angels now, God bless. Personally, I think it is grotty accommodation they stayed in for their honeymoon.
Anon
Yes, but the young women behind the reception desk are sweet with huge, wary eyes.
Thanks to Andrew for finding this confused helmet, who not only thinks humans don’t commit crime, but once spent twenty minutes screaming at his satnav that it was actualy left, ended up driving 15 miles perpendicular to his destination, parking in a canal, climbing out, walking half a mile to the nearest patch of nettles, throwing himself in, missing and landing in a gorse bush. He probably didn’t actually, but I still like to imagine it.
Runckle wrote:
Personnaly I think all prisoners should lose all their human rights when convicted. So, they should not have the vote. A Human right is a priviledge not a God given right. First, you have to act like a human being before you get the right!
Runckle SHUSH! You apply that kind of rule, and we’ll end up giving the vote away to the first dog that can walk on its hind legs.
If MAX Hastings Gets His Nose In The Tent…
“Wasn’t 2010 BRILLIANT!” shrieks Max Hastings, Middle England’s dusty mouthpiece – don’t forget to give it a wipe first! – more totem of bourgeois values than actual, live human being. For those of you wondering why, Hastings cites the following: Prince William got engaged to “a pretty girl”; about one third of England got a proper summer; Downton Abbey; and for the first time in years, we got, in David Cameron, “a proper national leader”, WOOF!
No need to bring up the months of rising public anger, or the cluster of natural disasters mainly affecting non-whites, or the fact that Hastings’ card was declined whilst he was trying to purchase his wife’s Christmas present, as it should be clear to all by now that stern old Uncle Max is greeting the new year in whimsical mood. Or at least, as close as he can get to such a thing. File under ‘Yawn’ and move on. Except, Kris has found this bloke, who seems to have had a whimsy bypass…
No, MAX! There is a great deal wrong with our country and, sadly, many people like you are acting like the proverbial camels. Here’s a list:- 1. Too many people not prepared to work, 2. Education far too left wing and cannot be described any longer as education, 3. Bilderbergers controlling the world governments, 4. Police forces out of control and responsible, complicit with many in the judiciary and the so-called Ombudsmen, of allowing appalling crimes against families to continue with children and houses stolen from individuals wrongly. 5. And , most seriously, a TREASON against our Bill of Rights and Magna Carta that has left us with no Monarch since 1972, and which the police forces up and down the country refuse to deal with thereby committing MISPRISION of TREASON themselves. This, MAX, is indeed a lawless land. Your foolish optimism (or worse?), my lad, is way off the mark.
Bring Back Law ‘N’ Order, What used to be a pleasant place
What must it be like to be absolutely wrong about everything? And not just wrong, as in ‘not right’, but so completely wide of the mark – like, 6,000 miles at 90 degrees to the mark – that people only ever look at you out the side of their heads, with panic in their eyes, while they’re slowly edging away, muttering about you to their friends. Their actual friends. People they want to spend their time with. Awful, I should think. No wonder BBL’N'O is so angry.