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Grief Athletes and Plain Weird20 Jan 2011 09:00 am

By Gainsbourg

Thanks to Webby.

Your daughter is now with the Angels now, God bless. Personally, I think it is grotty accommodation they stayed in for their honeymoon.
Anon

Yes, but the young women behind the reception desk are sweet with huge, wary eyes.

152 Responses to “Now With The Angels Now”

on 20 Jan 2011 at 9:29 am Everytime you blah

At least it’s the lowest rated comment. There’s hope for the human race yet.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 10:37 am Forriner

Anon is right – I wouldn’t give any hotel where my wife got murdered more than 2 stars. Definitely.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 10:42 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

Having waded through all of the comments, Team GB’s prospects for 2012 look bright- Assuming that ‘Self- centered Tragedy Wanking’ is recognised as an Olympic event.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 10:48 am Celestine V

At least they have used her full name, “Honeymoon Murder Bride”.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 10:59 am Out of the Woodwork

Trust me milking a corpse is not that easy!
on 20 Jan 2011 at 11:00 am MyPocketsHurt

Self-centered Tragedy Wanking

We’ve actually been in training for this event since 1997, when Lady Diane of Love of Our Hearts was so cruelly taken from us and replaced by a shit water feature.

I think we’ll piss it, meself.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 11:40 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

To wit:

The pictures of her funeral procession is just beautiful

I prefer starving children, myself. Such a play of light on flies.

I defy anyone to not cry at these photos, if this was my grief I would want the whole world to know my pain, I would want the whole world to cry with me and for me. It is heartbreaking and such a pointless waste of a life.
- Dorothy Kent, Southampton, Hampshire, 17/1/2011 16:36

Dorothy may find life a vale of disappointment.

I watched the funeral live and was crying listening to the words and music.

“Alex, I’ll take vicariously grieving dingbats for $10.”

I’ve got tears in my eyes looking at these pictures.

the rest of us have vomit in our throats reading this crap.

I can’t see me ever going back to Mauritius ….

McCartney must be kicking himself- It’s the tear-soaked one by the door, thanks.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 12:28 pm Otter Bollocks

Every day i am hearing about brides being murdered on their honey moon abroad. First South Africa, now Mauritius. I think we should all boycott all these foreign holidays and choose to holiday in the UK. I have never been abroad and would never like to. I cant see what the attraction is. There are so much beautiful places to see in the UK.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347968/Michaela-Harte-John-McAreavey-carries-Mauritius-honeymoon-murder-brides-coffin.html#ixzz1BZdzlDEQ

Yeah – I believe Clifton, Bristol is lovely this time of year
on 20 Jan 2011 at 12:30 pm MyPocketsHurt

Just ask the sainted Liz Jones.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1347621/Joanna-Yeates-murder-Becoming-just-thumbnail-police-website.html
on 20 Jan 2011 at 12:36 pm Have Your Lurk

I kind of feel bad about this one. I know we’re taking the pee out of bigoted cunts and twats, and no greater calling can there be etc etc, but it still comes across as a bit insensitive to the girl who was killed.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 1:40 pm Johnny Rotten

You clearly have very little intelligence and dont have the ability to write an informative article without sponging it out with false claims and lies. The Bristol Ram is a lovely place with great food and to suggest that is anything but is complete and utter rubbish. To suggest you have any sympathy with poor Jo and retelling her story as if you knew her is a disgrace. You portray her final movements from her drink in the Bristol Ram and up through Clifton as if it was a novel while depicting the pub and streets of Bristol as a seedy back street town. What are you trying to achieve apart from stirring up resentment with an article that is a fabrication of the truth. Before commenting on things you clearly know very little if anything about in the future I would take the time to visit the places and people you are so quick to judge and criticise. You are a disgrace.
- Rich, Bristol, 17/1/2011 18:08

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1347621/Joanna-Yeates-murder-Becoming-just-thumbnail-police-website.html#ixzz1BZw8eTjP

Its true, I went to Bristol once, got a blowjob and it only cost us a tenner. Highly recommend it.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 1:49 pm Oaf

I went to Bristol once, got a blowjob and it only cost us a tenner. Highly recommend it.

Us?
on 20 Jan 2011 at 1:53 pm Doe, Adair, a female deer

I tell them I’m spooked, walking here. ‘Don’t be spooked,’ one says. ‘Residents are campaigning to get brighter street lights installed.’ So the antique, lovely ones are to disappear to be replaced by ugly ones because of something even uglier.

Thanks Liz, finally someone has the bravery to speak out about the real tragedy here.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 2:31 pm Ugly Newt

I went to Bristol once, got a blowjob and it only cost us a tenner.
Highly recommend it.

Us?

The prostitute charged him an extra tenner for being Johnny Rotten, but told him it was to ensure the policeman would turn a blind eye.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 4:55 pm Have Your Lurk

Johnny’s johnny counts as a sort of hind-brain, hence “us”.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 4:58 pm brager cunt

Johnny and his mum, duuuh.

Trolololol.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 6:23 pm Save Your Hay

rentboys are cheap in Bristol
on 20 Jan 2011 at 6:40 pm Pete Tong

The fact of the matter is that folks outside the political “Islington Dinner Set” are simply frightened by Islamic terrorism and one cannot legislate against ‘fear’. A procession of spineless ministers and collective governments have allowed all manner of scum to enter this country on nothing more than a mandate of hate and loathing of all things that the west stands for. Rather than immediately deport identified troublemakers and those who plot violence, politicians have engaged instead in hand-wringing H.R. arguments / angst and invariably allowed them to continue to live & plot amongst us. Perhaps when those that govern us wake up to the threat posed by these criminals (to ALL sections of society) AND muslims themselves become more vocal in the denunciation of their “brothers” who plot terrorism, then perhaps the rest of us won’t be so alarmed and concerned by what is happening in this country – or being “Islamaphobic” as Warsi prefers to call it!
- GARY, STOKE, 20/1/2011 2:47

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348797/Islamophobia-rife-says-Baroness-Warsi-warns-dinner-party-bigots.html#ixzz1Bb8uOe1b

Spot on, could I go to Saudi Arabia, become a prince and then start knocking Islam in the name of christanity, I think I would be headless quicker than a christmas turkey.
Muslims and their hand wringing Liberal friends are all lying hippocrites.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 6:41 pm Bugrat

At least they have used her full name, “Honeymoon Murder Bride”

Didn’t Paula Yates call one of her kids something like that?

Every day i am hearing about brides being murdered on their honey moon abroad.

WTF? just.. WTF?
on 20 Jan 2011 at 6:51 pm Bugrat

..lying hippocrites.

Jesus wept..
on 20 Jan 2011 at 7:12 pm ligne

could I go to Saudi Arabia, become a prince and then start knocking Islam in the name of christanity, I think I would be headless quicker than a christmas turkey.

yeah, why should violent, oppressive theocracies get all the fun?

Muslims and their hand wringing Liberal friends are all lying hippocrites.

it’s true. i love ponies!

poniiiiies!
on 20 Jan 2011 at 7:46 pm Doctor F.

It should be noted that the Mail took no notice of the Michaela McAreavey case…until a bunch of non-whites got arrested. Then it hit the front page.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 8:12 pm Forriner

Tricky one, Doctor F. Irish and black folk being involved in a murder that took place abroad would have sent the Mail’s Prejudice Engine into an infinite hate loop. It goes like this – Irish = Scum, Black = Scum, Abroad = Place where forriners are and anyone who goes there shouldn’t be surprised to get vilely done to death by the locals. Very hard for ‘em to make any sense of it. Hence the delay.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 8:39 pm Ugeine

A procession of spineless ministers and collective governments have allowed all manner of scum to enter this country on nothing more than a mandate of hate and loathing of all things that the west stands for

Forregin #1: Hey, Akhbar, have you heard of this place called ‘the west?’

Forrigen #2: Ay, Jose Pierre, I have you know, horrible place, they have Christmas and pubs that celebrate Saint George’s day and shit.

Forregin #1: That’s the most offensive thing I’ve ever heard. Time for a mandate of hate and loathing of all things that the west stands for, methinks.

Forrigen #2: Exactly! I’ve been hating it for a while now, but it’s still there. Any ideas?

Forrigen #1: Well, have you tried selling your house in this blessed paradise of holiness, quitting your job and moving all your family over there?

Forrigen #2: You know what, Owusu, that sounds like a grand idea. I mean, I despise the place like the darkest reaches of Hell, so moving there sounds lovely.
on 20 Jan 2011 at 9:58 pm Kris

It’s odd that not only did the government allow all these scumbags into the country, but actively gave them a mandate of hate and loathing. Was that official policy? It seems counter productive.

More likely though GARY, STOKE just heard the word mandate used a couple of times in the election and shoves it into his speech whenever he can in a fruitless attempt to achieve some sort of gravitas.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 1:40 am Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

@Bugrat – bloody hell…

Didn’t Paula Yates call one of her kids something like that?

sandwich* all over the screen.

*and, yes, Honeymoon Murder Bride was a bad sandwich idea, should have gone for Honey glazed…
on 21 Jan 2011 at 1:54 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

Attempting to blot Liz Jones and her attempts at journalism from my mind, I fled to HYS, where today’s topic-
‘Is Islamophobia socially acceptable?’
-has triggered an effect akin to flinging a live donkey into a faecally-polluted pond inhabited by a large consanguineous shoal of angry, retarded piranha:

133. At 10:52am on 20 Jan 2011, UKStinks wrote:
Stop building mosques in rural communities especially ones than can hold 10000 and maybe people will not be so enraged aginst the Muslim religion.

I would love to build a 10000 seat mosque in IRAN and see how the locals react?

Does that redefine ‘epic fail’? It’s an Islamic republic, you microcephalic twat.

607. At 2:47pm on 20 Jan 2011, I_amStGeorge wrote:
What I find totally offensive is the muslim community of which there is ONLY approx 2 million in this country of a total population of over 50 million keep banging on about changing rules to suit the muslim faith NOT the black races or other religions just the muslim religion so who is being selective here who is being racist
With all the tolerance in the world this is a white christian protestant country we have fought wars and died for our beliefs we are NOT going to suddenly CHANGE because a minority who believe otherwise shout and scream the loudest
There are other alternatives one being to leave these shore maybe the muslim faith would find more sympathy in Australia for instance and yes you do know what I mean refering to the statement issued to the muslims by the then pm of Australia Its about time our politicions were just as loyal
When in Rome do as the Romans do and Baroness Warsi should perhaps decide where her loyalties lie she was GIVEN the privelidge of becoming a member of the extended household of the ENGLISH MONARCHY that means total loyalty to THIS state it is treasonable to show loyalty to any other head of state other than the Queen She swore that on oath when she accepted the title

George has issues with loyalty; it must be traumatic putting your right hand on trial when it falls asleep during a wank.

628. At 3:01pm on 20 Jan 2011, inglish and diginous wrote:
I as a white working class male am now the most prejudiced against in society so I think anglophobia is much more widespread than islamaphobia

Most common of all is cuntophobia, thank goodness. Cunt.

476. At 1:44pm on 20 Jan 2011, Semisatanic wrote:
The last time i looked this was England.
Its their duty to conform with us not vice versa.
If Barroness Warsi doesn’t like it there are plenty of planes leave Heathrow.

490. At 1:51pm on 20 Jan 2011, Dennisbach wrote:
We are turning into a country where the minority call the shots
be it religion, sexuality, gender – every aspect of life
If you are a white male hetrosexual & a practicing Christian you will lose your case no matter what.

Where else in the world do they Pander to minorities?

Why Should any religion take presedence of Christianity (The norm)in the UK, or homosexuality over Hetrosexuality (the norm)

Be different by all means, but don’t expect everyone to give in to you.

Oh, fuck it- Is it too early for gin?
on 21 Jan 2011 at 11:10 am john Adair's Gerbil

Never too early for gin.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 11:39 am ceannair

It might actually be worth mentioning our friends at Sky News – Michaela McAreavey was front page news as “Brit Killed Abroad” until someone pointed out she was actually Irish.

The story was dropped quicker than a “H” in an EDL meeting.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 11:40 am ceannair

Btw – Irish meself, so I know whereof I speak!
on 21 Jan 2011 at 12:51 pm brager cunt

We are turning into a country where the minority call the shots be it religion, sexuality, gender

Gender?

Not sure a 51/49 split really classes as a minority, but it seems strange that Dennisbach has a problem with men ‘calling the shots’.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 1:08 pm Loumo

Ah, but Dennisbach clearly regards anyone as oppressed as heterosexual men constantly are as a minority. Because oppressed majority just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Look at em, poor souls, constantly under women and gayer’s thumbs, holding most of the positions of power. They should form a liberation movement or something. Will nobody think of the gentlemen?
on 21 Jan 2011 at 1:48 pm Undemocratic Speedbump

@Dipsomaniac Physics Student

I could have cried at the fact that those photos were utterly tasteless, intrusive and appeared to be taken with a long lens camera.

As for Anon two theories: either an extremely concise troll, which appears unlikely if our resident troll is anything to go by, or, the zenith of HYS-style cuntery.

Every day i am hearing about brides being murdered on their honey moon abroad.

Would mean the commentator has been in existence for two days. And not even consecutive days. Which is just plain wierd.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 3:34 pm Ugly Newt

Every day i am hearing about brides being murdered on their
honey moon abroad.

Would mean the commentator has been in existence for two days.
And not even consecutive days.

All it means is that the commenter keeps hearing about the same couple of events, because it’s still all over the fearmongering websites and tabloids. Whether they are aware that there are only two actual stories at the root of it, or are under the impression that each regurgitated opinion piece is about yet another murder, is left as an exercise for the reader.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 3:45 pm Charles Exford, Oxton

GARY, STOKE thinks a mandate is the Government forcing everyone to become a gayer because, well, because he’s a cunt.
on 21 Jan 2011 at 5:55 pm blind boy grunt

Is it just me, or should “milking a corpse” be a euphemism for trying to tease out another wank when you’re already past your daily quota?
on 22 Jan 2011 at 7:35 am Have Your Lurk

Shouldn’t the Foreign Office have some sort of travel advisory service for brides who are honeymooning abroad? Sort of a Def Con system, like, currently in Mairitius over twenty honeymooning brides are being murdered every week, so HM Foreign Office strongly advises against honeymooning in Mauritius unless absolutely necessary, until numbers return to normal levels?
on 24 Jan 2011 at 3:17 am Gammon in coke

Ceannair: “The story was dropped quicker than a “H” in an EDL meeting.”

I was about to feel upset in my Northern Pride, but then I was overwhelmed by the image of a hundred skinheads in England shirts performing “Oh wouldn’t it be luverly?” from My Fair Lady.

All I want is a room somewhere…
on 24 Jan 2011 at 12:27 pm Loumo

I’d assumed dropping an H was a bit like dropping an E but led to rampant irrational hatred for one’s fellow man rather than the urge to hug complete strangers and dance badly.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 2:43 pm Johnny Rotten

The only thing that gets dropped at our local EDL meetings is the nut on any Guardian reading liberal that dares to turn up.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 2:47 pm Johnny Rotten

The Guardian sells only 250 000 copies a day (and falling). Take away the bulk buying by libraries, quangos, unions, universities, charities, and BBC and the real figure is 50 000 genuine purchasers mostly in West London. Yet the Guardian has a monopoly on BBC recruitment adverts (many millions each year from licence fees) which subsidise it and drive the genuine purchases (looking at the jobs). Why will no MP and certainly not Jeremy Hunt Culture secretary challenge this ?
- Jonathan Stuart-Brown, Walsall, 22/1/2011 2:35

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1349506/Left-wing-bias-Its-written-BBCs-DNA-says-Peter-Sissons.html#ixzz1Bxb4muSv

I wondered where all the members of SYB were employed, now I know!
on 24 Jan 2011 at 3:08 pm Ugly Newt

I wondered where all the members of SYB were employed

Employed? We’re winding people like you up out of the goodness of our hearts. National Troll A Tory Day II – This Time, We Throw The Shit.

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2011/01/472603.html
on 24 Jan 2011 at 3:14 pm Have Your Lurk

Shit, we’ve been rumbled. Well, it was good while it lasted. I’m going to miss the free Birkenstocks.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 3:20 pm christonabike

By Jonathan Stuart-Brown’s calculations the Independent has a readership of minus 50,000. And The Guardian don’t have a ‘monopoly’ on BBC job ads- that’s the strangest thing I’ve heard for weeks. And it’s supported financially by Auto Trader. Otherwise a robust thesis demanding a great deal of Parliamentary time (at least it’d keep the Health Bill away from the statute books).
on 24 Jan 2011 at 4:05 pm Makhno

> The Guardian don’t have a ‘monopoly’ on BBC job ads- that’s the strangest thing I’ve heard for weeks

It’s been a common rightwing talking point for years.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 4:24 pm A Squirrel writes.....

Is Johnny Rotten saying that his nuts haven’t dropped, or something?

I don’t really speak “Cuntish” that well and I can’t always understand him.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 6:17 pm Johnny Rotten

Slap, Marry, Deport how funny is Jonathan Ross!!!
- Nity x, wirral, 24/1/2011 10:56
Click to rate Rating 1333

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1350027/British-Comedy-Awards-2011-Jonathan-Ross-targets-Cheryl-Coles-assault-conviction.html#ixzz1ByRuk6xF

Slap, marry, deport, now thats what I call a good government policie, Jonathan for PM.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 7:04 pm Have Your Lurk

Now that I come to think of it, the EDL never does use the word “policy” in the singular.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 7:20 pm Ugeine

I wondered where all the members of SYB were employed, now I know!

Actually mate, as a non white, I don’t have a job, I just claim a special forriner benefit. Every week, a cheque for £1000 and a picture of a crying white family land on my door.

I’m so lucky I moved here! I only came here in the first place because I can’t stand the west, mainly because it’s full of hardworking people like yourself(who somehow also spend most of the working day baiting liberals on the internet).
on 24 Jan 2011 at 7:22 pm JennyRottenCrotch

@A Squirrel

Johnny has balls? I wish!
on 24 Jan 2011 at 7:26 pm Ugeine

The only thing that gets dropped at our local EDL meetings is the nut on any Guardian reading liberal that dares to turn up.

Awwwwww!
on 24 Jan 2011 at 8:09 pm Johnny Rotten

(who somehow also spend most of the working day baiting liberals on the internet).

It works ! Ha Ha aA Ha Ha HaHaHa Ha!

If it took me “most of the day” to compose a couple of one liners and a reference to the mail, I dont think I would last long in a job, you have to be fast and efficient (if not a perfect speller) to make a living in the UK after taxes to pay for unemployable scroungers and asylum seekers from the four corners of the earth, dont you know.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 8:20 pm Em Dee

Johnny, a few questions :-

1 ) What are you talking about ? You respond to absolutely everything the same way – ” what about the economy ? ” – ” taxes pay for the unemployable scroungers and asylum seekers ” – ” what do you want for lunch Johnny ? ” – ” taxes pay, etc. ” You don’t appear to be engaging or responding to anyone at all.

2 ) Why are you here ? I mean, what do you think you’ll achieve ? You’ve not won anyone over, you’ve not even attempted to explain your viewpoint – it’s just baffling.

Even your baiting has the opposite effect. It’s hard to sneer effectively when you ARE the joke, Johnny. I notice no one who shares your viewpoint has rushed to your defence here, not even once. Why are you wasting your time like this ?
on 24 Jan 2011 at 8:57 pm Manchester University

Em Dee, a few of our researchers have produced a working paper on Mr. Rotten, here is the abstract.

EXPLAINING THE UNEXPLAINABLE: CRITICAL REVIEW OF APPROACHES TO UNDERSTANDING JOHNNY ROTTEN IN CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY

Johnny Rotten’s increasingly persistent contributions to discussions on a variety of matters have attracted significant scientific interest in recent years. Several theoretical and empirical frameworks have been suggested in order to properly conceptualise this individual’s role in human systems. This review looks at the Hegelian and postmodern approaches, and suggests that neither can adequately explain Johnny Rotten’s behaviour, or existence. The authors highlight our collective understanding of computational vaginal dynamics and the mustelidae defecation cycles act as significant obstacles in understanding Johnny Rotten’s behaviour. The authors suggest that until our knowledge improves in this regard analytical attempts will be mere speculation. Ultimately, we are going to have to accept Johnny Rotten as an incoherent, exasperating papilla, whose behaviour cannot be explained within the realms of science and deal with it.

Keywords: colossal tit, fucktard, behavioural psychology
on 24 Jan 2011 at 9:41 pm Ugeine

It works ! Ha Ha aA Ha Ha HaHaHa Ha!

That’s the most asymmetrical internet laugh I’ve ever seen.

You misread what I wrote. It probably only took you a snappy twenty minutes to type those zingers. However, I don’t count the way you spent the other 7 hours and 20 minutes (eating cheese and cucumber sandwiches and wanking over your Stephen Lennon desktop theme) as employment.

See how I don’t feel the need to type out a string of laughs after what I wrote, because I’m not a twelve year old girl from Connecticut.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 9:43 pm Ugeine

(I’m throwing it open to the rest of us to decide what JR does with the final twenty minutes. Gets his nostrils really clean? Youtube’s his favourite Nigel Farrange bits? Grooms children? Go on, it’s up to you.)
on 24 Jan 2011 at 10:47 pm Kris

I believe I can shorten the thesis on Johnny Paedo’s motivations into a single sentence; it’s because he’s a sad, lonely man.

As for baiting lefties working, I doubt anyone here has felt the slightest twinge of anger at anything he’s written. Usually it’s just a mix of pity and disgust. Just like all the prostitutes he visits.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 10:55 pm Any Rand will do

The BBC has announced that

Stand-alone forums, communities and message boards and blogs [are] to be reduced and replaced with integrated social tools

Does this mean the end for Have Your Say? Where will all the tossers (sorry, I should have said “anti-social tools”) go? It’s like the Thatcherite reform of mental health all over again: cunts in the community.
on 24 Jan 2011 at 11:30 pm Pete Tong

What is this strange forum I have landed on?

The Johnny Rotten debating society?

So much for not feeding the Troll!!!!
on 25 Jan 2011 at 12:19 am Kris

Researcher’s Note, 24/1/11

‘Johnny’ has created an alter ego for himself with exactly the same personality. Who fucking knows why, this appears to be an entire new form of mentalism. Also noted is the use of 4 exclamation marks, a sure sign of a tiresome bellend.

Further study required, this could be a ground breaking case. I am already imagining presenting my finished thesis to the Nobel Prize Committee. ‘A Study Of The World’s Most Frequent Masturbator’.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 12:27 am Bring Back Nelson

All is very much forgiven.

What is this fucking shit?
on 25 Jan 2011 at 8:09 am Have Your Lurk

As Paddy MacAloon once said, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny… Just fuck off. Or something.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 10:03 am My Pockets Hurt

I love reading the ramblings of demented wankhandles like Johnny. I like to try to keep up with the stream-of-unconsciousness dribblings and the quantum leaps of logic. It’s good exercise for the brain, and an insight into what life will be like as I begin the inevitable slide into early dementia.

Now, has anybody seen my keys?
on 25 Jan 2011 at 10:46 am Mother's Little Helper

Are they a very big bunch? Could explain your painful pockets.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 1:18 pm Have Your Lurk

Maybe he’s just pleased to see Mother’s little helper.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 1:33 pm My Pockets Hurt

Look, this might be funny for you but I’m in deep shit here. I need those keys for work. The Governor’s going to have my arse on toast if any of the prisoners are missing.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 2:50 pm A squirrel writes.......

At 11.30 pm Pete Tong took a break from furious but futile masturbation to write
“What is this strange forum I have landed on?

The Johnny Rotten debating society?

So much for not feeding the Troll!!!!”

Let me translate that for you from the original Cuntish
“Me! Me! Talk about me! Please talk about me!”
on 25 Jan 2011 at 2:55 pm Johnny Rotten

Anyone with the slightest degree of intelligence can see that the BBC is and always was a political tool. The genius was to disguise it so well unlike the more blatant propaganda tools of other ruling elites. Hide the message in childrens progammes, east enders and friendly new casters and the ignorant prols wont notice.
- Gary, Southampton, England, 24/1/2011 23:34
Click to rate Rating 687

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350206/BBC-propaganda-machine-climate-change-says-Peter-Sissons.html#ixzz1C3TM6oTS

What! Global warming is a con! I was just going to get my sledge out to try to get to work to pay my carbon taxes.
We must all pay 5P for carrier bags whilst shopping for plastic Hoovers and Microwaves with a lifespan of 12 months.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 2:56 pm Johnny Rotten

“Me! Me! Talk about me! Please talk about me!”

So I am Pete Tong now! well I never!
on 25 Jan 2011 at 3:08 pm Loumo

Thing with Johnny is, he doesn’t really rant dementedly. He just reiterates the one idea (to wit: furrins out) without development, deviation, random tangents, or references to anything other than Daily Mail stories that support his opinion.

Your true rambling demented wankhandle is at least entertaining. You can have a nice game of buzzword bingo, you can take punts on what the next non-sequituur will involve, you can estimate the writer’s blood pressure, hours of fun guaranteed.

But Johnny just spouts “furrins out, EDF/BNP/me and my “mates” in”, with no flights of fancy and no fun. Dull.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 3:31 pm Johnny Rotten

Thing with Johnny is, he doesn’t really rant dementedly. He just reiterates the one idea (to wit: furrins out) without development, deviation, random tangents, or references to anything other than Daily Mail stories that support his opinion.

Is the not a radio four gameshow that does something similar, must look into applying to go on it.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 5:09 pm ceannair

Is the not a radio four gameshow that does something similar, must look into applying to go on it.

I think it’s called Just A Cunt. You’ll fit right in.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 5:09 pm ceannair

Must. Not. Feed.

When will I learn ???
on 25 Jan 2011 at 5:16 pm Oaf

He just reiterates the one idea (to wit: furrins out) without development, deviation, random tangents, or references to anything

And he has sixty seconds in which to do it……
on 25 Jan 2011 at 5:24 pm Have Your Lurk

Has anyone seen Tron in 3D? Is it worth it, or will I wait for thwle DVD?
on 25 Jan 2011 at 5:28 pm brager cunt

I actually think Johnny Rotten’s behaviour can be quite easily explained.

Let’s take as read the screamingly obvious fact that Johnny is desperately deprived of both love and attention in his non-internet life, and work from there.

In light of this, Johnny clearly intends to seek solace in the interweb. Unfortunately, it’s very hard to make comments which make people love you over the internet (especially if you’re a bewildered sociopath), so Johnny seeks the next best thing – raw attention.

In real life, his spouting of bileous fuckwittery gradually causes those who know him (family, colleagues etc) to gradually distance themselves from him and not dignify him with responses or attempt to engage in debate, of which he is plainly incapable.

However, an interweb blogforum causes no such difficulties, as there is a relatively constant stream of fresh faces, newly appalled by his twuntishness. While the seasoned SYBer will learn eventually to ignore an entire post when they read the words ‘Johnny Rotten’ at the top, someone unaware of his monotonous idiocy will think they are doing the right thing by giving him a good old cuss.

Sadly, since all Johnny craves is attention, positive or negative, he immediately gets a semi and weeps tears of confused joy into his blanky when someone attempts to ‘deliver the dis’.

He will continue to get his emotional kicks by courting affronted liberal rinsage on SYB, until the hit isn’t enough and he moves onto something else.

Like shouting at traffic.

Or breaking into soo enclosures and molesting animals.

*sigh*
on 25 Jan 2011 at 6:02 pm Johnny Rotten

Whos soo? is her enclosure worth breaking into?
on 25 Jan 2011 at 6:35 pm Kris

I heard it was alright, Lurk, but I’ve never seen any of this new 3D stuff so I couldn’t tell you what that’s like. It’s universally lauded as ‘mildly entertaining’ though, so if you’re not too bothered about that special effects shite then yeah I’d give it a miss until it makes an appearance on Sky Movies or something.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 6:36 pm Johnny Rotten

I loved Tron in 3D, but on the other hand I am a child molester.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 6:37 pm Have Your Lurk

I’ve just realised why Johnny said the blowjob only cost “us” a tenner.

She blew Johnny and his friends, and gave them a group rate ‘cos all three of them fit into her gob at once.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 6:53 pm Undemocratic Speed Bump

@ Kris

Also noted is the use of 4 exclamation marks, a sure sign of a tiresome bellend.

That is a truism right there.

@brager cunt

Well said. Makes me a little bit sad, in an abstract way.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 7:13 pm Ugeine

Anyone with the slightest degree of intelligence can see that the BBC is and always was a political tool. The genius was to disguise it so well unlike the more blatant propaganda tools of other ruling elites. Hide the message in childrens progammes, east enders and friendly new casters and the ignorant prols wont notice./

Watching self important right wing cunts bellow dated Marxist theory at anybody who will listen warms the very cockles of my heart.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 7:15 pm Ugeine

cocking bellend blockquotes.
on 25 Jan 2011 at 8:41 pm Just Sheesh

apropos of nothing from the DM…

Message to Billie Piper Who cares what ‘they’ think? There are lots of people who can’t distinguish fact from fiction. Idiots! Don’t let them get to you. They are of no importance.
- JJ, England

Said JJ, who reads the Daily Mail and even posts messages on their website believing that famous people are going to read them. Sheesh.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 1:51 am Mal

I’m just disturbed to find that the BBC (British Broadcasting Company? Big Bunch o’ Communists more like) are speeding our licence fees on new casters. Couldn’t they make do with the old ones during these difficult times?
on 26 Jan 2011 at 1:53 am Mal

Speeding? Well they’re probably shoving a load of Billy up their noses too.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 10:28 am Ugly Newt

[...]until the hit isn’t enough and he moves onto something else.

Like shouting at traffic.

Shouting at traffic is a far more productive and responsible use of your time than disagreeing with people on the interblogs. The target of the shouting is in a hurry to get somewhere, so rarely bothers to stay around and have the last word, and the whole tiresome incident won’t usually be archived where millions of people can point and laugh at what a prick you’re being.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 11:57 am Dipsomaniac Physics Student

@ceannair:

it’s called Just A Cunt.

There’s no shortage of contestants, at any rate:

537. At 6:41pm on 24 Jan 2011, Wu Shu wrote:
Harriet Harperson has a lot to answer for. She has spent over a decade trying to make women the same as men, with disastorous consequences. Generally, in the animal kingdom, males are the hunter-gatherers and protectors and the females look after the home and raise the young.

Trying to change nature artificially through social engineering produces people of questionable gender and psychological problems.

In fact, lion society has got it spot on. The males simply spend their day sleeping and then copulate when they feel like it with as many females as they can find. The females raise the young and go hunting and then wait for the males to have the first bite of the kill. That’s showing respect to males and that’s how things should be.

Oh, to be a lion!

Go fling yourself into a cage at the local zoo, then. Dreary diplodocus dildo.

538. At 6:41pm on 24 Jan 2011, Clear Incite wrote:
When I played football in the 60′s 70′s and 80′s if it moved you could kick it. Now God forbid you can only kick the ball, just look how much women have ruined football.

You could always try kicking yourself. Hours of fun.

304. At 1:44pm on 24 Jan 2011, Keith wrote:
To save myself from the risk of prosecution in this politically correct Britain I no longer have anything to do with women(sexism),foreigners (racism), muslims (religious intolerance). Am I now safe from prosecution in our intolerant country?

I can’t help but imagine Keith’s neighbours breaking into his boarded-up house to discover his bloated, odiferous corpse buried under a mountain of takeaway packaging.

346. At 2:22pm on 24 Jan 2011, freesaxon wrote:
Just for the record the various `Isms are not quote based on `irrational fears etc.
.
It’s part of being HUMAN and not a machine
.
No one would accuse you of nepotism if you saved your family from a burning building FIRST.
It would be considered NORMAL
Whilst on the subject of firemen
In a survey 99% of women stated that they would feel safer in the arms of a fireMAN if they had to be carried from a burning building.
.
The rich tapestry of mankind with it’s races, culture, beliefs, and male female roles is being destroyed by ignorant `know it all’ Nanny Liberals.
.
They would have us all homogenised, standardised, and sanitised, and THUS dehumanised.
.
Opportunity does not, and NEVER WILL equate to equality.

Think of all the opportunities freesaxon’s had in life- And he still ends up as a knob who’d apparently rather be incinerated if his rescuers aren’t equpped with bollocks.

357. At 2:40pm on 24 Jan 2011, john wrote:
Its very prevelant! I’m not allowed into the local pool Wednesday night nor to most of the aerobics classes. Just because I’m a guy. Female vanity and ant- male preduices discrimination is okay and even supported by local authorities.

john, stop touching yourself in public, that might help.

493. At 5:33pm on 24 Jan 2011, Semisatanic wrote:
Women have overstepped the mark.
If they want to intrude on a mans last bastion they should expect a vicious fight.
We need somewhere where we can get away from them.
I didn’y choose a job in construction so i can listem to a woman whining all day.
Stop invading our sacred space.
We chose it for a reason.
Your not welcome.

If “a man’s last bastion” means “the shrivelled contents of my sticky Primark briefs,” then it shall remain secure until proton decay kicks in.

529. At 6:31pm on 24 Jan 2011, scotty1694 wrote:
As is the “neanderthal” mindset.

The two are inextricably linked.

———

yes im sure in the stone age etc and neanderthal times homophobia was a massive issue. i still dont belive its genetic! just like i think trans sexuals isnt genetic there all CHOICES

for example

a man can never be a woman because he cant carry and give birth to a child!

a woman can never be a man because they dont have the strength or build and dont produce sperm

to say its genetic is silly your body knows what you are and what your are capable off.

ive seen countless animals in the world mate with females and try to get there way with males (dogs classic example)

so are these animals gay? or are they just not fussy?

dont forget humans are ANIMALS were not better than them we are animals at the end of the day

When someone works out what in the name of fuck he’s on about, please let me know.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 12:11 pm Turd-at-Cambridge

There is a discussion about our leaders all being from public [sic] (we mean private) schools. The general consesus…

The rot started when Shirley Williams scrapped the grammar schools.

Yes, Britain’s unsustainable empire, and its silopsist sense of self-worth are all being eroded because we cannot assess eleven year-olds.

As a current Oxbridge student I find hotdiggedy’s comment insulting. To claim that Oxbridge students succeed due to early development belittles the hours of hard work and stress that candidates put themselves through. As for the intake, perhaps if those grammar educated politicians hadn’t pulled up the ladder behind them, it would be more reflective of society.

Without wishing to belittle McMaximmilian’s hours of hard work and stress, oxbridge graduates evidently seem equipped to contribute to facile debates like any other, and vomit the same tired bile as anyone else. Do not judge oxbridge graduates, they can be massive cunts as well. Bring back the 11+!
on 26 Jan 2011 at 1:43 pm Kris

Thanks for ruining my day off Dipsomaniac; the knowledge that those people genuinely can’t see how sheerly fucking wrong they are is going to get me down.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 1:51 pm Kris

Stop invading our sacred space

Is he talking about football? Fuck that guy, for serious.

No pithy put downs to see here. Just Fuck You, semisatanic.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 2:26 pm Loumo

@Kris
No, he’s referring specifically to Molyneux, Wolves’ ground. It’s sacred to part-time satansits and all-round knobends. Allowing women to run around in there drains it of its mystic power. Unles sthey’re cleaning the goat’s blood off the goal nets, in which case fine.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 3:14 pm Ugly Newt

CiF is jumping aboard the sexism justification bandwagon, by asking the men (and the only requirement is that you’re male – you don’t have to hold a single opinion about football) to Have Their Say on the matter:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jan/26/sexism-andy-gray-richard-keys

Except it’s not even using the pretence of an open forum in which people might compare viewpoints and adjust their attitudes (hope springs eternal). Instead, they’re channelling all the inevitable bile into the inbox of one (female) journalist. Meanwhile, all the armchair scarfwavers whose facepalmingly archaic misogyny *doesn’t* get published will become even more convinced that it’s all those powerful women who are keeping them down.
on 26 Jan 2011 at 5:58 pm Bugrat

I didn’y choose a job in construction so i can listem to a woman whining all day.

Let me seee-e-e…lawyer? No, lots of women in that line of business. Airline pilot? Hmm possible, but again, growing over-representation of the distaff side, know what I mean? Doctor, architect, microbiologist? Same as lawyers. Sod it…I’ll be a brickie’s labourer, that’s the life for me!
on 26 Jan 2011 at 6:57 pm Johnny Rotten

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/376/195/Tiger_Woods:_A_Secret_Black_Manchurian_Candidate.html

I did not know Tiger Woods was a blackman from Manchester, its a wonder he did not take up guncrime and gang warfare rather than golf!
on 26 Jan 2011 at 7:20 pm Johnny Rotten

On the customer care and knowledge levels of electrical stores I came upon this gem

After seeing the majority of staff I know why its called Currys.
- Robert, Croydon, 26/1/2011 17:11
Click to rate Rating 8

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350527/High-street-electrical-staff-lack-knowledge-products.html#ixzz1CANqWeur

goodness gracious me!
on 26 Jan 2011 at 10:33 pm Nice Tits, Shame About The Bollocks

ive seen countless animals in the world mate with females and try to get there way with males (dogs classic example)

so are these animals gay? or are they just not fussy?

dont forget humans are ANIMALS were not better than them we are animals at the end of the day

When someone works out what in the name of fuck he’s on about, please let me know.

@Newt: Um… maybe he’s trying to express a variant of Kinsey’s theory that we’re all somewhere on a sliding scale of bisexuality.

Yeah. Let’s stick with that answer. I need to reassure myself with the warm and fuzzy possibility that maybe, just maybe, scotty1694 isn’t yet another example of humanity’s devolution into a race of complete badgers’ flanges.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 12:26 am "Professor" Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

Case note 26 Jan 2011 at 7:20 pm
——————————–
I fear that the subject appears to have entered the final stages, rejecting the final semblances of independent thought and (for whatever reasons, unknown to modern science) choosing to channel the spirit of Bernard Manning.

FFS.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 8:13 am Have Your Lurk

Must. Not. Feed. Troll.
Could change subject to 3D films again, but counterproductive.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 8:15 am Have Your Lurk

No, sorry, can’t resist.

I came upon this gem

We know you did, Johnny. We know.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 9:05 am ad ho

Generally, in the animal kingdom, males are the hunter-gatherers and protectors and the females look after the home and raise the young.

My guess is that Wu Shu’s understanding of ‘gatherer’ involves hanging out with other animal-dudes.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 11:50 am christonabike

Shitstorm! Hit rate too high for blockquotes!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/South-Africa-Whoonga-Drug-Containing-HIV-Medication—A-Dangerous-Craze-In-Battle-Against-Aids/Article/201101415912665?lpos=World_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15912665_South_Africa%3A_Whoonga_Drug_Containing_HIV_Medication_-_A_Dangerous_Craze_In_Battle_Against_Aids
on 27 Jan 2011 at 11:50 am My Pockets Hurt

CiF is jumping aboard the sexism justification bandwagon, by asking the men (and the only requirement is that you’re male – you don’t have to hold a single opinion about football) to Have Their Say on the matter

I looked at this and thought it might have the whiff of “Let a thousand flowers bloom” about it. Loads of dickheads are invited to spout crap, and are subsequently presented as crap-spouting dickheads, maybe? We can but hope.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 11:54 am apes like grapes

Generally, in the animal kingdom, males are the hunter-gatherers and protectors and the females look after the home and raise the young.
When they’re not getting pissed. http://www.hoboes.com/Politics/Prohibition/Notes/Intoxication/
on 27 Jan 2011 at 11:54 am apes like grapes

bet they can do blockquotes better than me too
on 27 Jan 2011 at 3:13 pm Indigenous Pangaean

@christonabike

Way to ruin my day.

Posted by: Badwolf from England on January 27, 2011 11:24 AM@LEJL. Get over yourself, we are fed up seeing Africa begging the west for help whilst on drugs and helping the spread of AIDS.

I guess Badwolf’s hallucinations of an anthropomorphic Africa giving out stoned blood transfusions whilst locked in unidirectional alms solicitation, that’d be easier to take if the comment wasn’t on the fucking recommended list.

Also Al Jazeera carried this story like three months ago (http://blogs.aljazeera.net/africa/2010/10/22/whoonga-cruelest-high, where does Emma Hurd get off calling it news?
on 27 Jan 2011 at 3:24 pm Dipsomaniac Physics Student

@Kris:
Yah. Didn’t do wonders for my temper either. Selah.
5 Live has even richer pickings:

09:03

Come on. Put your bras back on and stop taking things so seriously or you’ll turn into that frightful PC teacher who was on earlier. Sean Manchester

09:10

Keys and Gray r only saying what 90% of people r saying in the pubs. Suggest all fans boycott games this weekend in their support. John, Warks

09:18

I’m with Gaunty! I bet before most games the ref gets it – be it a male or female ref…. like ‘crikey – we’d better call specsavers , coz this fella i s as blind as a bat’?!! Difference is that blokes take it on the chin – but the birds gotta have a moan (as usual)
Don
Wales

09:27

If women want to muscle in on men’s games, because they can’t think of their own, it seems a bit unfair to insist on changing the culture.

09:28

Gaunty for PM. He’s totally right. Why can’t women referee women’s games and let men referee mens games. Time to get rid of all these PC idiots. Nick

09:48

Freedom of speach in Britain is being gradually eroded. It starts with the seemingly unimportant things, like these comments. but who knows where it will end.
Tim, Bristol

09:20

Women flaunt their attributes to gain attention or advantage. Can’t have it both ways. As Larry from Curb said when accused of ogling a woman’s breasts ‘you wore that top so men would look at your shoes?’ Martin, Sunderland.

09:16

Lets end this women multi tasking fantasy. Sitting watching daytime tv, eating chocolate, while the washing machine is running is not multi tasking. – Bob

09:35

Andy Gray is God and that Charlotte woman is NOTHING more than eye candy and is an idiot when it comes to football so get her OFF the football shows along with ALL other women and leave us boys to have our football for real men…!!!
Eric C Smith, Glasgow and an Arab(DUFC Fan) and NO female refs.

09:36

Im a trucker 5f 6 muscular hairy and tattooed 47 years old ive drove trucks for 15 years , i wanted a career change and became a support worker i laste d 5 months in that job due to the sexual harrasment of women it was constant touching me and asking me to take them to bed nobody batted an eyelid women are far worse than men it works both ways . Im back trucking and happy at work again. Gary

-’Pickings’ in the sense of ‘picking someone else’s nose.’ Lots of spit on their jackets to the whole rabble of them.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 4:17 pm Johnny Rotten

Now you understand why the EDL stands against Islamism, Islamist extreemist’s and sharia law. This is not just a one off, these horrendous acts are happening on a regular basis through out Islamic countries ofton in small villages away from the prying lense of the camara. Now you know the truth it is time for you to speak out loudly so that your voice can be heard opposing these barbaric acts Tobias Malachi EDL Christian Division
- Tobias Malachi, London UK, 27/1/2011 12:21
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350945/Horrific-video-emerges-Taliban-fighters-stoning-couple-death-adultery.html#ixzz1CFVNgoMe

To be fair, these arab chaps know how to keep their females in place, I bet they would not allow a female ref to ruin two good masculine careers!
on 27 Jan 2011 at 4:37 pm ceannair

I’d point out the spelling mistakes in that pile of shite but I really cannot be fucking arsed.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 4:38 pm ceannair

Im a trucker 5f 6 muscular hairy and tattooed 47 years old ….. the sexual harrasment of women it was constant touching me and asking me to take them to bed

All together now ladies, “OH NO WE FUCKING DIDN’T!!”
on 27 Jan 2011 at 5:07 pm Lentil Molester

i laste d 5 months in that job due to the sexual harrasment of women it was constant touching me and asking me to take them to bed

Oh Gary, do we have to go through the whole dreams and reality thing again?

Your fetid imaginings when you’re spanking your little shrivelled up monkey are not real.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 5:23 pm Johnny Rotten

Lots of people in this world have difficult childhoods. They don’t all resort to killing defencless animals!!! What the hell do you have to do these days to get locked up? Wicked evil woman.
- Jane, UK, 27/1/2011 14:27
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351069/Teenager-hurled-kitten-death-11th-floor-window-spared-jail.html#ixzz1CFlKdlEl

What do you have to do to get locked up in this country? Upset the establishment and media moguls like Tommy Sheridan or maybe throw an inanimate object off a rooftop near the guardians of the establishment (police officers).
Killing defenseless animals or harming members of the general public does not cut the mustard these days.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 5:42 pm Michael

What gets me about Johnny and his ilk, is that they are all for the rights of those 2 bigots in Cornwall to find a tiny section of the Bible to justify their views on unmarried couples sharing a bed, but when the Taliban do the same with the Qu’aran, they are up in arms on behalf of people who they’d be quite happy to discuriminate against too.

Actually, the Qu’aran is pretty clear on not harming anyone (try looking at any of the material produced in relation to domestic violence) but I bet that Cornish couple havent been sacrificing goats in the temple recently as per Leviticus (and dont get me started on Prawn cocktail)
on 27 Jan 2011 at 5:51 pm Ceannair

Worth pointing out to Johnny Rotten that the bitch who killed the kitten was white, or would the fetid bellend not get the irony ?
on 27 Jan 2011 at 6:23 pm Ugly Newt

@Ceannair:

But what colour was the kitten? When a tabby cat is injured, it’s the fault of positive discrimination and the PC loonies ignore it, but those tortoiseshell fuckers must have been bringing it on themselves.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 9:46 pm Kris

About time a Straight rights campaign was started. But hang on a minute, in this age of so-called equality would we be allowed to start it.
- Gordon Bennett, Bristol UK, 27/1/2011 15:30

Gordon DEMANDS the right to er…um.

Hm.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 9:46 pm Kris

That’s from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350891/Picture-Elton-Johns-baby-covered-family-shield-U-S-supermarket-protect-children.html by the way.
on 27 Jan 2011 at 9:50 pm Kris

Why can’t the gay mafia just let us alone. They push their lifestyle on us in too aggressive a manner. We have a right to determine our morals just like they demand they have a right. So when we say we don’t want to see a gay family why can’t they leave it alone. It is always their way forced on us. To each its own. You live your life but let us live ours and make our determination we don’t want to see Elton.
- DeeDee, Portland, 26/1/2011 23:51

Oh I see, they’re demanding the right to not see gay families. It’s a nice idea but I’m not sure how practical it is. Especially with the Gay Mafia hanging around, being aggressively homosexual at us.
on 28 Jan 2011 at 9:53 am Mr Ed

I really hope someone doesn’t wire DeeDee’s eyes open a la Clockwork Orange and force her to watch the horrors of a seemingly well adjusted, talented multi millionnaire who raises vast sums of money for charities in a stable long term relationship raising a child.
on 28 Jan 2011 at 12:40 pm Turding-for-the-ham

We have a right to determine our morals just like they demand they have a right.

One must admire the language here, DeeDee implicitly acknowledges that homosexuals do not have any rights. The argument is just so brilliant.

You live your life but let us live ours and make our determination we don’t want to see Elton.

This is where I actually develop some empathy with DeeDee. I think that he, after work, sat down to watch the Graham Norton show after some of his female colleagues were discussing it. Upon seeing the vomit-enducing fawning between Norton, Elton John and Alan Carr, DeeDee was never the same. For ever demanding homosexuals to be hidden from public view. Maybe. I wish.
on 28 Jan 2011 at 10:50 pm Ugeine

What do you have to do to get locked up in this country? Upset the establishment and media moguls like Tommy Sheridan or maybe throw an inanimate object off a rooftop near the guardians of the establishment (police officers).
Killing defenseless animals or harming members of the general public does not cut the mustard these days.

What if you through a fire extinguisher at a cat?
on 28 Jan 2011 at 10:51 pm Ugeine

*threw. Wish you white taxpaying bastards would hurry up and earn my immigrant benefit so I can learn English properly.
on 28 Jan 2011 at 10:55 pm Ugeine

Aaaah! Christian division of the EDL!

‘If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also… AND DROP THE FUCKING CUNT.’
on 29 Jan 2011 at 12:29 am Indigenous Pangaean

Number of British Muslims will double to 5.5m in 20 years = ulcerated fuckhole central

I am glad I am in my twilight years and hopefully I won’t be around to witness, the total Islamification of our Country. I shall be turning in my grave at how recent governments have all engineered our cultural melt down, that is now heading towards an unsustainable increase in population.

- Hope, UK, 28/1/2011 3:25 [Rating ^2593]
on 29 Jan 2011 at 1:13 am Bugrat

I am glad I am in my twilight years and hopefully I won’t be around to witness, the total Islamification of our Country.

I am so glad that both my legs got blown off in a lager-fuelled camping-stove accident since it means that I won’t be able to walk along the street and witness the total Islamification of our Country.

Likewise, my neighbour is thrilled that his recent wanking-induced brain haemorrhage has left him totally blind, and therefore unable to witness the total Islamification of our Country.
on 29 Jan 2011 at 1:23 am Indigenous Pangaean

I am glad I am not living in a bizarre paranoid fantasy world, and will therefore be unable to witness the total Islamification of our Country.

…well, a different paranoid fantasy world, leastways.
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on 29 Jan 2011 at 5:00 pm Have Your Lurk

I thought Smirnoff was a kind of vodka, until I witnessed the Islamification of the Country.
on 30 Jan 2011 at 1:31 pm Sheepless

It’s high time gays were allowed into the regular Mafia, rather than having to form their own gay organised crime syndicate.
on 30 Jan 2011 at 2:08 pm Johnny Rotten

Jeremy for PM!
- Andy, Cape Town, 29/1/2011 15:01
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1351670/Jeremy-Clarkson-fuels-TV-sexism-row-dropping-Richard-Hammond-obscene-comment.html#ixzz1CWWYnAfv

nuff said!
on 30 Jan 2011 at 2:52 pm Inga Muscio

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt:_A_Declaration_of_Independence
on 30 Jan 2011 at 6:35 pm Kris

Peter ‘Yes I really do believe that, it’s not a joke’ Hitchens on Andy Gray;

Remember this. The things they said were not intended for broadcast and they were not transmitted. They were private conversations. I don’t care that those conversations were leaked. Any remotely public figure has to assume this will happen nowadays. But if Mr Gray and Mr Keys didn’t intend their remarks to be broadcast, they shouldn’t be judged professionally as if they had intended it.

Right then. So let’s just pop back to the election and tell everyone that when Gordon Brown calls an old woman a bigot in a private conversation, it doesn’t matter that it was technically broadcast, we can’t judge him professionally as if he had intended it.
on 30 Jan 2011 at 7:15 pm Johnny Rotten

i would love to listen to the private conversations that go on between Cameron, Clegg and Osbourne, when they are dicussing how to extract more money from us Plebs to give to their rich city banker friends.
If we could listen to what all three parties really think of the “proles”, the streets would be like Egypts overnight, and we could then start demanding real change.
on 30 Jan 2011 at 9:17 pm Ed aka TOO MANY EDS WE NEED A CULL

If you had an idea, Johnny Paedo, you might be dangerous. But there’s no danger of that.
on 30 Jan 2011 at 11:13 pm Bugrat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt:_A_Declaration_of_Independence

Thanks for that. I was very tempted to re-edit J.Paedo’s name into that, but staunchly resisted (couldn’t be arsed)..
on 31 Jan 2011 at 3:13 pm Dipsomaniac Physics Student

HYS on gang injunctions:

7. At 12:59pm on 31 Jan 2011, Bob wrote:
Bring back approved schools, Borstal, the birch and corporal punishment. While we are at it lets have a vote on the return of the death penalty for adults

If there was such a vote, Bob would lose- And he left out ‘National Service’. Twat.

6. At 12:58pm on 31 Jan 2011, Sauron the Deciever wrote:
We’ll get the usual leftist waffle that these people are from deprived homes and that they need a cuddle and some purpose in life with which to draw them away or prevent them from joining the gang culture.

We’ve heard all this crap for years now and the gang culture in the UK is worse now that in has been in years.

It’s time to remove the kid gloves and exclude the left-wing from involvement in this sphere and smash these gangs with an iron fist. As a tax payer, I want a break in the money I contribute to people either too lazy or too stupid to figure out a better more harmonious and productive way to lead their lives.

I care not one jot if several of these thugs and villains have to die to make the point.

I can now count on two hands the number of friends who have been directly affected by gangs and their activities, roaming the streets robbing and attacking at will, with a couple of friends hospitalized as a result of the attack they had to endure. I DO NOT pay my taxes to live with this.

Any opinion to the contrary is frankly worthless and would the left wing liberal sorts who feel that a softer more holistic approach is preferable, please do society a favour and keep your feckless, worthless, tried tested and failed opinions to your selves.

Brute force and no sympathy is the way to deal with this situation as well as a firm hand with parents that have allowed their vile brats to behave in such a way.

If he likes Egypt so much, why doesn’t he go live there?
Speaking of Egypt-

2. At 12:38pm on 31 Jan 2011, scotty1694 wrote:
who knows but get it sorted! my girlfriend goes to Egypt on Friday and i have made plans! don’t ruin them its one of the few times ill get a weekend to myself!,/blockquote>
-I never realised that an abused rabbit could book airline tickets. Will no one think of the lagomorphs?

18. At 1:01pm on 31 Jan 2011, TruthBot wrote:
We should study these events carefully, since that way we may learn how to topple a government.

Lego should sell a ‘Viva Revolution!!’ playset for people like Truthbot- Who, one imagines is still toppling from the same pushchair he sat in while watching William Hartnell as the Doctor.

9. At 1:05pm on 31 Jan 2011, Reclaim_the_country wrote:
Legislative Bleed.

How long before organisations like the Automobile Assn (set to warn of Speed Traps), and the Royal Automobile Assn are classed as gangs and membership etc banned?

It hasn’t stopped the Gay Mafia, the PC Brigade or the interplanetary Warmist Conspiracy to date, has it? Perhaps they’re exempt- only white, male ‘hetrsexul’ gangs get persecuted.
It’s the IPCC Death Commando smock at the bottom, thanks.
on 31 Jan 2011 at 3:15 pm Dipsomaniac Physics Student

Ugh; blockquote fail.
on 31 Jan 2011 at 4:08 pm Private-Turdford

gangs and their activities, roaming the streets robbing and attacking at will

Dear Sis,

I have not written to you for some time. It is not easy to write from the front lines. We have been deployed to Stratford for nearly five months now, and my hatred for the robbing gangs is only paralleled by my hatred for the left wing liberal sorts and their Operation “Tried, Tested Failed Opinion IV”.

This morning word was reached from Sauron the Deciever. Our foolish COs can only think that they understand his words. They do not face the horrors that we do. Already I know at least six, but no more than ten, boys affected by the gangs.

So it is with the war. As it progresses one is left with a deep sense of forboding. As the robbing gangs attack at will, one is always scared that you could be the next finger of Sauron the Deceiver.

Don’t wait for me,

Private Turdford
on 31 Jan 2011 at 7:29 pm Loumo

Re this Andy Gray and Richard Keys thing: is the point not that they were at work and that the majority of workplaces have a code of conduct regarding sexism etc? If they’d called her a useless bint down the pub with their mates, then fine. But they were in a recording studio, with their co-commentators, at work. If it occurs within earshot of your workmates during working hours then it’s judged against your employer’s standards of behaviour rather than your private standards because you’re a representative of them in the public sphere. Specially if you’re on telly and that.

But then I’m a woman so there’s probably something I don’t understand about the fullbacks being level with them when the ball was hit or something.
on 31 Jan 2011 at 7:42 pm Johnny Rotten

I feel so sorry for the posh middle class. Don’t tell me you’ll have to cut down on your holidays to Tuscany/Provence etc. Me and the kids (and our Sandra) only get ONE trip to Florida every year. Try living on benefits and see how hard it is.
- Ken, Liverpool, 31/1/2011 14:12

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352071/How-750-000-people-dragged-paying-higher-rate-tax–families-children-the-brunt.html#ixzz1CdiFhn95

No PAYE, No National insurance (up another 1% in April), no rent, no council tax, no travel to work petrol or fares, no parking charges, free presciptions and dental treatments, free school meals, grants for house improvements, £105 a week tax free per couple and another £45 a week plus child benefit for every sprog she manages to chuck out, meanwhile the poor working classes get shafted.

Only fools, bankers and politicians need bother to work in this cesspit of a country. Right, which way to the dole office, I am signing on.
on 31 Jan 2011 at 9:00 pm john Adair's Gerbil

Johnny,

I fully expect Ken, from Liverpool’s next comment to be “Hook, line,sinker and copy of the Angling Times.”
on 01 Feb 2011 at 12:34 am Pete Tong

Totally agree that if your dare to have a different opinion to those on the left, they resort to insults and bullying – remember Brown. The decent, ordinary, hard working people in this country just wanting to play by the rules and get on with their lives are the ones who are victimised nowadays thanks to the likes of Harriet Harperson and her fellow lefties. They’ve destroyed this country in every way possible and must never be allowed in Government again.
- JoolsB, St. Ives, Cornwall, 31/1/2011 8:38

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1352024/Calls-Melanie-Phillips-killed-gay-rights-prove-societys-values-danger.html#ixzz1CetwBi8c

Soon the good people of Britain will realise what is going on and turn on the axis of evil like the Egyptians are doing.
Then the Elton Johns of the world will be castigated and decent folk become the norm again.
on 01 Feb 2011 at 3:07 am Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

FUCK ME! this has got everything!
on 01 Feb 2011 at 8:35 am Del Boy

JR: “Only fools, bankers and politicians need bother her to work in this cesspit of a country. Right, which way to the dole office, I am signing on.”

–> You forgot the horses.
on 01 Feb 2011 at 11:15 am Ugly Newt

I can now count on two hands

At least you’re making progress.

I DO NOT pay my taxes

You don’t think you do. But that’s because the personal allowance is higher than you can count.
on 01 Feb 2011 at 2:35 pm Johnny Rotten

Amerikagulag permalink
February 1, 2011 02:16
Amerikan sheep will never stand up like Egyptians. They’ much rather watch it all on the television.

Pay freeze, tax rises, food increases, petrol increases, pension age rises until after death, immigration is good, we need educated people because we will not educate our own, job cuts, benefit cuts, but hey, the good news, there is always money for bankers bonuses and MP’s expenses so cheer up.
on 01 Feb 2011 at 3:24 pm Ceannair

Amerikagulag permalink
February 1, 2011 02:16
Amerikan sheep will never stand up like Egyptians. They’ much rather watch it all on the television.

Egyptians don’t stand up, they walk.

Yes, it’s the snow washed 80s denim there with the “I Heart The Bangles” patch.
on 01 Feb 2011 at 9:58 pm Bugrat

Yes, it’s the snow washed 80s denim there with the “I Heart The Bangles” patch.

Ah, The bangles..I had a thing for Susanna Hoffs..

(It’s the grimy tee-shirt with the Finbarr Saunders pic, thanks)
on 02 Feb 2011 at 9:41 am Have Your Lurk

Irish band The Sawdoctors had a song called I’d Love to Bang the Bangles. I remember one prize lyric went, I’d love to get off with Susanna Hoff.

Gold.
on 02 Feb 2011 at 10:10 am Ceannair

Have Your Lurk

Irish band The Sawdoctors had a song called I’d Love to Bang the Bangles. I remember one prize lyric went, I’d love to get off with Susanna Hoff.

Gold.

Now that’s quality stuff right there!

Close to the sublime poetry that was Half Man Half Biscuit’s “All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit”.

They don’t write em like that anymore!
on 02 Feb 2011 at 12:21 pm Loumo

Actually, HMHB do still write ‘em a lot like that. A recent favourite about a divorce from a woman on a journey of self-discovery had a chorus going

I’m going to feed our children inorganic food,
I’m going to feed our children inorganic food,
I’m going to feed our children inorganic food,
and with the money saved, take ‘em to the zoo.

Another featured someone sending “rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool” a dead marsh bird with a note saying “is this your sanderling?”. Can’t work out why that’s so funny, but it is.
on 02 Feb 2011 at 11:21 pm tw@basket.com

Our resident trolls might find HMHB a revelation, as they mock middle class pretension and political correctness, and actually land their punches with surgical precision, without ever feeling the need to be even slightly racist cunts about it.

Of course, doing this takes wit, so I don’t expect the trolls adopt HMHB as role models. It would just be nice for the trolls to be vaguely aware of the gaping chasm between real social commentary and their own idle dribblings, and perhaps feel even more inadequate than usual after contemplating some real working class genius.

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