The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, It’ll Just Be Shit
By DizzyHave Your Say is changing. Again. And the natives are not happy. Change? What? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I LIKE THINGS WHEN THEY STAY THE SAME.
They’re adding comment to the bottom of news stories. Whereas at one time you could go and read the news on the BBC website without having some foetid ballache forcing their rancid, shitty, poorly thought out opinion at you, now you won’t be able to escape depressing, awful bollocks because it’ll be right at the bottom of every depressing, awful news story. Just like the Guardian. And don’t we all just strive to have comments of Guardian quality on our news stories?
It’s just too much for some people, and the revolution has started. And what do you know, it turns out the revolution will not be televised. It’ll be taking place on the internet, where no-one can find it.
Sorry, but this will be my last post. I’m going to start my own ‘unmoderated’ forum if anyone’s interested under my other pseudonym Lewis Jones.
Gruffydd ap Llywelyn
I’m up for it! Let’s go! This place is just too quiet lately, anyway. Shit, all we’ve got left in the comments is some hardcore regular visitors discussing bollocks with agoraphobic racists. We need more action. Where do I sign up?
Where please? Can we all come?
ruffled_feathers
That’s two! Remember, two’s company, three is the magic number…
What are the google keywords to find your blog?
I tried “lewis jones” “blog”, but irrelevant links showed up
Mustafa Yorumcu
Well, that’s three, but we’re shit at using the internet, or at least we’re shit at searching for what could be one of the most popular names in the English language, plus “blog”. I also tried using quotes around all my words, but for some reason a bunch of other people have the same pseudonym. More help!
Give me a chance to create the blog. And without too much advertising, join the two words together and add dot com LOL And yes, everyone can participate all I ask is that you mind your language
Gruffydd ap Llywelyn
You heard it here second, folks. No, Have Your Say is not the be-all and end-all of discussion on the internet. Apparently there’s other places you can go to air your racist, borderline insane, actually insane, phenomenally stupid and utterly depressing views. And everyone can join in. Lewisjones.comlol. It’s like Martin Luther King, only the dream is a reality.
To Alex Gubbay:
Your new ‘game plan’ appears to be all about you, the Editor, the BBC. It will be boring and predictable. Editor’s Pick – who cares???
HYS was interesting and more often than not entertaining, due to poster’s views. There was ‘some’ freedom there which made it so. I will miss these posters and hope to meet up with them again perhaps at Lewis Jones. Good luck to MORERAM and others.
beammeup
You’re right. All we can do now is get over to Lewis Jones’ new ‘unmoderated’ discussion area, where the hot topic of the day is…
…the new BBC Have Your Say format.
Fuck it, wasted my time again. Sorry about that. Here’s some barking mad, borderline racist with a thinly-veiled conspiracy theory about the extinction of white British culture, followed by the tantalising possibility of a vaguely witty comment.
Lets face it BBC, you are really not interested in what people have to say, unless of course it agrees with yourselves. I subscribe to many national newspaper comment sections which are far less restricted then HYS, and at least allow people to have a view. I really do hate political correctness, and lets face it, the BBC is extremely politically correct. Being the voice of the political Liberal Left will always rule the BBC, and anyone who doesn’t agree with your views will always be excluded. It is a sad show of democracy when our national broadcasting company is so undemocratic, but unfortunately the state of our big brother society which tells all UK citizens what they should believe, how they should be anti-Christian, pro Europe, anti British culture because we MUST fit in with our immigrant population and not fly any British flags, must call Christmas, Winter Festival, must not use Christian prayer for anyone, I mean heaven help us all if we believe in God, we are considered freaks. I feel extremely sad that the BBC has become what they are today….slaves to the popular policially correct society, instead of actually having a mind of their own. Thankfully, there are still organisations out there, including many national newspapers, who still have some guts and stand up for the people
KnightShift
Yeah, thank God all you have to represent you is every single newspaper except the Guardian. Otherwise you might end up going crazy.
45 Responses to “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, It’ll Just Be Shit”
Don’t they realise they could just as easily make themselves at home on the cesspit of bigotry that is the Sky News website?
Lewis is censoring me by demanding I register.
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, PEOPLE! (and rodents) First it’s the demanding that you register, then they’ll start censoring people just for suggesting that half of Lewis’ ancestors were sheep.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12905767
This article mentions a couple of Russian pranksters who ended up prison.
What a cunt.
“86. At 14:13pm on 18th Mar 2011, Edwin Schrodinger wrote:
Look at the comments on this site, BBC mandarins. Do you actually want intelligent, articulate people to hate you?”
LOL
Yes, you don’t want to advertise it too much do you? No point in allowing people into your site and letting them read your great literary works.
So Gruffydd has set up his own unmoderated forum, and the first thing he does is assign moderators to it…
Wonder how long before he’s deleting posts that don’t measure up to his own batshit insane standards? Oh the irony is too good.
Road trip!!!
He’s already started locking down off-topic (“how do I do this”) posts, prior to deleting…
This goes on quite a lot. America and Britain get their home born thugs to join the forces, so they can ship them out to Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and next Iran, whilst importing their thugs as asylum seekers, to come and scrounge and rob from said soldiers families in this country. Meanwhile, whilst we are all diverted to this, the real thugs steal all our money in MP’s expenses and banker’s bonuses.
Still, Alex Gubbay is doing his best by banning anyone talking about it on BBC HYS.
Rot in hell, you scumbag Gubbay.
I’m a pig fucker.
@Felna
If you look carefully you’ll see that he actually said:
It’s moderated, but ‘unmoderated’. The difference being that that moderation is a way of preserving the free speech that its being an ‘unmoderated’ forum permits. Or to put it another way, Gruffydd ap Llywelyn ‘isn’t a total termite’s tnuc’, however much he appears to be one.
“must call Christmas, Winter Festival”
You arent meant to call it Winter Festival, the Eurpean Federal Superstate edict PC##23917EU states very clearly that it must be called “Winterval”
I think Knightshift needs another spell in the local re-education centre.
Fuck that’s where I’ve been going wrong- I’ve been adding the .com, subtracting lewis and multiplying the whole lot by the square root of a goat’s vagina. Still got his blog, strangely.
:3
I feel KnightShift (who is, I believe, a Decepticon) has misunderstood the idea of a broadcasting company. Unless the idea is to broadcast peoples opinions directly back at them, forever.
Oh God, it really exists, Lewis Jones I mean, and hurray, your back
Well, a big up to Lewis Jones for actually doing what he said he would. Pity, though. Obscurity was made for blogs like his.
I know. I saw it.
Don’t worry. It’s obscure. Only we know about it.
I walk around all day, muttering unmoderated comments to myself and chuckling at them.
It’s not enough just to believe. You have to stop complaining about your neighbours having it easier than you.
“heaven help us all if we believe in God”
Yeah- that is kind of the idea
HAHA, you fuckers are just sad & tossing your toys outta the pram cos BBC are closing down the one place more cunty than this site. Whatever shall SYB do now?
It’s be sad if it wasn’t so fucking funny. The beeb close down your pet site so you instantly attack anything that might take it’s place. Funny, because I thought this site was supposed to highlight uninformed opinions, & knee jerk reactions. Lets face it if your own knees were any more jerky you’d kick yourselves in your fucking faces. stunning. “It came from HYS so we must dump the salty goodness of our loins all over it!” Reread what you all wrote & realise that you guys just killed syb. Shame, big shame. I used to enjoy this place too.
I am disappoint.
Cunts
They’ve ALREADY spotted that they’ve ALREADY been spotted (look at the ‘Name Your most remembered Films’ thread over at, er, NOT-HYS). Nice of them to give this site a link. The additional traffic might be too much, ‘though.
The Beeb are “closing down” HYS in the same way that a parent “closes down” a potty. This isn’t going to affect the amount of shite spread by reactionaries about everything that’s happened since the introduction of the welfare state.
If you think this will cause a severe change in proceedings here at SYB, have a gander at all the English fucknuggets grumbling about how easy life is if you’re ill and Scottish – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12928485 . 76 comments, and almost half of them were let out where they can be publicly ridiculed. Business as usual.
I also am disappoint. Disappoint that angry knob a-talky-talk.
http://www.aoltv.co.uk/2011/04/01/jonathan-ross-brands-derek-acorah-an-awful-human-being/?icid=main|uk|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aoltv.co.uk%2F2011%2F04%2F01%2Fjonathan-ross-brands-derek-acorah-an-awful-human-being%2F#
Somewhat odd comment on a story about Jonathon Ross saying a thing about Derek Acorah;
Are these lyrics? What are they doing on a story about Jonathon Ross’ twitter?
I happen to agree though. It’s a sad day for our country when you have to watch your racialism.
?!
what the cunting fuck are you attempting to say?
Good thing the supply of witless fucking retards with severe reading deficiency problems is unlimited. Isn’t it, Neil?
I must have missed the editorial advocating child rape. Perhaps I was too busy killing a pensioner at the time
This comment from the Hate Mail’s story about some Katy Perry video or summat is batshit mental
Yep. Us fathers, we’re just sperm banks with wallets.
Johnny Fartbreath and his lickle pals out on a jolly to the seaside. Ahhhh:
http://bit.ly/hkNAmh
I have a terrible confession – I don’t read the Guardian! Can I stay?! Or have I loss my right to call myself a lefty liberal?
I don’t read the Guardian, either. What’s happening in the world is far too depressing without someone commenting on it and revealing that yes, not only does genocide happen, but that the people out there talking about this stuff are actually more depressing than the genocide.
Global warming: radical new evidence. Rochdale now on coast.
True, lets go and behead Cameron, Tony (middle East peace envoy) Blair, the Bush duo and that nobel peace prize owning Obama. They are the real terrorists. The moderates are too busy working all hours to pay war taxes to care.
No, this is not from the David Icke site, it’s from the Mail
I wondered where Nelson had been hiding lately, He’s being helping the establishment set up the Blah filter.
I read the Guardian, but I normally keep quiet about it. See, the Guardian is so right-on that anyone who actually reads it must be something of an irritating prick. Oh, and it’s free, unlike the Times which I’d much rather be reading.
“I mean heaven help us all if we believe in God, we are considered freaks”.
You believe in a sky god that impregnated a 13 year old girl, and created the Universe, you are a fucking freak
See what’s going on here, GaL was a Welsh nationalist revolutionary who got some actual shit done, fighting a lengthy guerilla war against the English etc.
His modern-day namesake is yet another revolutionary, a man of infinite resourcefulness and activity, who sits in a dingy room surrounded by yellowing tissues and crusty socks, which he uses because he never gets around to go out and buy more tissues, what with commenting on HYS and building moderated forums, fighting THE MAN in his own turf behind permanently closed curtains.
If this is not how History is made…
Yes, I tend to find analysis section of newspapers have an alarming tendency to be a collection of HYSers who simply turn their hypocritical, contradictory thoughts into a spell-checked, shitty narrative.
Surely the problem with the EDL is that any instinctive appeal people have for a good-old fashoined proletariat revolt is diminished when its members imply they wish to dismember, say, a part-time shop assistant who spends their free time trying to promote awareness for child autism? Just a point on strategy, maybe the EDL’s role as testosterone supplementation for repressed bouncers will only get them so far.
The EDL’s fucked after this weekend’s antics anyway. Unlucky, Johnny. Maybe you could join this lovely young man’s splinter group?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M&feature=related
Hahaha, just followed the link. Great example of why you should let racists have their say.
Thats right, “my God is better than your God and if you do not believe me, I will stick some dynamite under my burka and blow us all up”
Bring all our troops home and all those who insist on praying to Allah send on a one way ticket to the Sharia paradise that is Afganistan.
How DARE the muslamics try an force Iraqi law on us.
It’s bad enough with The Muslims trying to enforce Sharia Law on us, without having to find out there’s a whole new type of law and a whole new type of Muslim.
Yes if you could avoid that it would be great, thanks.