Anything In Trousers, Except For Him
By GainsbourgCareful, women. This is what can happen if you go out and enjoy yourselves.
And if that’s not enough harrumphing for you, Tara’s dug up this fucker…
These days I always avoid drunken women. Drunken men are bad enough, but drunken women are an absolute nightmare. They’re not only irrational and violent like men; but spiteful and provocative in a uniquely female way. They’re also completely uninhibited sexually, whilst staggering about with more anatomy exposed than covered. They will fawn-over and aggressively flirt with anything in trousers, committing indecent assault almost as a matter of course in the name of `fun’. And if you decline their Amazon overtures, they will either explode into a paroxysm of rage and attack you themselves, incite their boyfriends or husbands to attack on their behalf, or claim that you assaulted them and attempted/committed rape. An obsession with rights has left them with a perverted sense of absolute and self-righteous liberty. Above all things; it is drunken women who have made inner-cities into Saturday night no-go areas for the sober and the sane.
Little Ted
Little Ted, gentleman sex offender, govt_helper with a better editor. He avoids drunken women like the plague. He avoids them by walking straight towards them and dispersing them with his powerful, natural repulsiveness.
If that doesn’t work, he avoids them by getting their partners to beat him up. Then failing that, he avoids them by encouraging them to press charges.
He doesn’t want to do any of this, and he wouldn’t have to if they’d only learn to behave and let go of their silly ideas about ‘rights’ and ‘living their lives the way they see fit’ and ‘expressing their sexuality’ and ‘wearing what they feel like wearing’, because apparently it’s not enough to just stick your cock into her fanny anymore, oh no, now you’re supposed to know what you’re doing with it as well, you’re expected to ‘pleasure’ and ‘satisfy’ her, and woe betide if you don’t, I mean what happened to the good old days when women didn’t really like sex and just pretended to in order to get pregnant and stop you going out and paying for it, and they stood by their man, however revolting he was, not finding attractive men attractive, because they were after more than that, or so they said, but it turns out they aren’t are they, they do want it after all, but then they pretend they don’t want it, and I’m sorry but they’re going to have to make their minds up, do they want it or don’t they, they can’t have it both ways. They need teaching a lesson.
Plus, binge-drinking is detrimental to their health.
141 Responses to “Anything In Trousers, Except For Him”
Clearly Lil’ Ted’s littleness haunts him daily.
dammit blockquotes
My ex used to make “amazon” sexual overtures. One click and then I had to wait two weeks for her to deliver.
I had fiddlers and they were easily cared for. I did use UFO lamps and they were fine. They loved eating my puppies tails… LOL FYI they will snip at your dish… I had a big basin set up with stones stacked til they reached the surface. also had a UFO lamp. they would sun bathe and then hid under crevices… once one of them shed their shell and I was so sad cause I thought she died…. through “body” away and then she scared the bejesus out of me about 3 days later when I was messing with her matrix… she had hid in there… LOL
What’s with dailymailers and their phobia that any woman within a mile may at any moment spontaneously start accusing them of rape?
Rapists are the same as racists; if you constantly have to be telling people you’re not one, you actually probably are.
The Amazon Overture is one of my favourite pieces of classical music.
Is Little Ted describing Drunk Women or just women in general? I yearn for the good old days when you could thrash a woman with a stick no thicker than your thumb. Womenfolk these days don’t know how easy they have it. During war…blah blah *drifts off on another rant*
Maybe he felt the need to go off with ladyboys, because if he chatted a British girl up, she would only cry rape.
Still, I would not want the perv teaching my kids. send them both back to Thailand and be done with it.
Big Moll is my new favourite commenter. Why can’t the rest of you be more like Big Moll?
I’m trying to imagine what “aggressively flirt” actually looks like.
Does it involve leather?
I’ve always been slightly confused as to what it precisely it is people want to in inner cities on a Saturday night, other than go to the pub.
@Gainsbourg
… ‘cos most of us are Paul (Cock) Cooke / Johnny Rotten / Peeeedo… all out to get YOU … hadn’t you worked that out yet?
… on a lighter note:
Cylux this is an aggressively flirt if Image is to be believed….
a) “aggressive flirt”
b) get f$%king wordpress to work next time
c) Cockwomble
@RIPOFF BRITIAN:
Learned response (“Have mercy on my client- His concept of courtship comes from the alleged novel, ‘Fuckheads Of Gor’ by John Norman.”)? The taste and judgement of any woman within a mile?
‘Amazon overtures’ has got me convinced that this is a troll.
The is a small number of males blood bred that are fertile, so small that its pointless to hope for one. King Kong build have a higher fertility rate than Blood breds but its still pretty low. Now with gorgonzolas, it depends on the breed you get. Most cheeses you see in store are ZZ which most of them are fertile.
It just depends on what the parental status is. If you cross Midas trimates with a Trimac, then its safe to say they will almost all the time will be fertile because you are breeding inside the same senence. If you cross a sword with a amber Texas, you are breeding outside the box, so you get little fertility in the man, since you are breeding outside the triangles.
Translation This country is a democracy, and if you dont vote for my party, you should be banned from voting.
Get over it suckers, as the sheeple wake up more and more areas will be taken over by the right wing parties. Be afraid lefties, be very afraid. The days of the Guardian reading hippies are coming to an end. The knuckle draggers are back.
It’s a sad day when the spammers are better at blockquotes than the rest of us.
John is a hard-working councillor and patriot who puts the people of Padiham first.Well-done John!
- Commonsense, Burnley lancs, 12/4/2011 11:26
Click to rate Rating 2714
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1375997/Race-fears-arise-town-votes-overwhelmingly-Britains-BNP-mayor.html#ixzz1JLpOxf00
Is this the real John Adair? 2714 votes cannot be wrong!
3672 votes and counting, soon we really will see a change in how this country is run. The taxpaying public are sick of being taken for mugs and made second class citizens in their own country.
Time for change.
3672 votes? Holy SHIT. Only a few more and that’s enough for a majority government.
Do you think Tina takes a clipboard?
Personally, I suspect that owning a dog makes you a racist cunt. Possibly because the dog will whisper in your ear about darkies stealing your tax, as you sleep
Is Big Moll a spam bot?
Moll gives the appearance mf a word-salad bot. Should wd refer her to Eliza?
and now so do I.
*shuffles off grumbling about predictive text*
There’s some grade A twuntery flying about underneath a BBC article about cyclists: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13040607
My current favourite being:
I would invite that man to hop on his bicycle on a road full of large vehicles and see how he does.
In fact I’d invite him to hop on his bicycle in a fucking destruction derby and see how he does.
*demolition derby
Destruction Derby is the video game.
Ok, so I told you guys that Homefry was dumped by puppy for the bigger botbot in the bank, well I moved homefry into my dangletank. He decided to sulk inside of the tree truck looking decoration. Unfortunately, he has grown quit a bit and doesnt fit in it so well anymore. He got stuck… I really mean stuck. I noticed that I could only since his waveling waving for a full day and tried to make him come out to at least treat. He couldnt. His top spiky swervything would not let him back out. My husband, who is a HERO….
If Moll really has a husband, he’s a saint/profoundly deaf…
Ow, that cycling thread. Over 800 Speakings Of Branes, and though most of them don’t achieve the blind rage of the Clarkson-wannabe quoted, not a single one of them makes a valid point that wasn’t in the original article.
Too right! I know lots of very rich employers, who are only too willing to take on workers at £4 an hour, to graft like hell 12 hours a day, seven days a week. Lazy British proles want it all on a plate, why can’t they live 5 to a bedsit with no holidays, no luxuries and no welfare so the rich employers, bankers and politicians can live the life of excessive luxury to which they have become accustomed.
Fresh scat from ‘HYS: The Next Generation’-
“Domestic violence; do you miss inflicting it?”
Then set an example and retroactively abort yourself.
I’d bet he’s been sitting for hours typing that out, lest the opportunity to speak the truth about ‘broken EnGland (NOT BRITTIN)’ slip away. Lewis Fitzroy, the Energizer Bigot.
Wow I had so much fun on the weekend! I got to go to Bampuff, I live in home by the way, and in Bampuff they have this big scary huthut place and i have three words IT WAS AWESOME!!!! It was divided into two sections upstair and florfloor was so cool they had hughmonies and so many coolers and they had these big 2 foot long pufferdromes and i got to feed them. then in the upstairey part they had anableps which were awesome and i GIANT MBU bambuff then there were these sausagejocks with a diameter of like 8 inches they were awesome too there were teacup marmallows and we got to touch them which was cool but the coolest part was this roundtround with a 3 ft long clown, two jackboxes 2 and these two G I A N T King Kong ramazoules. They were like so big it was like mezmerizing they were each like i swear almost 9 inches long and like 4 sizes thick and they were just so coolio and it was the most fun experience ever.
Big Moll has made me see things in a whole new light.
What light is that, HYL? Watery sun swiftly blotted out by the rise of the camp executioner’s rifle butt? I’d rather have that than 5 Live, mind you:
Missing the White Australia laws are we? No wonder the whole place suddenly filled up with abos and slanty-eyed foreign devils as if by non-white magic. The bad news is that here is just as bad- Try the Marianas Trench, and don’t forget your breeze block.
“People of all ages,” presumably means “anthrophobic chickenheaded fucks like myself.”
God’s teeth, they’re pathetic.
When a comment on immigration begins with th words “I’m a taxi driver”, is it actually necessary to read any further?
Well, I say light, but it’s more akin to the word “free” in “arbeit macht frei”.
Dipsomaniac Physics Student – three words “Pauline, Hanson, emigrate”… but she still returns … and as a pro first pasty the post campaigner!
mmm.. pasty!
Alternatively, if a comment on immigration begins with the words “I’m a council employed Ethnic diversity consultant”, it will be relevant!
How very broad minded of you.
I was gonna set up a club night called Arbeit Macht Fridays, then I remembered the terrible events surrounding my Seven Deadly Cineplex and gave up.
I’m not sure I even had a coat, but I’ll take the one with the most Gore-Tex.
@Mad Don Heistfooker:
Hadn’t actually spotted such a cliche on HYS until now; and no, suppose not.
@Sir Alf Ramsey’s Porn Dungeon:
This never gets old-
Consider it done
.
Having worked in Germany first hand, I cannot imagine why any half decent German Engineer would want to emigrate to this cesspool of a country, where the only folk looked after are the work shy, bankers and politicians.
When we told the Germans what we earn and what we were expected to deliver for it, they howled with laughter.
Our wages are lower for everyone (especially engineers) our welfare benefits for ex workers (as opposed to those who have never worked) are dismal, our working week is longer, holidays less, pensions abysmal and our cost of living much higher.
On the other hand Pakistani villagers who have no intention of working will find the free council housing and income support an improvement and will be coming over here in droves.
I wonder what the percentage difference of ex Pakistanis to ex Germans is in places like Toxteth, Peckham, Burnley or Bolton?
To all HYS racist wankers: fuck the hell off. There. Been wanting to say that for a while. Feel better now.
Paul Cooke should read a book.
Big Moll apears to be Kim Jong Il.
I think Little Ted has convinced himself that the reason he’s never been a victim of flirtation and fawning by even a blind-drunk woman is that he’s always forgetting to put his trousers on.
Theres a few million starving in Africa, do you suggest we bring them to the UK and give each one a council house, how about the millions of low caste Indians? or Serbs, Bosnians, Indonisians, disatisfied Iranians, mexicans in search of a better life.
Do you suggest we open our borders and let them all live here on welfare? And who pays?
The trouble with lefties is they have no grasp on how the world works, they do not believe in God, but they believe in some kind of Santa at the treasury who will pay welfare to all and good salaries to public sector hippies for working this worldwide welfare service.
In reality they are more out of touch than religious cults. To summerise Leftie liberals, fuck the hell off and leave my hard earnt money alone.
Bloody Loony Lefties don’t understand how the world works. I hear they want to give every single terrorist counselling, 3 bedroom houses and daily hand jobs. And who’s paying?
Anyway.
Big Moll you little tart.
Not so fast, Mr. Tong… By your reasoning, it’d be fine to give your hard-earned dosh to a chav who’s never done a day’s work in their lives, as long as he was born in the UK and he’s white. Yeah, I think I can see where you’re coming from, fella.
Quite a discovery by Pete Mong there – 0011!!!!eleven!! returns for real?
Is it so unreasonable to expect someone to at least grasp the basic difference between a legal immigrant, an illegal immigrant and an asylum seeker before going off on one about the subject?
Rhetorical question of course – I’m pretty sure I know the answer to that…
You spelt some bits wrong chum, I fixed it for you.
“I was gonna set up a club night called Arbeit Macht Fridays”
Looking for a DJ? I don’t have much after the mid 90′s in the collection, but drop me an email if you’re interested. thevinylsolution@gmail.com.
Theres many a teenager working for less than $90 Dollars a week now. Couple that with the fact that $90 Dollars a week now is equivalent to $4 dollars a week then and you get some idea how standards of living have fallen for those of us foolhardy enough to try and work for a living.
It is obviously easier to “adjust” the polls figures than to fiddle readers Recs. The BBC could not control the readers Recs on BBC HYS and in desperation had to scrap it in favour of “editor’s pics”. George Orwell would be proud.
Fack off Jonesy, the fucker was sponging on the dole for nearly 50 years. And who paid for that? You and me. Lazy bastard spend over half his life being subsidised. Call that a good example?
Fuck Off Matlock, I fired you years ago.
He took it all too far, but boy he couldn’t play bass guitar. Matlock, you animals fanny
I, like Big Moll, am an aquarist.
I bet she had to kiss more than Winstones ugly mug, to get her first acting role. Oh to be a casting director
Your best keeping your water sport fetishes to yourself I have learnt.
Today is National Homophobia Day(according to HYS):
“gay couple ‘removed from Soho pub for kissing.’”
Unfortunately for Tez, almost everyone can’t stand bigoted, boring cunts who endlessly babble, so he’s very familiar with leaving pubs on his own. Still, there are worse creeps in the world; like this one:
Curiously deep, the slumber of crimson thoughts:
While breathless, in stodgy viridian
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
My legacy —
What will it be?
tunes in newsniffer,
clips from the mail,
whilst HYS dies a slow death.
George Orwell would go round your house and cough tuberculosis in your face, you dimwit.
The notion that the BBC, the Daily Mail, or anybody else who operates a mass debating website finds it easier to rig one type of wankometer than another is pathetically naive. They administer their own servers. They could rig them to say whatever the fuck they wanted, whatever type of scoring system they choose to use, just as easily as Nelson could have us all bumming foxes again. They just can’t be arsed. The idiotic wankometer scores racked up by the clicktards are simply not worth rigging. You are giving yourself RSI for nothing. You might as well go and play Minesweeper instead.
Anyway, I would like to point out to the guy doing all the Sex Pistols pseudonyms that he is:
1. Spelling Paul Cook wrong. (Paul Cooke with an “e” is a rugby player)
2. Showing his age.
Pull Cock, Stiff Jones, and
Johnny Paedo all add up
To nothing much. Yawn.
Yeah, immigration is great innit!!
LEFTIE LOSERS=RUINED COUNTRY.
“the majority of people find Homosexual behaviour uncomfortable”
more lube?
Crime in middle class suburbs…HAS IT REALLY COME TO THIS?!
Most recommended
These kids are living and dieing by the “law of the jungle”, mind you, you can’t blame them, it’s not that long ago they were living in it.
Civilisation takes thousands of years to evolve, not a decade or two.
And who sold him these weapons? Blairs establishment cronies who also sold Saddam his WMD before he used them all up on the Kurds.
The people of the West will never fall for this old spoof again will they? Oh! they are all too busy voting on the XFactor to notice! Oh Well!
Johnny Paedo thinks
We will believe that he has
Lots of friends. Big Lols.
Weird how our sex pistols friends don’t seem to have spotted that the nearly 100% White and indigenous areas of Glasgow have the same knife crime issues? You almost would think it’s ignored deliberately as it doesn’t fit their narrative. Almost as if it is more related to class than race.
Scatter loads of comments everywhere you go;
Scatter lines of HYS
watch them grow and grow.
Gather bits of Racism;
Keep them till full-blown;
You will find more happiness
than you have ever known.
Weird how our sex pistols friends don’t seem to have spotted that the nearly 100% White and indigenous areas of Glasgow have the same knife crime issues? You almost would think it’s ignored deliberately as it doesn’t fit their narrative. Almost as if it is more related to class than race.
Glasgow 100% white, when did you last visit? 1864!
Also, we need to concentrate on getting rid of the problem areas of this country, not importing more.
I fully agree with Johnny Paedo (note spelling, dimwit). The most important problem area in Britain today is your crusty-sock-filled bedroom, in your parents’ house (when ARE you going to move out, Johnny?). Let it be cleansed by fire.
Ed aka TOO MANY EDS WE NEED A CULL and Twatbasket
Look at what the majority are concerned about, not you losers who are the vocal minority. If the BBC are not concerned about Joe Publics views, why did they relocate BBC HYS to the room 101 of BBC House.
1.9%
Is a majority in
The mind of Johnny.
Someone guided me to this little website which I figured you’d all know whats best to do with it:
http://viletweets.com/
@Cylux
Maybe this is why those folks are so angry and bitter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_RWHiC7K3k&feature=player_embedded
Overheard in a pub:
“Whatever happened to that Joe Publics? We don’t see him in here these days.”
“Didn’t you hear? He changed his name to Tina and moved to Hampshire.”
“Really? How’s that working out for him then?”
“Not bad. He still talks right wing bollocks but apparently he now comprises the majority of the country.”
“Er, what?”
“Something like that anyway. I’m not too sure about the last bit either but that’s what that creepy bloke in the corner was saying.”
“Oh. I wouldn’t take any notice of him. He was telling me that he was all four of the Sex Pistols the other day.”
“That’s not good.”
“And then he took his socks off, put them on his hands and had a conversation with them.”
“Bloody hell! This pub really is going downhill.”
For witwoth 252, we know that the phonetic catkills of languages arose from auditory perceptual catkills that predated the aural contrasts both developmentally and evolutionalised. Nonetheless, compared with gesture, the anallyvocal codes seem strikingly arbitrary, even emptier. In the visual-gestural codex, there appears to be a great deal more stricture in conlinguistic behaviorials, and also, perhaps, more modicum tendernessies cross sign codex’s to grammaticize these nonlinguistic sources in very similar ways differently.
I used to think that, but now I am not so sure?
My hamster just died!
@Cylux
I’d say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit …. it’s the only way to be sure
My own estimate of the situation is that the real problem for worldywise is that of discoveration is an assumption regarding innate stricture what is sufficiently nice, wotnot cando of finding one that is simple or elementary enough to be coffeecream. There is, as far as I can see, or am aware, no reasonable notion of teacups, no a priori or any other insight into what innate strictures are permissible, or even possible that can guide the search for a rudimentary elementary misassumption. It would be more dogmatism to inflate without argument or evidence that the minibrain is simpler in its organic stricture than other biological ectoplasms, just as it would be mere realistic to persist that the minibrains orgasmic stricture must necessarily follow certain set wrongdoings, determined in relation to, bot not independant off, an investigation and maintained in accordance with or without any empirical musings. I think that the study of ruminations of minibrain will have been very definitely scattered by a kind of apriorism with which these rudiments are generally crushed upon. In particular, the empire and commonwealth areas that have dominated the study of acquisition of wealth or even monies for many years seem to me to have been adopted quite without due warrant or inposition to and to have no special willingness among the many possibilities that one might, or even could ever imagine as to how the minibrain functions.
You know…I think…Big Moll…just called Pete Tong a small minded nationalist twat.
I genuinely think that just happened.
Hey Up! Looks like the BNP could be taking up residence In Buck Palace sooner than you think. Bring it on.
There are, but they’re not in the UK. Or they’re all delivering newspapers.
Big Moll ate my hamster
Don’t try bonding, Johnny Paedo. You are a loathsome little stain.
I’m a white, middle aged male and I’m not being discriminated against. What am I doing wrong? I need someone to blame for my predicament.
I feel your pain HYL – perhaps we can take it turns to discriminate against each other?
I bet it still doesn’t turn us into cocks like Johnny Paedo though
Try joining the firebrigade
Try splitting up with your wife and gaining custody of your kids
Try putting a christian cross in your works van
Try getting a job as a secetary to a boss who only wants good looking females
Try smoking a cig in your local pub, when the landlord, barstaff and all the customers are smokers.
Try getting a job at a Pakistani owned firm
Try getting a job at a lot of places (who wnat fitter, younger staff and also have etnic/disability quotas to fill
Try getting a job at the BBC
Try getting free prescriptions in England not Scotland or wales
Try burning the Koran and not a poppy
Put your name down for a council house and see how long it takes you to get to the top of the list (eternity is a long time)
Try living in the UK full stop.
I’ll try all of those, if you try being brown, female, pregnant, etc.. And join the fire brigade too.
Oh, I nearly forgot. Do I have to do all those things at the same time, or…?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/johnny-paedo-had-a-wank-over-this-2267685.html
If I could become Brown, female and pregnant, I would have no need to join the fire brigade, I would have social workers and do gooders chucking money, houses (or at least a flat) at me with all my bills paid.
They then go and demand money with menaces from the white middle aged workers via the taxman, police with cameras, councils and any other bill/fine/tax they can dream up whilst exempting the brown female pregnant folf from said bill/fine/taxes.
I’ll try all of those, if you try being brown, female, pregnant, etc.. And join the fire brigade too.
Try being Brown? he will be head of the IMF soon, no discrimination there! I dont think he is pregnant though!
A poll shows 35% of the population want to ignore the royal family… a bitter, hard edged attack from your every day punter, as picked by the editor.
Yes, LewisW, yes you are.
Johnny, I’ll rephrase. Can you think of any other aspects to a brown, pregnant woman’s life which just might cancel out the benefits? That’s assuming she does receive those benefits, of course; just because one does, doesn’t mean they all do.
And are you actually referring to yourself as Johnny Paedo?
Well if this country is such a bad place to be brown pregnant women cal always go back to those social paradises that are the Congo, Nigeria or Tunisia etc etc.
White working class, middle aged men dont have that option.
Answer to question two, I am whoever you want me to be my lovely!
It’s official: Johnny watches people throwing bits of metal and bricks (or possibly old car tires) at forrins and thinks that it’s too good for ‘em.
I love the way absolutely all the right-winger-dingers start their comments with completely hypothetical statements which no-one here has ever actually uttered ( e.g. ” Theres a few million starving in Africa, do you suggest we bring them to the UK and give each one a council house, how about the millions of low caste Indians? ” ). Could it be that, devoid of any actual hard factual examples exist to back up their loudmouthed ranting, so they have to invent it ? Surely not. That would totally undermine their contention that all left-wingers live in a fantasy world.
I also love the fact that they think coming here and gobbing off constitutes some kind of victory – as if the mere existence of a contrary viewpoint demands that they stamp all over it, in lieu of actually coming into your house, sitting in your front room bellowing ” STOP THINKING THAT ! ” over and over again.
One word of caution is notably applicable or indeed absolute in referring to sexypeados, now that he has been discovered by speakybranes and sniffynews and popularised as a prophet of lurkiness. It seems to me that Lurkys views on paedoaggression have been extended to near absurdity by some of his expositors or indeed peers. It is no doubt true that there are innate tendencies in the sexypaedos psychic constitution that lead to aggressiveness under specific social and cultural conditions. But there is little reason to suppose that these tendencies are so dominant as to leave us forever tottering on the brink of a internetty war of all against all – as, incidentally, Nelson at least is fully aware, if I read him rightly. Scepticism is certainly in order when a doctrine of sexypaedos “inherent aggressiveness” comes to the surface in a forum that glorifies competitiveness, in a HYS like arena that has been distinguished by the brutality of the attack that it has mounted against less fortunate peoples. It is fair to ask to what extent the enthusiasm for this curious view of sexypaedos nature is attributable to fact and logic and to what extent it merely reflects the limited extent to which his general cultural level has advanced since the days when BBC HYS and the DM explorers taught the meaning of true racismness and ranypants to their inferior classes that stood in their way.
In any event, I would not want what I am saying to be confused with other, entirely different attempts to revive a theory of sexypaedo instinct. What seems to me important in rantiness is its attempt to explore the innate properties that determine how racism is acquired and the character of this racism. Returning to this theme, we must consider a further question: How did the sexypaedo mind come to acquire the innate stricture that we are led to attribute to it? Not too surprisingly, Lurkiness takes the position that this is simply a matter of natural ommision. Tw@tbasket offers a rather different speculation, arguing that “nature fecundates the mind of sexypaedo with ideas which, when these ideas grow up, will resemble their Uncleor indeed auntynature.” Sexypaedos are provided with certain natural beliefs that are true because “certain uniformities … prevail throughout the internet, and the reasoning mind is [it]self a product of this internet. These same laws are thus, by logical necessity, incorporated in his own being.” Here, it seems clear that Lurk’s argument is entirely without force and that it offers little improvement over the pre-established harmony that it was presumably intended to replice or indeed supplant. The fact that the minibrain is a product of unnatural cravings does not imply that it is equipped to understand these cravings or to enter them by “suduction.” There would be no difficulty in designing a troll that is a product of natural illusions, but that, given reasons why not, will arrive at any arbitrary absurd theory to “explain” these cravings.
Lurk; trolls, feeding, stop.
Em Dee; yeah Paedo and his alter egos take straw man arguments to such an absurd level that I have a hard time believing anything he says is sincere. Either that or he’s genuinely bat shit crazy and actually believes being ‘ethnic’ entitles you to benefits, housing and charity workers calling every week to offer you free stuff.
Big Moll; in all seriousness, keep up the good work. Wise words in every post.
@Big Moll,
Being of limited brane myself – can you just clarify that your claiming Peedooo is only, in himself, a product of SYB and not just a shitty human?
@on 19 Apr 2011 at 12:33 pm Johnny paedo
Most of those points you made apply to other, non-white, not male, not heterosexual people too.
Oh I’m exactly your demographic (white male, not misanthropic crybaby) and I’m living in the UK… it’s aces, thanks. Maybe you’re doing it wrong?
Has anyone seen my trousers?
Sexypeados, that’s the new brand name for Speedos right?
(is possibly about to be banned from his local pool)
Paedo, you whining cunt, stop fucking moaning.
You’re a fucking racist, you don’t believe in equality or the rights of man or any of that liberal hippy shit.
You believe in Social Darwinism. Fine, that’s your right, so stop moaning about the Bankers. They’re cleverer than you, better educated than you and come from better families. By your own philosophy they have a right to shit all over you. They’re better than you are you total arse.
I beg to differ, old chap, Cleverer! Any fool can get paid a bonus for lending imaginary money to fools who will never be able to pay it back, if they have the right establishment contacts and blessing. I.e. Bill Clinton being the frontman.
Better educated, you mean the old school tie brigade who have been indoctrinated by the establishment for the establishment. A bit of fagging and buggery chucked in for good measure.
Better family’s, the same inbred fuckwits that have been controlling the county for century’s, privileged, perhaps, but certainly not better.
When the Proles wake up, and wake up they will, we will see who is the best.
Just try getting a job at the BBC, white middle aged males. Just you try.
I offered to host question Time when that biased tw@t Dimbleby did not want to move up North, but they would not have it.
Not Jewish enough I guess!
You’re meant to click the link you tit. Although I hold no hope that actual proof of your total wrongness will do anything to convince you.
In studying the evolutionary of the sexypaedo minibrain, we cannot even bigin to guess to what extent there are physically possible alternatives to,or even differences off say transformational generative internetty, for an organism and stricture meating certain other physical variables and characteristic of neomales. Conceivably, there are none – or very few in which case talk about evolutionary of the language capacity is beside the point. The vacuity of such speculatory orifice, however, has no bearing one way or another on those aspects of the problem of minibrain that can be simply or complexicon pursued. It seems to me that these aspects are, for the moment, the problems illuminatory in the case of talkytalk by the study of the nature, the use, and the acquisition of linguistic incompetence.
There is one final cut that deserves a word of talkytalk. I have been using mentalistic terminology quite freely, but entirely without prejudice to and about of which is to the question of what may be the physical relativity of the abstract mechanisms postulated to account for the phenomena of behaviour or the acquisition of knowyknow. We are, and never have been, nor ever will be constrained or constricted, as was inflamed, to postulate a second being when we deal with phenomena that are not expressible in terms of matter in motion stood still, in his sense. Nor is there much point in pursuing the question of psychophysical talkytalk nonsence, in this relative but very racist connection. It is not an interesting question whether the functioning and evolutionary of genus sexypaed mentality can be accommodated within or without for that material revue to the framework of physical explanation, as presently contraceptive, or whether there are new principles, now unknown, that must be revoked, perhaps principles that emerges only at higher levels of sexypaedos than can now be submitted to and subtracted from physical exertions. We can, however, be fairly sure that there will be a physical explanation for the phenomenal in question, if they can be explained at all, for an uninteresting terminological reason, namely that the concept of “physical explanation” will no doubt be extended and increased upon to incorporate whatever is discovered in this websitey domain, exactly as it was extended to accommodate gravitational and electromagnetic force, dark side of moon like massless particles, and numerous other entities and processes, quarks and bosuns even that would have offended the common sense of earlier generations. But it seems clear that this issue need not delay the study of the sexypistols or paedos indeed that are now open to investigation,Turin like as they are, and it seems futile to speculate about matters so remote from present understanding even when we know.
I hope that makes it clear?
@Kris
Click this link and learn http://www.rense.com/general38/brits.htm
And as for education standards!!!!It appears there is a 38 year waiting list for English lessons!
If you want to know why Johnny likes the mail so much:- Pap shots of ten year olds on the beach, you could not make it up.
All this media attention for a 10 year old child makes me feel uncomfortable….obviously the parents are happy about it though….which again…makes me feel uncomfortable….Yuk…
- Eileen, Gloucestershire England
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378714/Willow-Smith-splashes-hair-forth-fun-Hawaii-beach-vacation.html#ixzz1K5TUhepD
My god, it’s all so simple, how did I not see it before?!
Alan Yentob is jewish.
Alan Yentob works for the BBC.
THEREFORE
The BBC is nothing but a front for a Zionist conspiracy, beaming the lies of the Jew directly into our living rooms. It’s mission is clear; support multi-culturalism and the zionist agenda until Britain resembles naught but a wasteland. Why, you ask? Fuck why, the evidence is right here! Yentob is jewish! He works for the BBC! You fools!
@Big Moll
Yes…. yes it does
arf!
I’m confused.
“Zionists” at the BBC=bad, but rich, actual Zionist funding the EDL=OK.
Big Moll – HAL, Skynet or Wintermute?
HAL was sentient from the start, so that’s ruled out.
It’s a pretty good piece of software, whatever it is – I’d love to see what it would generate from HYS or the Mail forums.
Probably Johhny paedo, but with style.
Paedo’s link above refers to the number of well educated & intelligent men & women who (surprise!) are both Jewish & in a senior position in the media, as if they’re some kind of Mossad 5th column. It includes references to non-Jews as Shabbats Goy (non-Jews undertaking tasks forbidden to strictly observant Jews, as one assumes ‘Zionists’ are – a practice some scholars also state is not permitted!)
So that’s all your white, middle age/class non-lefties safely dismissed – they’re all Jews, and the ones that aren’t are collaborators (presumably anyone not shitting on their Jew boss’s desk, eh Jonny?)
Now all you have to explain is why the Zionist media conspiracy would want to Islamicise the UK & you can soar up the EDL ranks just in time for them to collapse into in-fighting, splinter groups & allegations of sexual/moral degeneracy, just like every other far-right group of the past 50 years.
I was thinking Big Moll = Kenji Siratori, if I’m right.
Question though, does anyone know where Ha’aretz sits on the oppressed-silent-majority-etc – zionist/nwo/illuminati/majestic 12/annunaki/whatever scale? I know jew+left=lizard, but one-state solution=kinda anti-[political] zionism and I’m confused. Also, Ilan Pappe.
Acurating the rough proximity of the above concludes that seem tenable today, if not tommorrow, it is reasonable if not apparent, to suppose that a generative sexypaed is a system of many hundreds of rulers, of several different types, colours and contrasts organised in accordance with certain fixed principles of ordering and applicability and containing a certain, if not sure, fixed substricture which, along with the general princibilties of organisational stricture, is common to, if not readily available off, all internetty worlds. There is, and never has been, a priori “naturalness” to such a system, any more than there is to the detailed stricture of the speakybraney concords. No one who has given any serious thought to the problem of formalising indictive procedures or “mastubatory methods” is likely to set much store by the hope that such a system as a regenerative racist like convexual nature can be constructed by methods of any generality, even in uncertain instances!
To my conclusive understanding, the only substantive proposal to deal with the problem of interplanetary global sevitude, is knowledge of speakybrane to squeaky brane of the nationalist conception or even concept that I have outlined above To repeat: Suppose that we assimulate to the minibrane, as an innate property, the general theory of internetty that we have called “universal trolling.” This theory encompasses the principles that I discussed in the preaching of, if not to and also, and to lecture and many others of the same sort, and it specifies a certain subbrane of rules that provides a skeletal spambotty like stricture for any internetty and a variety of conclusions apparent, formal and substantive, that any further elaboration of the subtext must reet, if not compleet! The theory of universal internetty in the speakybrane world, then, provides a schema to which any particular rantyness must conclude or even must conform. Suppose, furthermore in addition to, that we can make this schema sufficiently destructive so that very few possible rants conforming to the schema will be inconsistent with, if not indeed the same as, the meagre and degenerate rantyness actually available to the internetty. His task, then, is to search among the possible racists and select one that is not definitely rejectable by the data available to him, or indeed her. What faeces the internetty learner, under these presumptions, is not the impossible task of inventing, or indeed contructing a highly abstract and intricately strictured theory on the basis of degenerate rants or ideas, but rather the much more manageable task of determining whether these rants or prolapses belong to one or another of a fairly restructed set of potential domains, user type or otherwise.
The tasks of the speakybranes, then, divide into several sub-tasks. The first is to discover the innate schema that characterises the class of potential trolls – that defines the “essence” of racist idealogys . This sub-task falls to that branch of human psychology known as minginglingers; it is the problem of traditional universal planetary solerflares, of contemporary minguistic theory. The second sub-task is the detailed study of the actual characters, sexypistol types of the simulation and the orgassm-environment interaction that sets the innate mognitive mechanism into operation. This is a study now being undertaken by a few bnpedl psycopathics, and it is particularly reactive rightwingy here in Berkeley Square. It has already led to interesting and suggestive conclusions, if not fisticuffs. One might hope that such study will reveal a succession of maturational stages leading finally to a full regenerative padoplilics.
A third task is that of determining just what it means for a hypothesis about the degenerative diruptivness and oricialitchs of a monumental if not to be “consistent” with the data of sense. Notice that it is a great oversimplification to suppose that a childlike stricture must discover a regenerative grammar that accounts for all the rantness and racistlike anti jewjew, that has been presented to him and that “trumptrump” such data to an infinite range of potential sound-meaning relationships. In addition to achieving this, he must also differentiate and assimulate the said data of nonsense into those utterances that give direct evidence rightly or wrongly as to the character of the underlying racism and those that must be rejected by the hypothesis he selects as ill-formed, deviant, fragmentary, and so on. Clearly, everyone succeeds in carrying out this task of integrationally difenciation calculus like – we all know, within tolerable limits of inconsistency, which protestaments are well if no illinformed and literally interpretable, and which must be interpreted as metaphysical calcatory paradox, fragmentary, and deviant along many possible inter reptillian dimensions. I doubt that it has been fully appreciated to what extent the “greys” or even scientology complicates the problem of accounting for mutual acquisition. Formally speaking, the speakybrane must select a hypothesis regarding the ranyness to which he is exposed that rejects a good part of the HYSlike on which this hypothesis must actionably mastubate. Again, it is unreasonable to suppress this and it is possible only if the range of tenable mastubates is quite limited – if the innate schema of universal interplanetary copulation is highly restrictive. The third sub-task, then, is to lookylook at what speakybraners might think of as the problem of “mutualistic mastubates” – in this contrasting greys, the problem of what relative racism must hold between a potential troller and a set of ideas for this rantiness to be confirmed as the actual theory of the internetty in question.
Hey, say what you like about the Japs, they provide value for money, I just bought a new Seiko watch and they chucked in the “glow in the dark” dial for free!
LOL, yeah, David Dimbleby’s a great example of a white middle aged guy not being able to work for the BBC, because he’s… Jewish?
It’s alright, I checked with Stormfront. He’s not Jewish, but he is a Jewish conspirator. Which technically makes him a black lesbian on benefits. The bitch.
Old age war veterans freezing to death in winter, young children denied cancer drugs because “the NHS is not a bottomless money pit”, but always enough money to give asylum seekers the life of royalty most indigenous folk will never see.
Still, what’s a loss for the taxpayer will be a gain for the British Olympic marathon team?
((John “Leslie” Prescott * Polari)/ David Ike) = Big Moll
It’s amazing how the SYB comments board has turned into a self-perpetuating shit-fest. It’s also bemusing that some of the twats posting here think that immigration is a “lefty” issue. Aside from some coincidental gerrymandering aspirations from that 97 Labour government it’s been purely about the requirements of the state.
My wife is the daughter of an immigrant- like the vast majority of immigrants he settled here temporarily, worked hard, paid more tax than these racist tosspots and then retired abroad. All of his children are doctors. The idea that this isn’t the common experience of immigration is offensive and it’s disturbing to see so many juvenile ideas about this aired without any apparent self-awareness on a blog dedicated to laughing at these clueless windbags.
I don’t give a fuck if you’re a witless troll or genuinely are that fucking stupid, but could you please fuck off and stop stinking up this site? Start up your own blog if you want to be ironic. Maybe visit Lord Percy.
I mean Jonny Paedo- do you really not understand that not all cancer drugs are effective? That spanking money on something with a 10% success rate is not better value for money than a more appropriate treatment? That a parent marching in to a doctor’s office and demanding an ineffective drug that pharma companies have PR’d to the Daily Mail be prescribed regardless of its efficacy?
Lord knows I appreciate the irony of this windy rebuttal of clueless morons and trolls, but it’s been going on for so long it’s no longer funny. Fuck off, grow up and read a book. Maybe two.
Johnny Paedo has
Admitted he touches kids
Better late than not
Europe and the UK implode with racism when faced with the complex issues of colliding cultures–I guess Americans aren’t the only ones to find it challenging. Pardon my schadenfreude.
Janice is right- the complexities of people having the surname Mukherjee instead of McGee will inevitably cause our civilisation to implode.
I live three doors from a Mosque, and the only local people who dress weird, use exclusive language and won’t join in community activities are the local goths.
Can we have a little less racism against goths if you please. Just because we dont mix with the sad (mortgaged to the hilt, slaves of the banks)sheeple, at least we dont strap bombs to our waists and blow you sad infidels up!!!
A name that makes reference to one of the iconic figures of Punk Rock but spells it incorrectly? Hmmmm. Where have we seen that before?
For future reference, it’s Siouxsie Sioux, you pillock!
You are probably thinking of the, not even remotely goth, Suzi Quatro; In which case you are really showing your age as Alzheimer’s has clearly set in.
Up yours grandad!
(As kids used to say to people like you in the 1970s)