Thanks to Nik and Darren for emailing this Mail story about how right wingers are less intelligent than left wingers. Everyone’s talking about how this study either proves everything they always thought was true, or how it’s inherently flawed.
Me, I’m a sceptic. How is it flawed?
This study does not appear to address the phenomenon of people becoming more right wing as they age. Many left-wing supporters abandon their opinions as the grow older and begin to realise that their socialist philosophy has been naive and simplistic. Faced with this evidence I would suggest that right wing views are often the result of life experience and accumulated wisdom. Or do the presumably liberal researchers who produced this study think that we just become stupid when we age?
Tony Vickers, Winfield BC
Yes, I too am utterly dismayed that the study didn’t include bits of apocryphal anecdotal information in its design and label it as Undeniable Scientific Fact. Why, now that you’ve pointed out this irrefutable evidence, I can only submit that the study is inherently flawed because Tony Vickers wasn’t consulted about What Common Sense Dictates To Be Gospel.
I hereby submit that future studies on any given subject that Tony finds to be contentious or contrary to common sense should include similar evidence mined from the dark crevices of his imagination. For example, we can now get along to our nearest social or medical research centre and pressure them to include gems such as “My grandad smoked forty a day since he was fifteen and he lived until he was ninety”, “You can’t get pregnant from the first time because when my wife and I did it for the first time she didn’t get pregnant” and “All Polish people are plumbers. They must be, because I met a Polish guy once, and he was a plumber.”
This is a joke ……right ? Only because anyone wanting there own culture to be saved is deemed “racist” by “inteligent” left wingers ? . Only in this dustbin they call the UK. The whole world is entitled to their own culture … but not Britain . A country decimated by an experiment gone horribly wrong by idiots and voted for by idiots and a lesson to others . Thats why we are laughed at . It is now a crime to even say this is wrong ! . Thats how far it has got .
david, england
Yes, it’s gone so far that now david is being persecuted for crimes that don’t exist and is being laughed at for some reason I can’t quite work out. It might be because he’s wandering around claiming that it’s a crime to say that immigration (I assume – it’s usually safe to assume these unsaid things are about immigration) isn’t something he agrees with. Which it’s not, obviously. Not even to say that in a profoundly stupid way. But nevertheless, the end result is that david gets laughed at a lot.
We must feel for david, going through all this, when all he’s trying to do is find another inventive and original way to show everyone that immigration has destroyed Britain and the indigenous population is under threat. He’s failing at that, largely because in order to fully understand his point, you have to tune your brain to Batshit FM. And who the fuck wants to listen to LBC Radio?
Unless, of course, david’s plaintive cries for common sense and reprieve for the downtrodden Briton are actually just a very convincing joke. And they seem to have a large element of comedy about them. So in that case, feel free to laugh at david if you see him in the street, because that’s what he wants. And don’t forget to point. The pointing is very important.
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Not only is David orthograhpically challenged – “there/their/they’re” and apostrophes are obviously part of some kind leftist conspiracy to undermine the True Brit – he’s also slightly confused as to whether it is British or English culture is under threat. It’s not just the niggers, pakis, chinks and poles we need to worry about there’s still all them taffs, jocks and paddies who might seem all right when they come out to cheer for queen and country but are really planning to force everyone to eat haggis and leeks and drink guinness!
I will not rest until Morris Dancing is a compulsory part of the national curriculum!
You’re a puppett of EU…ah…ah…ah…!
I hear it’s got so bad now that the French even have their own language! Meanwhile the Eurocrats are outlawing TRADITIONAL British pursuits like sacrificing maidens on the first day of May on the grounds of ‘Elf and Safety!
It’s also important to keep pointing and laughing at commenters after they’ve tried the “i was just trolling, ur so easy to wind up lol” defence. Deliberately acting like a clue-repelling fucknut deserves more ridicule than merely being one.
Is that a bit like victimless crimes? Wasn’t it Nelson (Muntz, not Nelson SYB) who referred to victimless crime as being “like when you punch someone in the dark”? I’m happy to punch david in a dark room. Repeatedly. And to laugh while I am doing so as per instructions. HA HA!
On a seperate note I have noticed Dizzy posts on Monday’s more often than other days. I think this is because he goes to his Mum’s for Sunday dinner, a proper roast obviously. Then afterwards settles down to craft the latest SYB posting, ready to be uploaded on the Monday morning. The most vitriolic postings coincide with when the Yorkshire puddings haven’t quite risen properly. Anyone would be in a mood after that. Am I right Dizzy? I am, aren’t I?
Could be, could be. Could be that I work on the other days as well. Or could just be a coincidence.
My mum makes shit Yorkshires though, so that might explain a lot of things.
An interesting ingredient.
Given that Tony seems to be living some 2000 years ago and in Australia* for all intents and purposes, I’d humbly suggest that if he’s not stupid by now…..
Sir Alf Ramsey’s Porn Dungeon, Winfield A.D. …M.D and Spar
*25 Winnie Blues, luv…
Woo.. RSS be damned!
I always wonder what the world looks like to people like david. Seriously, picture the country he’s describing. A land decimated by some unknown force, some mad experiment gone wrong. david staggers through barren streets in terror, burkhas and turbans everywhere he looks. Someone somewhere is laughing, constantly, at something. This is a place where you will be called a racist, every day, for no discernible reason. And if you dare even mention that any of this is even happening, you go to prison.
My favourite bit though is he how mentions a couple of times how apparently the rest of the world doesn’t have immigration. No this weird post-apocalyptic vision he has is confined firmly to the border of the UK. I’m not psychologist but I’d say this worldview is mostly due to david ‘s massive victim complex being a fucking cunt.
This is my favourite comment btw
I like this because you can conveniently use it to dismiss ANY research you don’t like the sound of. With this small piece of twisted, backwards anti-logic, you can safeguard your views from all the contrasting evidence in the world.
Ok “massive victim complex” was meant to have a strike through it…can’t remember how to do that..
Fuck.
Ok sorry for triple post but this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2097652/Does-low-IQ-make-right-wing-That-depends-define-left-right.html
is a response article that posits that actually it’s pointless to divide people into Left and Right because, well, actually it’s a bit more complicated than that and not everyone on the planet can fit into two convenient, defined political camps, and really the only thing the study proves is that “stupidity correlates with insecurity, hatred, pessimism and fear”.
All I have to say is NO FUCKING SHIT, DUMBASS.
Kris, there are two types of people in the world. Those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.
The flat earth theory hasn’t passed peer review since the rise of Rome. I wonder if Ted also remembers the resurrection, or if he’s confusing “memory” with “conveniently plausible half-truth”.
@kris
Goalposts have never been moved harder than in the Mail’s last article.
Ugly Newt, I beg to differ. Not only is the earth flat in Rise of Rome, but it is also flat in Age of Empires II, and it is still flat in Age of Mythology and Age of Empires III, and yes that is my coat, how did you know?
@Have Your Lurk
Actually there are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and normal people.
And what are the type that don’t understand binary or normal people?
Claiming you’re a nine year old girl makes a difference to the outcome of online IQ tests too.
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Squeak
” It’s not just the niggers, pakis, chinks and poles we need to worry about there’s still all them taffs, jocks and paddies ”
I don’t know if this intentional or not, but all the slang names you used for the white groups aren’t exactly offensive… where the nonwhite ones are.