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As with the rest of Iraq, once the UK/US forces are removed, religious murder and social cleansing will be stepped up to an UNIMAGINABLE SCALE.

It will only ESCALATE throughout the nation, and cause MORE US deaths. HOPEFULLY, this will get OUR troops pulled out, too.

Nice going, Iraq! You could have turned this tragic war into a fully modernized, rebuilt, expertly equipped nation. Instead, you kill each other for god.

Good show ……

Doug Thoms, NYC, NY, United States

Come on Iraq! Turn that frown upside down! We’ve given you the perfect opportunity to modernise your country by blowing up all your old stuff, so let’s see a bit of ENTHUSIASM.

I’ve been to Burma and what they need is a civil war it’s the only thinig which will create the change they need in the smallest space of time. Peaceful protest is a lovely ideal but when you want things to really change you gotta stand up and take arms, blood is the fuel of change. Gandhi was wrong.
Pedro, Tunbridge wells

Exactly. History has shown us time and again that these tree-hugging lefties are doomed to failure until they manage to persaude a power-mad psycopath to reluctantly elbow his way to the top of their beardy “collective” and stamp his authority on it with a big iron boot. And possibly a big fuck-off gun.

There’s only one thing that will stop Burma’s gang of bloodthirsty military leaders and that’s a gang of bloodthirsty military leaders who can stage a coup and then rule with an iron fist of peace.

The 25 year old rugby player and the 65 year old arthritic pensioner bring totally different skills and abilities to the table. Are the authorities going to take that fact on board?

The pensioner will need a shotgun to defend himself where the rugby player could probably cope with his bare hands.

Secondly, the chances of the unarmed pensioner surviving a violent attack are way less than those of the fit rugby player.

Thirdly, the odds are far more likely that the attack will be made on those less likely to be able to defend themselves vigorously!

How many elderly people does one see on the streets after dark? Very few – because we are too scared to go out at our age!

[Bradfordbelle]

What if the arthritic pensioner can’t pull the trigger on the gun?? I have some better ideas.

Firstly, we could start a twinning scheme where each pensioner is assigned their very own rugby player. The rugby player follows them around at all times, swinging their gigantic arms and swatting muggers like flies.

Secondly, if we run out of rugby players (or we find that muggers tend to strike during league matches when our pensioners are defenseless) we could train “attack birds” to peck out the eyes of any attackers.

Thirdly, if the attackers simply wear bigger hoodies then we might have to train the pensioners to remove hoods so that the birds can get at their horrid eyes.

Fourthly.. no.. I’ve got bored now. You’re a fearful nincompoop. Stop cowering behind your twitching curtain. Go out, meet some people, live what’s left of your life or else stop wasting perfectly good food.

The best way to deal with this is to go after the little punks money…which comes directly from his parents.

The focus should not be what the school should do or even what the victim should do. The focus should be on the bully. Plain and simple.

I was bullied the old fashion way. The kids threw food at me in the lunch room and passed around a petition which said that I was too ugly to go to school. Nothing was ever done.

K Tyson, Mobile, United States

It’s all “me, me, me” with you isn’t it? Think about all the other pupils, struggling to keep their dinner down when they saw your repulsive face heaving into view.

Do I agree, or do I care?

The people in Iraq were given a good opportunity to be a fair and democratic country. But they reacted and rejected the concept. We should take the hint, and leave. Mr Bush, the oil just isn’t worth it….

So There, South of England, United Kingdom

It was a mistake to offer these savages freedom and democracy whilst stealing their oil. They bitterly oppose freedom and they’ll fight to the death to make sure they don’t get it. Instead, we should steal their oil whilst offering them the brutal dictatorship they crave. Perhaps then they’d all calm down a bit and let us get on with it.

Oh dear
if co2 is so prevelant with global warming (which I doubt is man made) where is the corresponding growth in plants, it is after all required for plant growth? oh and tell me why greenland is called greenland! what sort of climate do you want? come on what sort of climate do you require.

dave, NORTH EAST

Order your climate before 3pm for Next Day Delivery.

The police should have the power to “ruffle up” individuals who have committed a petty crime. That will stop them…

Adam Thornton, United Kingdom

It’ll take them hours to get straightened out after a good ruffling.

I am from Africa and I was 26 when I moved to USA. Up until I moved to USA, I have never seen homo people in my life before. And I believe, Ugandan government did the right thing for not defending homosexuals. Is Africa Homophobic? I would say no! I would rather say, Africa is Homo free continent and I hope it will remain the same.

abayneh, rochester

True enough. It’s very hard to be homophobic when there aren’t any homos.

LONDON is the capital and the Queen lives there, and the houses are expensive and theres so many homeless it’s unbelievable, and the traffic, well that takes the mick!

R A, United Kingdom

R A, you should be a travel writer.

When asked about the world’s most disappointing tourist attractions, Dharmender (rather broadly) responded:

what a useless HYS debate .

I love India by the way …

most disappointing tourist attractions???? definitely East of England …

Dharmender Singh, Reading, United Kingdom

An unjustified attack which prompted this reply:

… from the name – are you French? may explain the distain.

p r, basingstoke

I really don’t think there is anything I can add to this.