I’ve decided to introduce a new regular feature. I’m calling it “Animal Fanny Tuesday”. I expect I’ll also include gonads and penises at some point. Maybe even later today.

No worthwhile directorships for anyone likely at Farepak last year.
This time around it is a bank - and a non-executive post at a bank would be a nice little earner.
Am I a cynic?
Lord Zakspade of Elbonia

No. You’re a horse’s vagina.