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Can society benefit from a class system?

Look around Briton today, what you see is the direct outcome of civil socio-engineering of a perplexingly powerful ruling Socialist class.
Where we were once great, we are now the laughing stock of the world.

It is probably time to return to the old values as the neo socialist ones are proven not to work.

The Reaper, Hell

We all know who’s responsible, but it’s not “politically correct” to say so. They come over here, don’t learn the language properly, shoot our King in the eye, and we’re expected to make tapestries about it. You all know who I mean.

In institutionally racist Britain, the class system is evidently alive and well. That’s to be expected as they are intrinsically one and the same (Polygenism)

To hold the idea that one person is better than another on the basis that 1000 years ago, a long dead relative got lucky in a fight and won is equally as ridiculous as stating that someone is better than another based on their skin colour.

To support the class system is to support racism, that is a scientific FACT!

Swiss Hawk, Interlaken, Switzerland

I used to think that class and racial prejudice were just quite similar, and was thinking of pulling you up on polygenism. But since it’s a scientific FACT!, I can’t really argue.

“Is the car tax rise a good idea?”. Go on. Have a guess.

This is really no problem for me - I’ll just sell my car and stop going to work.
Gavin Glos, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

I wonder how long Gavin hammered the refresh button, hoping desperately that someone would manage to give a roasted, mediterranean fuck whether he goes to work or not?

I strongly encourage everyone to visit Bletchley Park because it’s the home of my heroes. Quiet, unassuming men like Alan Turing and Tommy Flowers who won the war for us with their wits and unstinting dedication. And then at the end of the war, they packed up the most advanced technology in the world and walked away, not to talk about it for another forty years for the good of King and Country. That’s dignity. Of course Alan Turing was a bender who never shot a jerry in his life, so what if you need a more accessible hero? Say someone who’s famous for appearing in shit adverts and bitching about the free food he shovels into his ungrateful offencehole? Thanks to Dan for finding the answer.

Mr Winner i coudn’t agree more - i am not very weathly but i will never holiday in this country, only a weekend break. Why would i want to go somewhere where the british public will be? this country has totally lost its charm. We do not understand service , the food is very poor , you will be look after !!! by a 17 year old boy or girl who really couldnt give a monkey’s if you being looked after either that or you will be served by someone who doesn’t even speak your language. It will 99% be raining so you will all ave to stay in the pub whilist every one gets drunk and of course the good old punch ups will kick off around 10pm, someone getting stabbed for good measure…….

I have just returned from Kefolonia in a little fishing village called Fiscardo, i will be going back there next year not Bognor (where that is) thanks very much.

- Charlie Fernihough, london, 31/7/2008 12:11

Dan says it best:

“The pitiful social pretension, the appalling grammar (accompanied by complaints about those who can’t speak English), the pathetic belief that it is “every one” who gets drunk and fights, and just not the fat arsed aggressive Daily Mail reading cunts who think that if they write a letter to Michael Winner they will be classy and on the telly, just like him, despite the fact that they can’t spell “Kefalonia” and apparently believe that they rowed the entirety of Fiskardo all the way back to Britain.

But to sum it all up:

What a cunt.”

Sorry Greece. Look on the bright side, when the sea level has risen enough to drown your homes at least Charlie Fernihaugh will have to find some other country to patronise.

I could download music and and the ISP would not know as I wouldn’t be on a file sharing site, I am not going to say how it can be done but it can and you will never pick up a virus or trojan or anything dangerous by doing it. I bet this doesn’t get posted
Dean Stockton, york, United Kingdom

Thanks to Mat for this post, along with the excellent title.

Simple Request… anyone who is elligable to vote in an election, and wants one NOW…please RECOMMEND this message. Then Brown will see at aglance what the people want! Thanks in anticipation
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pete dicks, brownhills

Thanks to Jo. These are from a thread about that Serbian chap who’s going to be tried for war crimes. Many on HYS are obediently joining in the Two Minute Hate and frothing with rage at the chap they’d never heard of until yesterday, but others are more considered. Examples to us all.

Great news! Now - and this is important - make sure he gets a fair trial. We have to start standing for something again. If he’s truly the butcher they say he is (and I’m sure he is - but don’t convict him on my word) there should be no trouble trying him for his crimes. The world doesn’t need vengeance, we need justice. Make sure we get it and nothing less.
[Scott_From_Columbus], Columbus, United States

It’s all very well adding “don’t convict him on my word”, but you’ve already gone and let the world know what Scott from Columbus thinks. How do you expect him to get a fair trial now?

I haven’t been able to go through all the comments, but hasn’t anyone questioned why this person wasn’t recognized by his voice before now? He was the LEADER for heavens sake. He was on television and radio all the time. I could recognize Tony Blair or George W when they spoke, even if they had bags over their head.
[Allitnil], Coquitlam, Canada

Serious? NOBODY questioned that?? I suspect it’s a cover up. Or perhaps he spoke through a kazoo for the last few years.

Now he’ll get the overdue justice medicine he truly deserves…. it’s complementary & also complimentary…& all his victims now hope… he enjoys his “JUST DESSERTS”!

PS. I forgot to say there will be plenty enough for his old friend & perpetrator Ratko Mladic as well.
Jaker, London & Dublin

Thanks for reminding us that war crimes don’t have to be all “DOOM AND GLOOM”!

I found Eliza Wright trying to make friends with the internet.

“Are you affected by council strikes?”

I had somehow missed the fact that the strikes were today. I had to do some shopping, and wondered why there were so many famillies around, including one in which I knew the father was a teacher. My last call was to drop something in at the town hall, and I tried several times to phone ahead and tell the person I was dropping it off with, but there was no answer. It wasnt til I arrived and saw the strike notice, and realised reception was poorly staffed that I realised!!
Eliza Wright

Hahaha! Brilliant! Tell us that one about the time the bus was nearly 3 minutes late!

“At what age can children safely be left home alone?”

it depends not only on the child, but on the culture you happen to be living in. In many tribal communities, the 7 and 8 year old girls look after the babies whilst their fathers hunt and their mothers grow crops.
Eliza Wright

Will you be my “Phone-A-Friend” if I go on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”?

Thanks to Steven. This is from a Times Online article that I’m not going to even attempt to read because it will make me angry.

I wrote a book 11 years ago for a woman I once loved. I never published it then because I thought it might get me killed.

Now I think the world might be ready for it.

So yes the world has changed radically.

From monotheistic to multicultural. On an emotional level.

Believe it. It’s true.

Rhys Jaggar, Leeds, UK

Maybe. Though perhaps you should leave it for another 11 years. Fuck it, make it 50 years just in case… um… well, just in case it’s shit. I’m not saying it is shit but, you know, there’s always that risk. You know the story: You write a novel, think you’re fucking brilliant, but then it turns out that you’re a penis. Then you spend a couple of years raging against the world, drinking, gambling, alienating everyone you know and insisting that you’re ahead of your time. By now, you’re not only a penis, you’re a fat, alcoholic penis with no mates. I wouldn’t want you to go through that right now. Best hold off on the publication. I mean, I’m not saying that would happen to you but just in case, yeah? Yeah.

Perhaps in the meantime you can release that song you’ve been working on? The one you didn’t dare release in January in case it blew somebody’s mind? Yeah.

Mum! Look Mum! Look! I’m on the internet! They want to know what I think about dual citizenship! Mum! You’re not looking! Mu-uuuum! Loooooook!

Should dual citizenships be allowed?

Que??Me Know parlare españoli.Me Inglezz!!

Cual es la pregunta que no lo entiendo un carajo!?

Je suis désolé,mais je ne comprends pas! Que es que il dit encore ce mec la?
Of course it should be allowed.I have three and I’m still not considered a Klingon!

Alex Gache, Netherlands

This was the most recommended comment, implying his mum is one of HYS’s many readers. At least one.

I don’t know if anyone here’s a fan of the ‘Biased-BBC‘ blog, but I like to think of them as a specialist version of the HYS poster, only a little more sophisticated, a little more eloquent, a little more enraged and right-wing, and of course a shitload more credulous and paranoid. Anyway, they’ve published their own letter to the editor, by ANDREW MCCANN.

FOR THE ATTENTION OF THE BBC COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT

Has the American presidential election already reached its conclusion? I have to ask since the evaporation of coverage on the BBC news since the confirmation of Barack Obama as Democrat nominee has been noted by many. The British Broadcasting Corporation was quite happy to flood news bulletins with ‘Presidential’ campaign happenings during the ‘beauty’ contest between Clinton and Obama. However, now that the BBC might just have to turn its attention to a more balanced coverage of the campaign by including Republican candidate, John McCain (remember him?), it suddenly has lost all interest.

Oh, what a beauty contest the Democrat race proved to be: both candidates filled every ‘tick-box’ on the social profiling sheet of the average Guardianista. One was a woman; the other was black. ‘Whoopee’ cried the anti-Israeli, anti-American, tree hugging news teams at the BBC. What did it matter that a potential leader of the free world should have more suitably meritocratic attributes such as intelligence, political nous, first-hand experience of America’s military engagements, an appreciation of realpolitik, and integrity? The sum total of the BBC’s analysis was preoccupied with the gender of one and the ethnicity of the other. As for the Grand Old Party, they might as well have shuffled off stage-left. The BBC, like the other Left-leaning, liberal ‘luvvies’ which dominate the European media scene, want a Democrat in the White House. Why don’t you just be honest and admit it?

I like the way “every tick box” comes to two. Whatever happened to one-legged Muslim lesbians? And look at the end: the more enraged he gets, the more he alliterates.

I am a BBC licence payer (for my sins). I want to see a Republican returned to power in the United States. I certainly do not want to see someone whose paternal ancestry shares the same religion as the evil-doers who killed 3,000 people in New York City seven years ago: a man who is prepared to ‘combat’ the rise of evil terrorist Islamism by sitting down and having cosy little chats with some of its principal protagonists. When are my preferences going to be incorporated in the so-called impartial coverage your organisation is (dubiously) renowned for?

You missed a trick Andrew: not only does Obama’s paternal ancestry share the same religion as the evil-doers who killed 3,000 people in New York City seven years ago, but his surname is only one letter away from ‘Osama’ and his middle name is only one ‘Saddam’ away from SADDAM HUSSEIN! If you don’t put the effort in, they won’t give a shit for your “preferences”.

If and, as I expect, when John McCain is voted the 44th President of the United States will we be offered the sort of ethno-centric spite-laden coverage I expect? The sort which will feebly attempt to portray the American electorate as bunch of subliminal Alabamaesque red-necks who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for poor old Barack because he was black? I am prepared to bet money on it. For in the final analysis it is those of the Left who lionise on the basis of sociological labels, and it is those of us on the Right who prefer to view people on their genuine merits.

Yours truly

ANDREW MCCANN

I’m with you there. I respect people according to their actions. As long as they’re not female, black, muslim, poor, disabled, Iranian, Chinese, Korean, Iraqi, Palestinian, Syrian, French (um.. someone check that for me, are the French ok again now that Sarkozy’s up for killing some Iranians?), Lebanese, atheist or, God forbid, left-leaning liberal ‘luvvies’.