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	<title>spEak You&#039;re bRanes &#187; Delusions of Grandeur</title>
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		<title>British Parcel Resistance Force</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Andy and Dave. Assortment of desperately important opinions on the Mail and BBC, on the vital topic of writing on envelopes. Apparently the Post Office just need a house number and a postcode, and you needn&#8217;t bother writing, say, the county. They&#8217;ve probably also got their own shorthand to speed things up. All [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Andy and Dave. Assortment of desperately important opinions on the Mail and BBC, on the vital topic of writing on envelopes. Apparently the Post Office just need a house number and a postcode, and you needn&#8217;t bother writing, say, the county. They&#8217;ve probably also got their own shorthand to speed things up. All good things, right?</p>
<blockquote><p>I am with Andrea (12.35) on this I will not be party to this erosion that stinks of the EU. Who do they think they are the Borg out of Star Trek where resistance is futile ?. Sorry pal, I am with the resistance on this. There is no way such things as the Cheshire show will be refered to as the 4NW Show. We are not going to throw away over 1000 years of history for the sake of what looks like an efficency drive by the Post Office,which I suspect is an attempt long term to standardise to a EU post coding system by first taking away the individuality of the area.<br />
<strong>Mark, Manchester</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>This is a tricky one. How to shake free from the iron grip of the postie and his shadowy EU paymasters? All I can think of is you could continue to write the county and refer to it in conversation.</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;ll always continue to use county names. The Royal Mail will NOT dictate to me. I AM NOT A NUMBER&#8230;&#8230;.<br />
<strong>jb, sussex</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I bet your house is called &#8220;Dunroamin&#8221; you pointless arse.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Post Office says all they need is a house number and postcode. So, all these years, I&#8217;ve wasted hours writing out street, town and county names on hundreds of Christmas cards? From now on I&#8217;ll address the card to Aunt Nelly, 39, and the postcode &#8211; for the first time ever my right hand won&#8217;t be numb on Christmas Day!<br />
<strong>Kevin, Belfast</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Try sitting on it. Or using your left maybe.</p>
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		<title>Indigenous Loser</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Michelle. How do you follow a pun like Londonistan? It&#8217;s a tricky one, right? Rolls neatly off the tongue, and everyone knows instantly what you&#8217;re getting at. But you can&#8217;t just rest on your laurels and spew out derivative shite like &#8216;Bradistan&#8217;, you&#8217;ve got to keep racist humour moving. So first thing you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Michelle. How do you follow a pun like Londonistan? It&#8217;s a tricky one, right? Rolls neatly off the tongue, and everyone knows instantly what you&#8217;re getting at. But you can&#8217;t just rest on your laurels and spew out derivative shite like &#8216;Bradistan&#8217;, you&#8217;ve got to keep racist humour moving. So first thing you need is a town with a sizeable and prominent non-white population. There&#8217;s Leicester for a start, but nothing springs to mind. Oldham? Birmingham? Preston? Ah fuck it, can&#8217;t be arsed. Work backwards. Punchline first, Muzzies later. It&#8217;ll be fine.</p>
<blockquote><p>Blackpool is aptly named as it will soon be comandeered as a permanent &#8216;new town&#8217; to resettle incomers and ensure that the sharia can be practised without interference from the indigenous losers , formerly known as &#8216;The English&#8217;.<br />
<strong>MAN IN MOSQUE ( Don&#8217;t shoot the messenger!)</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Well, I&#8217;ll give you a C+ for effort at least, but now you&#8217;ve put the idea in my head, a spot of shooting&#8217;s just <em>way</em> too tempting.</p>
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		<title>Razzle For Psychiatrists</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might want to clear your diaries for this morning, because Heidi has sent in this Wagnerian misery cycle from Your Freedom, elegantly composed by a man with an awful lot of time on his sticky hands. He evokes his own train-wreck psyche so vividly you can almost hear him sniffing your chair. He&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You might want to clear your diaries for this morning, because Heidi has sent in this Wagnerian misery cycle from <a href="http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/restoring-civil-liberties/create-a-minister-for-men-or-repeal-the-post-of-minister-for-women" target="blank">Your Freedom</a>, elegantly composed by <a href="http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/author/govt_helper" target="blank">a man with an awful lot of time on his sticky hands</a>. He evokes his own train-wreck psyche so vividly you can almost hear him sniffing your chair. He&#8217;s a Regular Twat in the making, if he doesn&#8217;t cast us all sobbing into endless vortices of despair.</p>
<p>Are you sitting comfortably?</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/restoring-civil-liberties/create-a-minister-for-men-or-repeal-the-post-of-minister-for-women#comment_1281490584129705" target="blank">Wight1984.</a></p>
<p>Your argument is based on this in my view now wholly unjusifed position that women are oppressed.</p>
<p>While this may have been true 100 or more years ago, where is the evidence that they are now?</p>
<p>On the contrary, there&#8217;s far more evidence that MEN are repressed.</p>
<p>e.g. the UK pensions age is STILL 65 fo women and only 60 for men.</p>
<p>Ironically as women live several years longer than men on average, many men don&#8217;t even make it to 65, so it&#8217;s DOUBLY DISCRIMINATING aginst men.</p>
<p>And lookee here, we&#8217;ve had FEMINISM for about 100 years and especially in the UK for about 50, but NOTHING IS DONE about this GLARING INEQUALITY.</p>
<p>Women can get a state pension at 60 and men have to wait till they are 65. I wonder why?</p>
<p>Or then we have 100s of soldiers dying in wars or arriving home without the faces they used to have or not as many limbs or in wheelchairs for the rest of their lives, and about 95% to 99% of them are MEN.</p>
<p>Seems to be another INEQUALITY issue that the feminists aren&#8217;t talking about.</p>
<p>And then there&#8217;s what happens in divorces, with people like Heather Mills waltzing up and taking £25m of their husband&#8217;s &#8211; in this case Sir Paul McCartney&#8217;s &#8211; fortune, which it doesn&#8217;t appear like they&#8217;ve done anything to deserve.</p>
<p>HOw many MEN do we see marrying rich WOMEN and coming away with MILLIONS in divorce settlements?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s even talk simpler everyday things.</p>
<p>Why is it that men on the whole have to ask WOMEN out for dates &#8211; and face rejection/humiliation if they are refused?</p>
<p>Why is it that millions of women still think it&#8217;s OK not to work and let their husbands bring in the money, like the footballer&#8217;s wives?</p>
<p>Whereas if a man did that, he&#8217;d be viewed as a total sponger and treated with derision and contempt.</p>
<p>Why is it that if a ship goes down at sea,it will STILL be women and children first into the lifeboats, and if any man caused a woman to die to save himself in such a circumstance, he&#8217;d have to live the rest of his life with the title &#8220;coward&#8221; hung around his neck?</p>
<p>So you are clearly swallowing this LYING feminist propaganda that women are some kind of underclass, when it appears that any OBJECTIVE OBSERVER who came from another planet would fairly soon conclude that it is MEN who are the underclass and women are the rulers of this strangely physically stronger, but yet still mostly enslaved and dominated other gender.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m now going to explain to you, what your probable REAL problem is, and who is responsible for it, and IT ISN&#8217;T MEN.</p>
<p>Men and women basically have simple underlying goals in life despite all the superficial complexities which muddy the waters, and hide the truth of what is really going on despite all appearances.</p>
<p>i.e. men are seeking a mate to make them feel comforted, respected and loved, and have a SEX partner.</p>
<p>If a particular man can afford it, or is considered a &#8220;dominant male&#8221; as they say, he may well have SEVERAL such &#8220;mates&#8221; either sequentially or even at the same time.</p>
<p>Women on the other hand also have A BIOLOGICAL MISSION, which once again is basically to find a mate, but this time with the aim of reproducing.</p>
<p>They want to build a nest and have chicks in it.</p>
<p>They want as nice and as protected a nest as they can get of course, and they also want the most esteemed mate they can find to produce the highest quality offspring and maximum degree of protection.</p>
<p>It makes me laugh to know, that one of the most esteemed (probably THE most esteemed) female author in literary history is Jane Austen who wrote Pride and Prejudice.</p>
<p>And do you know what the first line is (approximately) of that book?</p>
<p>She writes &#8220;It is an indisputable fact that a man with a fortune and X thousand acres of land must be in need of a wife.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her whole book is basically a treatise on the art of manipulation/seduction of a WEALTHY MAN/MATE desired by a woman, and the goal is to get his worship and for him to beg her hand in marriage.</p>
<p>i.e. the same old BIOLOGICAL MISSION of finding the best quality mate and feathering one&#8217;s nest to the optimum degree.</p>
<p>And WOMEN THEMSELVES have rated this in polls as the best novel in history.</p>
<p>So let me explain what this cry of &#8220;inequality against women&#8221; is really all about.</p>
<p>The feminists &#8211; due to their own psychological problems caused by unhappy childhoods &#8211; have brainwashed a large proportion of the rest of women into believing that this role of WIFE/MOTHER is some kind of repressed slavery, that has no real importance, significance, when in fact it&#8217;s the ONLY thing that really matters in the majority of women&#8217;s lives &#8211; it is THEIR BIOLOGICAL MISSION.</p>
<p>But finding a mate and having children is also quite a scary mission to carry out, it&#8217;s not easy to get the man women really want as Jane Austen explained, men can be very obstinate and relucatnt to commit, and childbirth can be scary, and women then lose their freedom because they have to look after their children, and in most cases then put their own needs in 2nd place.</p>
<p>So it&#8217;s very easy for women also to hum and har about it, to ask themselves if that is REALLY what they want to do, and of course the more &#8220;intellectual&#8221; they are, the more they&#8217;ll tend to debate it endlessly, rather than JUST GET ON WITH IT like the lower class, less intellectual women do.</p>
<p>And in that INTERIM, UNDECIDED period, in steps the feminist propagandist, who says that being a wife and mother isn&#8217;t the answer, and that a woman should prove she can do anything a man can do: &#8211; she should be a nuclear scientist, a poet laureate, a big business chief, an MP or even prime minister, and show actually that women don&#8217;t even NEED men, men are nothing really, so they aren&#8217;t to be FEARED.</p>
<p>Because women DO fear MEN, just as men even before feminism have lived in fear of women.</p>
<p>Because when another person has WHAT YOU NEED, that gives them POWER OVER YOU.</p>
<p>So in the case of men, they need women as sexual partners &#8211; they&#8217;ve got this awesome and overpowering biological desire which suddenly just appears TOTALLY UNEXPECTEDLY in their teens &#8211; and they also want the SOCIAL EESTEEM of having a girlfriend/wife, or they are considered &#8220;losers&#8221;.</p>
<p>And then men also have what WOMEN need, which is basically again the ability to give them children via sex,and also to give them esteem, give them a place in society, make them respected by other women, who will enviously look on if they get a &#8220;trophy man&#8221; like the footballer&#8217;s wives do.</p>
<p>Or otherwise the man ends up a sad old bachelor who other men look dubiously at, who clearly &#8220;couldn&#8217;t get a woman&#8221;, or the woman ends up as the &#8220;old maid&#8221; who no man apparently wanted.</p>
<p>So instead of facing up to the human and animal level biological problem of FINDING A MATE, the feminists divert women, especially young ones, down the avenue of saying MEN ARE THE PROBLEM, that the cause of women&#8217;s problem is the behaviour of men, which of course in the sense I&#8217;ve explained it is true, just as men&#8217;s problem is the behaviour of women.</p>
<p>Because each sex is actually trying to CONTROL the other, in fear of the possiblity that the other gender will use their POWER against them.</p>
<p>So tradiationally men use to congregate in groups, and to some extent still do, and mock women.</p>
<p>Not because they REALLY disrespected them, believed them unequal, but because when you are IN FEAR of somebody, you try to pretend they don&#8217;t have the power over you that they actually do.</p>
<p>So all the feminists are doing is basically the same but as regards MEN.</p>
<p>Trying to cut men down to size, humiliate them, so they don&#8217;t have to feel AFRAID of them any more.</p>
<p>And naturally because ALL women have got some of this fear, just as all men have some fear of women, lots of young women especially who haven&#8217;t yet &#8220;got their man&#8221; and are in fear of whether they ever will, are easisly persauded to join in the &#8220;protest&#8221; about the fact that they can&#8217;t control men as much as they&#8217;d like.</p>
<p>But even worse, by the feminists proposing the solution for the girl/woman who is unhappy about her inability to control the men she desires to, who won&#8217;t do what she wants them to do , that they should COMPETE FOR JOBS with men, show they can outdo men in the workplace, they gives a huge problem to a lot of women who DO NOT wish to compete with men or even necessarily enter the workplace at all.</p>
<p>Women in the past were not EXPECTED to be in the workplace, and certainly not in any difficult or responsible job, they were basically just awaiting the day they would marry.</p>
<p>So even if they had some kind of a job as nurse, secretary, teacher or whatever, it was only ever considred to be temporary, except perhaps in older age when their children didn&#8217;t need them any more, and they could retake whatever they wanted, for both the money and the feeling of being part of society, involved and contributing in some way.</p>
<p>e.g. many wealthy women who don&#8217;t need to work, and probably don&#8217;t WANT an ordinary job, because they don&#8217;t want to do things they aren&#8217;t interested in, or be bossed around, get involved in charity fundraising and so on.</p>
<p>But the problem is that a lot of women are not AMBITIOUS, PUSHY, OUTGOING, they do not WANT to shove their way into &#8220;the big bad world&#8221; they are NATURALLY reserved, or shy, and there&#8217;s nothing wrong with that, it&#8217;s party of their natural self-protective instinct.</p>
<p>Getting a job is not just an activity, it&#8217;s being forced to interact with A SOCIAL GROUP, with its PECKING ORDER, and few people who work will not be subject to some kind of abuse or even overt bullying.</p>
<p>You are forced to be with people you often don&#8217;t like and almost certainly would never choose as friends.</p>
<p>Envy, competition, rivalry, dislike or even outright hate, and all sorts of other ugly emotions, run rife in the average workplace, so it&#8217;s a potentially very threatening environment for a woman, especially a more refined, cultured or sensitive one.</p>
<p>And how have the feminists addressed this problem of women?</p>
<p>They have said, if YOU as a woman can&#8217;t hack it in the workplace, if you can&#8217;t get a job like men do, if all you can do is keep house and feed babies, you are INADEQUATE.</p>
<p>You should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.</p>
<p>You are letting down WOMEN, in their &#8220;heroic struggle&#8221; to get equality with men, you&#8217;re letting down all the millions of women who have been abused, repressed and brutalised by men throughout the ages.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s all NONSENSE.</p>
<p>Throughout the ages, the REAL truth is that as now, MOST men have been the servant, slaves and worshippers of women, and the only women who have complained about it are the ones who CAN&#8217;T GET A MAN TO SERVE AND WORSHIP THEM.</p>
<p>e.g. we don&#8217;t see footballer&#8217;s wives attending feminist study groups.</p>
<p>So I don&#8217;t know how old you are, but the reality for young women is simple.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with you getting a job if you want one, but bear in mind there&#8217;s a man/boy out there, who&#8217;s trying to make his way in life, and HE is your potential mate.</p>
<p>He &#8211; and I&#8217;m in contact with young men who at times let me into their private thoughts &#8211; believes that to be worthy of YOU, being YOUR mate, he has to have A GOOD JOB.</p>
<p>And so if YOU take the job that HE NEEDS to be a respected member of his community, and thus to be deemed worthy of marrying (eventually) YOU, then when it comes to the time you want a mate, HE no longer exists for you.</p>
<p>He is getting drunk in a bar somewhere, bemoaing his failure, or maybe even commited sucide after his failure to SUCCEED.</p>
<p>Do you know, yet another &#8220;equality&#8221; is that between 4 and 6 time as many MEN/BOYS worldwide are committing SUICIDE than women/girls?</p>
<p>So clearly MEN/BOYS are now under some kind of presure that women/girls are not.</p>
<p>And that pressure is to SUCCEED.</p>
<p>Almost ANY woman can find SOME man or other, on her own level of looks/class/intelligence to mate/marry with, and SHE does not need a job.</p>
<p>But for a man, if he doesn&#8217;t &#8220;get that job&#8221; he is NOTHING, society regards him as a failure, a loser, somebody who should go hang his head in shame, and yes, it might well be better for himself and everyone else if he decided to &#8220;end it all.&#8221;</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s no joke &#8211; that&#8217;s EXACTLY what numerous young men and even older ones rejected by the system are doing, and even if they aren&#8217;t going that far, millions have now gone into addiction to prescripton or illegal drugs.</p>
<p>Have you not seen all the endless DEMANDS to legalise cannabis on here?</p>
<p>What&#8217;s THAT all about?</p>
<p>And I can guarantee you few or no women are starting those threads, or supporting them, the drug problem &#8211; prostitution aside &#8211; it is almost entirely a problem affecting MEN.</p>
<p>Women who use drugs &#8211; alcohol and tobacoo excepted &#8211; are usually only dragged into it if their partner does, and otherwise wouldn&#8217;t do so, except for the posh little rich girls who do cocaine and so on, desperatly seeking attention for their unloved and miserable lives.</p>
<p>So THIS is what&#8217;s really going on out there: men/boys being destroyed, and feminists smugly laughing at it vengefully out of their hate for everything male, and INNOCENT women/girls in the middle getting conned into believing that the male is their natural enemy who is suppressing them, when actually he is what they most need as a friend, protector and mate.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s appalling, and anybody can see this is what is really going on, if they stop looking through the eyes of prejudice and hate, which emotional states are mainly just brought about by FEAR.</p>
<p>AS I&#8217;ve said, boys/men are JUST AS AFRAID, or more so, as women/girls are of men.</p>
<p>Life is scary, uncertain for all of us, and demonising and scapegoating the other gender as the feminists are doing, is no way to security for any of us, quite the opposite, causing estrangement, competition and hate, between those beings &#8211; men and women, boys and girls &#8211; who should be cooperating, supporting, befriending and loving one another.</p>
<p>Like I said, most womem who get assaulted behave in such a way that they effectively bring it on themselves.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t agree that, because you think women should have a freedom in society that is just not realistic, and no SENSIBLE women (you know, most of whom have NEVER been sexually assaulted) agree with YOU.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t want women to get raped, it&#8217;s REALLY EASY.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to give an even longer list of things women SHOULDN&#8217;T DO now, seeing as you have now annoyed me.</p>
<p>1. Don&#8217;t go in bars alone or even with just one girlfriend unless you are getting WELL KNOWN taxis to and fro door to door and preferably a relative or friend instead of a taxi.</p>
<p>2. Don&#8217;t walk in any public area on your own. You can get away with it in crowded city centres, as long as you stick to the CROWDED areas, avoid quiet streets where you could be dragged into a back alley or whatever without anyone noticing.</p>
<p>(university campuses tends to have a lot of these dodgy little quiet parts, and hence we find a lot of girl students get attacked).</p>
<p>3. Don&#8217;t dress in public in any provocative way. Not EVER. When you are married, your body is FOR HIS EYES ONLY.</p>
<p>4. Avoid mixed sex work places, and if you have a choice, don&#8217;t work at all, because as soon as you do, if you&#8217;re attractive, every male in the workplace will see you as an object of quarry/sexual fantasy.</p>
<p>If their parents can&#8217;t, THE STATE should support unmarried girls who need the money with basic benefits, and such girls/women should be entitled to refuse any work or not work at all if they please, as any form of work is a potential threat to their security.</p>
<p>If you must work, pick a female dominated environment like a hospital, typing pool or a girl&#8217;s or junior school.</p>
<p>If you expose yourself to public view on a routine basis, you will become an object of fantasy to any male who is able to see you regularly (but if you&#8217;re mostly covered up, that won&#8217;t happen much even if you are visible in face).</p>
<p>5. Don&#8217;t ever go alone on buses or trains if you can avoid it, or certainly not regularly or in any place you are not familiar with.</p>
<p>6. Don&#8217;t get drunk and incapable, because you think you can trust your girlfriends, but you may be wrong when they too have had a lot to drink.</p>
<p>7. Don&#8217;t have men friends except relatives, foolishly imagining you can have an &#8220;only friends&#8221; relationship with a boy/man, because any male friend of your own age if he finds you attractive (which you may not realise) will see you as a potential mate, and thus you can&#8217;t guarantee he won&#8217;t try to make the &#8220;friendship&#8221; physical sooner or later. It&#8217;s that old thing called his BIOLOGICAL MISSION &#8220;popping up&#8221; again.</p>
<p>8. Don&#8217;t tease with or flirt with men ANYWHERE. They&#8217;ll imagine you might want to have sex with them, when maybe all you were doing was trying to get served first at the bar, or &#8220;being friendly.&#8221;</p>
<p>9. Find a mate/marriage partner via one of your relatives or friends, (or some civilised group you can safely be part of like a church or whatever) and don&#8217;t EVER agree to go out with a man who you haven&#8217;t checked out thoroughly, and you wouldn&#8217;t see as long term relationship/marriage material.</p>
<p>10. Don&#8217;t go to university or college after 16 and attend a single sex girls&#8217; school before 16, not a dreaded and dangerous comprehensive, full of boys all hoping to sneak a peek at you in the showers or be the first to rob you of your &#8220;virtue.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you want a degree, go to a girl&#8217;s only college or do an Open University degree.</p>
<p>We need to open some WOMEN ONLY universities/colleges for women who want to be doctors or teachers etc., and don&#8217;t want to be harrassed at such an early age.</p>
<p>You can stil have a social life amongst family and trusted friends.</p>
<p>Just make sure you are always (when out) part of a LARGE and (adequately sober) GROUP.</p>
<p>There you are &#8211; there&#8217;s govt helper&#8217;s 10 commandments.</p>
<p>If you follow ALL of those, your chances of getting even sexually assaulted, let alone raped, are almost zero.</p>
<p>PS and if you protest at any of those, you think you should have &#8220;more freedom&#8221;, undestand that boys and men have to be careful of thier movement too, not usually for fear of rape, but for fear or violent assualt, that can happen to men in all kinds of place &#8211; e.g. pub toilets &#8211; you wouldn&#8217;t even dream about, and for very flimsy reasons (e.g. somebody decides &#8220;you gave them a dirty look&#8221; or &#8220;you were ogling my girlfriend/wife&#8221;)</p>
<p>So please GROW UP and realise men have got LOADS of problems like women have too, and have to take LOTS of care with their own personal safety, just like women do.</p>
<p>You only have to read the news, and you see that grown men get beaten to death on a fairly regular basis by gangs of one kind or another, usually for some flimsy reason like complaining about the noise they were making or whatever.<br />
<b>govt_helper</b></p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m assuming govt_helper has recently suffered some rejection/humiliation himself.</p>
<p>And by &#8216;assuming&#8217;, I mean &#8216;hoping&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>Darwinian Psycho</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news, writes Sarah Boseley on her Guardian blog. Recent trials have shown that hundreds of thousands of children&#8217;s lives could be saved each year in Africa and Asia with vaccines that Westerners take for granted. And guess what? The G8 is committed to doing just that. No-brainer, innit? Ah, except there&#8217;s a problem, see. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good news, writes <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/sarah-boseley-global-health/2010/aug/13/vaccines-millennium-development-goals" target="blank">Sarah Boseley on her Guardian blog</a>. Recent trials have shown that hundreds of thousands of children&#8217;s lives could be saved each year in Africa and Asia with vaccines that Westerners take for granted. And guess what? The G8 is committed to doing just that. No-brainer, innit?</p>
<p>Ah, except there&#8217;s a problem, see. Because the G8 is also committed to treating and preventing HIV and AIDS in Africa and Asia, and &#8211; curse you, cruel God! curse your balls! &#8211; there&#8217;s only so much money that the world&#8217;s largest economies are willing&#8230; sorry, <i>able</i> to spare in order to save the lives of poor brown people.</p>
<p>So where does the money go? On the one hand, reducing child mortality would ordinarily be an absolute priority for any civilised nation. On the other, diarrhoea lacks the glamour of AIDS.</p>
<p>But wait, says koushixinfei: we&#8217;re asking the wrong question. We shouldn&#8217;t be worrying about <i>which</i> preventable diseases to treat in the developing world, but <i>whether</i> we should be treating them at all.</p>
<blockquote><p>The economics doesn&#8217;t work. Save a child in Africa now and in 20 years you have another 3 to 5 to save, you need to price that in. A vaccine which saves a child for 10 USD today, will imply another 30 &#8211; 50 USD in a generation. Pestilence and Civil war is the african choice to manage population growth. I&#8217;m not sure we should be imposing science and engineering on them, any more than they should impose pestilence and civil war on us. And yes, it is us and them if you are going to use the language of &#8220;donor nations&#8221;.<br />
<b>koushixinfei</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, this saving lives thing is all well and good, but in this post-ideological age, surely pumping billions of dollars into helping people who &#8211; let&#8217;s be brutally honest here &#8211; contribute nothing to the global economy is just a bad investment?</p>
<p>And who says they want to be helped? We have our medicine and technology and infrastructure, they have their disease and child soldiers and rape. We should respect their culture, fucking leave them to it, save the money for other things. Like rats, power tools and Huey Lewis and the News CDs.</p>
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		<title>Cockroaches Floating In The Gene Pool</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 06:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, I&#8217;m going to level with you. I don&#8217;t like people. I think they&#8217;re brutal, selfish and stupid. Nevertheless, I sometimes wake up in the morning with the sun shining on my face, feeling almost at peace with the world, and in those moments I question myself. I think, am I the problem? Am I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look, I&#8217;m going to level with you. I don&#8217;t like people. I think they&#8217;re brutal, selfish and stupid. Nevertheless, I sometimes wake up in the morning with the sun shining on my face, feeling almost at peace with the world, and in those moments I question myself. I think, am I the problem? Am I the one who needs to change?</p>
<p>Then I get up and take a look at HYS (currently asking: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/08/would_you_step_in_to_help_a_ch.html" target="blank">would you step in to help a child?</a>) and BAM! Top two comments, pair of cunts.</p>
<blockquote><p>You only need to read the &#8216;Sarahs law&#8217; HYS to see why people are fearful!</p>
<p>I found a 4 year old wandering the streets near my old flat with no shoes on, in mid winter with snow on the ground. I had to stand on the pavement waiting for 20 minutes for the police to show up because I was so terrified of the implications of taking a half dressed kid inside to warm up. The kid nearly froze as a result.<br />
<b>Peter_Sym</b></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>No, I wouldn&#8217;t help. And yes I am concerned they would be abusive.</p>
<p>The problem nowadays, is that an adult is considered a threat to a child despite the adults good intentions.</p>
<p>Personally, I&#8217;d walk away, and if the child was hurt or abducted, then sorry, but not my fault. Blame the parents, government, society as a whole.<br />
<b>martin622</b></p></blockquote>
<p>So the first two people we encounter on this thread are: a man who&#8217;s such a coward that he&#8217;d have watched a toddler freeze to death before risking any course of action with &#8216;implications&#8217;; and a complete monster who wouldn&#8217;t lose any sleep if he abandoned a child to some horrific fate, <i>purely to make a point</i>.</p>
<p>Extrapolate this result across the rest of our species. I feel vindicated. Equilibrium is restored.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Walk</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/07/26/dont-walk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tagnut of the day award on 22nd July went to gabriel100 for his standout performance on the Graun&#8217;s Ian Tomlinson article. I&#8217;d like to count the ways gabriel100 makes everyone think he&#8217;s a bucket of mung, but it&#8217;s much easier to just post a couple of his comments and call him a twat. Completely the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tagnut of the day award on 22nd July went to <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/users/gabriel100/comments"><strong>gabriel100</strong></a> for his standout performance on the Graun&#8217;s <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/22/ian-tomlinson-police-not-charged">Ian Tomlinson article</a>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to count the ways <strong>gabriel100</strong> makes everyone think he&#8217;s a bucket of mung, but it&#8217;s much easier to just post a couple of his comments and call him a twat.</p>
<blockquote><p>Completely the correct decision.</p>
<p>It was wrong of the officer to push him, but really it was his lifestyle which caused his death, not a mere innocuous fall (which even a frail pensioner would have gotten up from).</p>
<p>Tomlison completely brought it upon himself. A group of stressed, frightened and pent-up Police Officers are trying to clear a street. Tomlinson is being needless awkward, taking baby steps, refusing to move along etc. Thus, someone lost his temper and gave him a little shove. Its all there in the video &#8211; no more to it than that.</p>
<p>I have zero respect for people who wrongly demonise the Police, and even less for those who like to act up to antagonise the Police, then wail like a pathetic child when they get what is coming to them.</p>
<p>So, the correct decision is not to prosecute and I am equally delighted for the officer as I was for Sgt Delroy Smellie, (another cop whom that digusting rabble of rioters that day had unfairly complained about &#8211; they didn&#8217;t like him hitting back after he was assaulted, it seems).<br />
<strong>gabriel100</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>They had Tomlinson bang to rights, and no mistake. Not only was he on the chubby side and sold newspapers for a living &#8211; common sense tells you that&#8217;s a diet of Micro Chips and Fray Bentos &#8211; but he was <em>walking</em> away from the police, with his <em>hands</em> in his <em>pockets</em>! That&#8217;s antagonising behaviour if you ask me. What else do you call not running for your fucking life when you&#8217;ve got a bunch of titheads with the mist bearing down on you? Didn&#8217;t Tomlinson know that coppers and dogs work on fear? And Pedigree Chum?</p>
<p><strong>gabriel100</strong>, though &#8211; this crusty thong string isn&#8217;t done. Clearly not satisfied with the general thrust of public opinion in the Guardian &#8211; that he&#8217;s a twat &#8211; he goes on to prove that not only is comment free, but it&#8217;s also really shit and depressing.</p>
<blockquote><p>I notice that the posters who disagreed with my analysis above chose to abuse my character in response, rather than take issue with my version of events (simply a commentry of the Guardian&#8217;s own video).</p>
<p>I will take that as a grudging acceptance that I am right on the matter.</p>
<p>Some of the idiocy on this thread beggers belief. Some fool actually criticised the Police for being scared and excitable after a day of being pelted with missiles and chemicals by an army of aggressive scum, who were intent on violence from the word go.</p>
<p>Many other countries would have dealt with that riot by breaking out the tanks and machine guns, and yet the feeble minded contributors here bleat about kettling and a wee push in the back.</p>
<p>Imagine you went down the shops after work today, and someone was in your face, not allowing you to move freely, ignoring requests to let you past etc &#8211; what would you do? You might eventually lose your temper and give the person a shove. Its not right, but understandable. And all the more understandable after having fought a medieval type battle against the far left mob polluting the streets and causing violence that day,</p>
<p>The British Police are the best in the world. Go live in Burma or something, see how you like their Police &#8211; you would come crawling back singing the praises of our bobbies.<br />
<strong>gabriel100</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, if you hate the British police so much, why don&#8217;t you fuck off and live somewhere <em>much</em> worse &#8211; for example, somewhere where the police might clobber you from behind after they catch you walking down the street the wrong way? And then try living somewhere they lie about what happened until a hedge fund manager with a camera phone shows them up for the cunts they always have been. And then when you&#8217;re done living <em>there</em>, why don&#8217;t you try living somewhere it&#8217;s easier to get to the shops. </p>
<p>Honestly, we used to be a nation of shopkeepers. Now you can&#8217;t even get a packet of Rich Tea without being harrassed on the high street by a false analogy. </p>
<p>Wow, and just let me say that I&#8217;m glad I got through this without resorting to abusing <b>gabriel100</b>&#8216;s character! It&#8217;d be a terrible world where I didn&#8217;t spend my time arguing the toss with a half-blind, sociopathic semen stain with the social awareness of a sackful of monkey abortions. </p>
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		<title>I Am Sigbrit&#8217;s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 06:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although it looks more like a hilarious tear-soaked pillow of hubris since his invitation was rescinded, Nick Griffin&#8217;s call for things to ask the Queen at yesterday&#8217;s garden party is, in fact, a bucket of curdled pomposity. If you manage to put your hand in there without being sick, you&#8217;ll be rewarded with a fistful [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Although it looks more like a hilarious tear-soaked pillow of hubris since his invitation was rescinded, <a href="http://www.bnp.org.uk/news/tea-queen-your-suggestions-required" target="blank">Nick Griffin&#8217;s call</a> for things to ask the Queen at yesterday&#8217;s garden party is, in fact, a bucket of curdled pomposity. If you manage to put your hand in there without being sick, you&#8217;ll be rewarded with a fistful of semi-congealed racist throat slime.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what Chris pulled out&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Your Majesty, we have met before, remember me?&#8230;. I am the lion that stands on your crown, I am the Dragon that is the spirit of your nation, I am the sword that rose from the lake and was given to Arthur, I am the blood that runs through your nation&#8217;s veins, I am the breath that your nation breathes, I am the morning mist on the downs, I am the heather on the moors, I am the sun that shines on the Dales, I am the mountains of caledonia and Cymry, I am the white cliffs of Albion, I am the beat of the Morris man&#8217;s bells, I am the sound of the pipes over the hills, I am the snow that falls on the meadows. I am the soldier who fought for you, and you father, and your father&#8217;s father, and his, I am the Gesith that stood on Senlac field, I am the wise old man you met when you were young, I am the young man your great grandchildren will meet, I am the ghost of the past, and I am the future&#8230;. Remember me now?&#8230; Your Majesty?<br />
<b>Sigbrit</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Sigbrit, we have met before, remember?&#8230;. I am the rapidly descending silence every time you walk into a room, I am the pretty Somali girls who laughed at you on the bus, I am the modern world that makes you shit your silly pants in fear and confusion, I am the weird smell of rotting dog food that you leave behind when you do, I am your parochial bafflement at exotic foodstuffs such as &#8216;sizzling beef in black bean sauce&#8217;, I am the look of disappointment glued permanently to your mother&#8217;s face, I am your grandchildren&#8217;s crippling embarrassment, I am the ghost of your past failures, and I am your dismal future&#8230;. Remember me now?&#8230; Sigbrit?</p>
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		<title>Fear of Mods</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Dan for finding this ludicrous bow-tied nincompoop. &#8220;We must continue to strengthen our military relationship &#8230;. For when the Stars and Stripes and the Union Jack fly side by side, we are greater than the sum of our parts. And together, we can forge a better, safer future.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- And George Washington is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Dan for finding this ludicrous bow-tied nincompoop.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;We must continue to strengthen our military relationship &#8230;. For when the Stars and Stripes and the Union Jack fly side by side, we are greater than the sum of our parts. And together, we can forge a better, safer future.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
And George Washington is tossing and turning in his grave&#8230;<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Ladies and gentlemen, the noises you hear are not the rumbling of your empty stomachs, its the noises from the grave of George Washinton who is tossing and turning after he heard the above quotes&#8230;of mixing stripes with the cross&#8230;And the sudden cold wind you have exppearnced just now is not due to the drastic change of weather, its created by the joint sighs of all those dead people who fought for their independence of their stars and stripes from the Cross of the empire,<br />
<strong>colonelartist</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Whew, thanks for putting my mind at rest.  When I heard the rumbling and felt the cold wind, I thought Mothra was trying to hump the Angel of the North again.</p>
<blockquote><p>The empire is firing the gun thats placed on the colony&#8217;s shoulder&#8230;And the colony just like many other ex-colonies is happy to obliged..Dead men dont laugh, they sigh&#8230;.the gales of laughter you hear is actually the people who are standing on the graves of those sighing dead people, and lauging at them&#8230;(I didnt say this , Kipling said something like this, I dont remember where but I remember reading something like that, and since I was not paying attention as I was reading it, so I cannot quote him word by word&#8230;.Calrification to the mods, just incase they do with me what obama did to mccrystal after the pathan within him woke up and he said those things)<br />
<strong>colonelartist</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>After laughing at you lot for so long, I&#8217;m actually starting to worry about mods myself&#8230;   awful lot of mopeds around these days.  They remind me of this Constable painting:</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/ConstablePainting.jpg" alt="Constable Painting" /></center></p>
<p>That might not be exactly right&#8230; don&#8217;t ask me to draw it exactly cos I was kicking the piss out of a heron while I was looking at it.</p>
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		<title>Massive</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Darren for introducing me to the world of scott. I&#8217;m not normally a fan of the long comments &#8211; most of the Have Your Say gnomes have already splooged their stupid within the first three sentences and it&#8217;s no fun watching them wank themselves sore for another thousand words. Scott is different. He&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Darren for introducing me to the world of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/profile.shtml?userid=14528205">scott</a>.  I&#8217;m not normally a fan of the long comments &#8211; most of the Have Your Say gnomes have already splooged their stupid within the first three sentences and it&#8217;s no fun watching them wank themselves sore for another thousand words.  Scott is different.  He&#8217;s not quite as cheery as <a href="/2010/01/28/actually-real/">Andy Kadir-Buxton</a>, but his essays are not the self-absorbed whining typical of HYS.  More often, they seem to be enthusiastically ludicrous &#8220;solutions&#8221; to the world&#8217;s problems.  His brain is full of lego and numbers and exuberance and terrorists.  Lots and lots of terrorists.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s just way too much of it to post, so I&#8217;m just going to edit together a few bits of his posts into a single incoherent mess.  This might seem a little unfair but, really, it&#8217;s not.  Every single word he writes is so awesomely mental that, by removing a few and taking bits out of context, I&#8217;m making him appear more coherent than he actually is.</p>
<blockquote><p>BP never planed on filling that pipe up to stop the oil leak.<br />
i know this, i told them 100% how to seal the leak by, making kelir air bags that explode like a cars air bag &#038; block the leak.</p>
<p>sorry, kelir / kevlar is a bullet proof material. real strong &#038; can even stop a bullet. i would say if it can stop a bullet it can handle that pressure. don&#8217;t even think a sharp knife can cut it too. so it would hold the pressure easy.</p>
<p>just think. if you are in a pool or spare, &#038; stick your finger in the hole blowing out water, it will go in easy. if you try cover the whole hole with your hand, it will not go in / will be forced out.</p>
<p>That or freeze it with liquid nitrogen. run some thin pipes down to the junction, left &#038; right 20 meters in. then spray out that stuff to freeze it soiled.<br />
<strong>scott</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m going to pause for a moment and give you a chance to bail out.  The stuff above was entry-level.  In a moment, we&#8217;re going to see Scott answering the question &#8220;Is there enough support for the armed forces?&#8221;.  You&#8217;re probably not up to this.</p>
<p>Maybe go make yourself a cuppa first.</p>
<p>K? K&#8230; deep breath&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Taliban using civilians as shields.<br />
Use<br />
Heat weapons<br />
Getting the Taliban away from the civilians</p>
<p>The Taliban hide within the civilians, they will walk with a group of civilians to try stop you from killing them.<br />
So sometimes you will close in on them &#038; they will run up to a group of civilians &#038; walk with them, or will have them all at gun point.<br />
Do this.<br />
You will use heat weapons or Sound weapons to make the civilians &#038; Taliban all move away from each other, then you can make the kill.</p>
<p>Try use the gun on the unmanned drone. This way when you get them 10 meters apart, the gun on the unmanned drone can kill the terrorist safely in a 7 to 15 metre radios.</p>
<p>Right now you just drop a bomb on them all, Instead of using a gun &#038; using a sound weapon or heat weapon to move them apart. Well, you don&#8217;t use the gun, &#038; if you do, you will kill the civilians. This is the way around that, heat weapon.</p>
<p>They will at least move them 15 to 40 meters apart in 7 &#8211; 20 seconds, that means if they are 7 to 10 meters apart, you can use the gun.<br />
Put the same gun on the unmanned drone as the gun on the Apache helicopter. That gun fire about 6 m by 6 meters, killing anyone in the middle of that 6 meters.</p>
<p>Heat weapon<br />
When they fill pain, they will run as fast as they can, that should give you at least 10 meters distains up to 40 meters. So sometimes you can use a bomb.</p>
<p>Try put 3 heat weapons into the unmanned drone.<br />
Try start a easy system that the unmanned drone can use 3 heat weapons at once, &#038; it can point them in the middle of them forcing them apart.<br />
Even if you only use 1 heat weapon, it will still move them apart.<br />
But if you use 3 heat weapons you could use them to move 20 people right apart.</p>
<p>This will allow you to separate them from each other, leaving the terrorist out in the open. Then once they are 7 &#8211; 15 meters apart, you can use the unmanned drones gun to take them out safely.<br />
So they will be at least 9 meters apart, giving you meters apart to spray bullets at the terrorist.<br />
I would say most of the time they would be up to 40 meters apart. Then you can use a small missile if needed.</p>
<p>Make the gun rotate 360 degrease on the unmanned drone.</p>
<p>If you use the sound weapon it would have to travel a long way/// the troops on the ground could use the sound weapon// but the unmanned drone will be very high up so it mite not work.<br />
so you will only use the heat weapon on the unmanned drone.<br />
I think the heat weapon can work from a massive distance.<br />
So it would be perfect for the unmanned drone. If not fly the unmanned drone lower so it will work.<br />
So only fly it lower if that happens.</p>
<p>The troops on the ground can use sound weapons or heat weapons. That will push all of the people apart.</p>
<p>Terrorist in houses with civilians</p>
<p>Use sleeping gas to flush them outside or to put them to sleep. That&#8217;s if you don&#8217;t want to use stun bombs to keep them secret for a massive war,</p>
<p>Use the sleeping gas to put them to sleep.<br />
This way the terrorist will have to come out or full to sleep.<br />
If they come outside you will have snipers that will take them out &#038; you can use the heat weapon to move them apart.<br />
If they stay inside they will full to sleep.<br />
You can only use sleeping gas, normal smoke will kill them all if they don&#8217;t come out.<br />
But sleeping gas will not kill them, it will put them to sleep.</p>
<p>So it said the Taliban got past your troops outpost thermal cameras sensors, by wearing thin foil sheets.</p>
<p>that&#8217;s easily fixed.<br />
Start to put movement sensors around the bases / outpost.<br />
Just like a sensor lights at your house. If a cat moves, they will go off / turn on. The smallest or slightest movement will set them off.</p>
<p>Even think about integrating that into inferred vision glasses / unmanned drones.</p>
<p>Must make new sensor to get around this Taliban tactic.</p>
<p>Even lasers pointed everywhere</p>
<p>The Taliban put check points of there own on roads,,,,</p>
<p>You must start to put boat style bacons at all your check points,,, so a signal that will go out..</p>
<p>So use your unmanned planes to fly around, when they see a check points &#038; the signal is not there, they can blow up the Taliban fake check points ..</p>
<p>Iraq / Afghanistan<br />
Check points<br />
1.7 meter check points, NO more truck bombs killing 400 people.</p>
<p>WHAT DID I SAY TO DO IN IRAQ.<br />
IF there is a area where there is more then 50 people, put check points all the way around.</p>
<p>No cars can be near a group of more them 30 people.</p>
<p>cameras at check points.<br />
They will get death if seen letting them past knowing they have explosives in the car.</p>
<p>Put cameras at all check points, then see who is letting them past. Death.</p>
<p>Do this.</p>
<p>Also make 99% of check points 1.7 meter high. That will stop check point police letting them past even if they wanted too.</p>
<p>So only 1 road to the markets will have non 1.7 meter check points. If they try turn off, they will hit a 1.7 meter check point.<br />
Know more truck bombs again.</p>
<p>thats just 3 plans that will win the war on its own. there are many more &#038; they are all being planed right now / months ago, to be done right. thats why you think the war is lost. its only just started.</p>
<p>90% of my strategy&#8217;s have not even started yet.<br />
i mean after all, i did come up with 90% of Iraq strategy minimum, &#038; about 99% of Afghanistan.</p>
<p>so everyone should just wait &#038; see. the war is over within the next 2 /3 years, &#038; mass troops pulled out in 5 years, sending all other troops on the borders of Afghanistan, will massive strategy&#8217;s to crush anyone tying to cross the border.</p>
<p>i could be here for 200 hours saying every strategy. so so many, massive strategy&#8217;s. plus, don&#8217;t what to tell them may other massive ideas.<br />
<strong>scott</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Yep, massive.  7 to 10 metres.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[O mankind, thy nature be thy downfall! See, the problem with us humans is our duality and shit, the eternal raging battle between our loftier ideals and our raw, bestial urges. For every word of Baudelaire there&#8217;s at least two thousand glued-shut copies of Razzle littering the hedgerows of Lancashire alone. And nowhere is our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O mankind, thy nature be thy downfall!</p>
<p>See, the problem with us humans is our duality and shit, the eternal raging battle between our loftier ideals and our raw, bestial urges. For every word of Baudelaire there&#8217;s at least two thousand glued-shut copies of Razzle littering the hedgerows of Lancashire alone. </p>
<p>And nowhere is our species&#8217; tragic condition more evident than in these two generous slices of pungent <a href="http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?s=ian+cheese&amp;submit=Search" target="blank">cheese</a>, thoughtfully cut by Randy from some HYS nonsense about some <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/06/what_has_big_brother_taught_us.html" target="blank">telly programme or something</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>There is nothing to which television shows will not sink to attract bigger audiences: Ok, the lowest common denominator is where the action is, tells us a lot about our so-called civilisation!<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>An admirable stance, Mr cheese! But then, having spent all of three minutes drooling through his vibrating Bundy eyeballs at Corin&#8217;s norks, he gets the horn and we see his high horse bolt from under him to dry-hump a Bravissimo catalogue.</p>
<blockquote><p>I hope the female wrestler is a lesbian &amp; make love to the beauty queens &amp; the dwarf will be the voyeur.<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Christ alone knows how he managed it, but if you look at the above post in its original context, you&#8217;ll find it&#8217;s actually stained with gobs of tear-diluted jism.</p>
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