spEak You’re bRanes

It must be great to be as stupid as some of these people. Truly liberating.

Diana represented different things to different people - she was fashionable, young, successful, confident (though this is not the case, bulemic and depressed) - she was portrayed as an icon - she was smart, she used the press to her advantage, something she seems to have passed onto her sons.

I was sad when died, I was sad for Wills and Harry and at the loss which charaties around the world would feel.

But it’s about time the media let her go. There is nothing new to add to her story.

expatclaire inoz, Adelaide, Australia

Smart?? She failed ALL her exams. TWICE. As Stewart Lee has pointed out, this is quite an achievement for someone born into privilege. It takes a really special kind of halfwit to take all that expensive opportunity and education and achieve little more than potty training. Cretin.

Don’t even get me started on “fashionable”. I’ll give you “young” though. She was young for a bit. But she even managed to fuck that up by not wearing a seatbelt. Idiot. No amount of being young and healthy is going to save you from the laws of physics is it? Not that she’d have understood the laws of physics because she was a simpleton. She probably thought seatbelts were for the seats.

People bleat on about her being beautiful too. She wasn’t beautiful. She was a very stupid manipulative woman with all the emotional maturity and intellect of a spoilt toddler and it showed in her awful pointy selfish face.

Oh, and (surprise surprise) her sons are both chinless thickies too. The only reason anyone believes otherwise is because they’re rarely allowed to interact with anyone outside the circle of inbreeding where these sort of choffy imbeciles are considered quite normal.

The Media has to accept much of the blame. not just for Her death but the damage they have tried to inflict on the Royal Family. Remember take the Royals out of the British equation and we are no better than a banana trplublic.

[happybriab123], Ellesmere, United Kingdom

They really are the powerhouse at the centre of our mighty empire.

I’ll keep this short.

Poor Diana, may she rest in peace.
A beautiful human being in body and soul.
As long as I may live, I will remember perfectly the moment when she laid her hand in mine, (that’s how she ’shook’ hands), and most of all, I will recal her deep, bright perfectly blue eyes.
I worked in Kensington & saw her many times there, as Princess, as Mother & as a woman…
Yes, I laid flowers, yes I paid my respects, and yes I cried a lot on the day of the funeral.
Bless You Di.

Leon, Medford, Oregon, USA

Well fucking done you great big pompous fanny.

Ten years ago I was another person in another time and place. I do not wish to dwell on this most horrific of memories that, although I was not acquainted w/Diana, still haunt me to this day.
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Jonathan Granato, Seattle, USA

Get a grip you big ponce.

Not HYS, but so good it had to go in. Apparently, someone phoned C4 with this comment:-

Could you confirm that the teardrop/keyhole logo in the BIG BROTHER “eye” is a tribute or a reminder for the plight of Madeleine McCann? It struck me immediately because it replicates the “defect” in Madeleine’s eye. If not, I think that it must have been put in place prior to Madeleine’s abduction, in which case I suggest a rethink is needed urgently , otherwise I think it is a brilliant piece of publicity. I do hope it is the latter! BIG BROTHER! Looking good!

A couple of submissions courtesy of Hektor who’s been hanging with the Speak Your Brane crew as they come to terms with the death of Boris Yeltsin. Poor bugger.

Thanks for help ending the Soviet threat. Good luck!

Walt K, Corona, California, United States

I’m sure he will be lucky but we should spare a thought for all those less fortunate corpses.

Many of us, here in America, saw him as a forward thinker and an honorable man…He will be missed…I’m certain that if Mr. Reagan was still alive, he’d be crushed that his friend and ours, has passed…Our countries have stood together, in the past, and this American hopes we
will again, and for the long haul…After all, my Aunt Hilda looks much like your Aunt Helga….We are One…
Your American Brother,
Rodney

Rodney, Cleveland

Poor Reagan. I’m sure he would be crushed. Luckily he was spared the pain by dying. And he had no clue what was happening even when he was alive. Alzheimers is probably something of a blessing when you have so much blood on your hands.

Having a bit of a melancholy Thursday afternoon. Perhaps I should have just left Hektor’s comment:-

“I am sure Rodney’s probably on death row, so it’s quite safe to laugh at him”

this man is a very sick and patheticman, i will make a track for those people who died in this very sad event,peace out!!!

sean paul, new york

That’s really excellent news. But you’re going to have to gnash your teeth a bit more if you want to be a contender in the grief olympics. Watch and learn…

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF A WEAK, PATHETIC, FEEBLE MINDED, REPULSIVE, UNWORTHY OF LIVING PERSON.

INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH HIS PROBLEM HE BLAMES EVERYONE ELSE. EVEN THOUGH HE IS MENTALLY ILL. I JUST CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW A PERSON WOULD DO THIS

I couldn’t believe what happened when I was watching BBC 24. I actally cried, I don’t know why, maybe because I’m a student myself and I related to them.
What about all the innocent people that died, THEY DID NOT DESERVE THIS…

Asma Hasnaoui, Chingford

Asma won the grieving.

Had to edit these ones down. Seems that killing Americans causes everyone to add an extra paragraph or two of misty-eyed cliche in an attempt to out-grieve each other.

This sort of thing really annoys me!

A minority of mentally ill retarded people go on a rampage & it ruins it for everyone else!
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Mike, UK

You’re right Mike, it is annoying.

[...] Compounding the situation is the fact that the shooter was from china, another culture where violence is rampant to both humans and animals. [...]
Ruth Eisenbud, Cambridge, United States

Damn immigrants.