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I strongly encourage everyone to visit Bletchley Park because it’s the home of my heroes. Quiet, unassuming men like Alan Turing and Tommy Flowers who won the war for us with their wits and unstinting dedication. And then at the end of the war, they packed up the most advanced technology in the world and walked away, not to talk about it for another forty years for the good of King and Country. That’s dignity. Of course Alan Turing was a bender who never shot a jerry in his life, so what if you need a more accessible hero? Say someone who’s famous for appearing in shit adverts and bitching about the free food he shovels into his ungrateful offencehole? Thanks to Dan for finding the answer.

Mr Winner i coudn’t agree more - i am not very weathly but i will never holiday in this country, only a weekend break. Why would i want to go somewhere where the british public will be? this country has totally lost its charm. We do not understand service , the food is very poor , you will be look after !!! by a 17 year old boy or girl who really couldnt give a monkey’s if you being looked after either that or you will be served by someone who doesn’t even speak your language. It will 99% be raining so you will all ave to stay in the pub whilist every one gets drunk and of course the good old punch ups will kick off around 10pm, someone getting stabbed for good measure…….

I have just returned from Kefolonia in a little fishing village called Fiscardo, i will be going back there next year not Bognor (where that is) thanks very much.

- Charlie Fernihough, london, 31/7/2008 12:11

Dan says it best:

“The pitiful social pretension, the appalling grammar (accompanied by complaints about those who can’t speak English), the pathetic belief that it is “every one” who gets drunk and fights, and just not the fat arsed aggressive Daily Mail reading cunts who think that if they write a letter to Michael Winner they will be classy and on the telly, just like him, despite the fact that they can’t spell “Kefalonia” and apparently believe that they rowed the entirety of Fiskardo all the way back to Britain.

But to sum it all up:

What a cunt.”

Sorry Greece. Look on the bright side, when the sea level has risen enough to drown your homes at least Charlie Fernihaugh will have to find some other country to patronise.

Maggie Jones, bless her, tries so hard with the iylismwdyglt’s:

I’d rather live in a decent city like Cairo where you don’t get knifed and people are polite
than live in this expensive, dangerous London.
Ibrahim, London

Your having a larf ! I’ve been to Cairo, and one thing it is not is decent. People harass you, pickpocketing, begging is rife, filth, smells, anti-westerners……..Ibrahim my friend, there are many airports here in the UK most fly to Cairo, off you go son, no-one is stopping you !
Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

But sometimes she doesn’t quite pull it off:

The Western invaded Muslim countries! There’s not 1 Muslim country that’s not been either intellectually or physically invaded by the West - We don’t want Western style democracy in our lands, we don’t want your troops in our lands, the sooner you move out of our lands I for one will be happy to go!
Mohammed, London

Not to mention all those Muslim countries that have been invaded by brother Muslims, Iraq/Iran, Iraq/ Kuwait, the list goes on, and so should you!
Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

She also sometimes gets confused about what she thinks:

I wonder how many of us would eat meat if we had to kill it & prepare it ourselves. I reckon that 95% of the country would go vegetarian.
Chickens are reared in appalling conditions and suffer a horrendous death just to go on our plate.

They feel pain just like us, and their little short lived lives are worth just a couple of quid, Tesco’s have done themselves no favours here.

Yes I eat meat & so does my husband, but humanity does not exist where there is a profit to be made.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

I just wish she could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!

People are sick of war, too much indiscriminate loss of life, being in Jerusalem you more than anyone should be in favour of talks.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

I very often make bread & butter pudding with my stale bread, it was what my lovely Mum taught me, she taught me to never waste food, so what happens when my niece and friends came the other day looked at my bread & butter pudding and said Yuk !!

After I finally persuaded them to try it, within 5 minutes the dish was scraped clean, and to top it all my niece asked me for the recipe. It all comes down to education at the end of the day.

Its amazing what dishes you can prepare with left-overs.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

If these thugs persist in carrying knives to use in gang fights etc: and their desire is to kill & inflict pain on innocents, may I suggest they go to the front line in Afghanistan & Iraq, to get rid of their venom & anger.

When faced with their own possible death, they might know how it feels to be on the receiving end of madmen who would quite happily behead them or blow them up, fear works wonders for bullies & thugs ! Make it compulsory.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Bring back the Death Penalty, abolish the PC brigade. Cut out all the luxuries of prison, give these thugs the rope, end of story !!

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

But she makes up for all that with an edgy sense of humour. Ask her about binge-drinking, go on, ask her.

It all started with Jesus, turning that water into wine !

(Relax I’m Christian)

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Thanks to Jez for this one from a thread about the “special” relationship.

The UK will need the US again when multicultural Europe fragments, becoming balkanized in the same way that Yugoslavia fragmented, and for similar reasons. We are facing a clash of ideologies in Europe (multiculturalism v the ideology of Islam), which many people believe will end in civil war, just as it did in British India and many other such places when people tried to mix the belief systems in a multicultural utopia. When will people learn the lessons of history?
English Citizen

It might be more pertinent for you to ask “Why don’t I know anything about history?”. And the answer is that your knowledge of the world is gained by staring, open-mouthed, at a 3-word headline (preferably alliterating) followed shortly by a calming picture of some tits.

Thanks to Alice.

It high time the UK people woke up and got rid of this Labour Goverment. There policy is spend spend , as they did in 1970. I really feel sorry for you UK people , because there will be no day light from this mess for ever. The UK will end up a third world country and will now have main problems to face from letting so main people arrive . I left the UK 3 years ago, what i once called my home and moved to Spain. I now have Spanish passport and given my Uk passport . I wish you all the best
Mark Gayden, palma

You’ll always be an immigrant you know. They can spot you a mile off with your stupid, fat, red face.

Thanks to Bob.

The issue here isn’t one simply of crime. It’s the whole general attitude of today’s “yoof” that is the problem.

Intimidation
Lack of respect
Lazyness
Scruffyness
Lack of morals
Filthy language
Poor diction

None of the above things go through the courts, but they all influence how we perceive today’s youngsters.

When will those in power realise that you can’t decide policy from looking at pretty graphs and statistics - you actually have to get out there amongst the filth!!

Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom

You’re one of those massive men with squeaky voices aren’t you? And the eyelashes of a cow? The sort of person who writes a letter to the council because your neighbour doesn’t keep his wheelie bins lined up straight against the wall. You work in public sector IT “support” but spend most of your time making squeaky, smug excuses like “Well, I could reset your password but not without a ‘Credential Change Request Form - CCF-ISG-CCR01′”. You have your own little corner that nobody else likes to go near in case they get a querulous lecture on how the tomato is actually a fruit. You actually think that you’re funny and that wearing a bowtie makes you look sophisticated and intelligent. Cock. They’d fire you if they thought they could prise you out from where you’ve got wedged behind that desk.

Thanks to Trish. Will 42 days detention help in terror investigations?

The destructive animals who perpetrate this heanous crime, should be allowed no privilages, no sympathy from mis-guided statesmen, and no mercy.

Any foreign creature involved in the plotted deaths of Westerners ought to be put out of their own misery, humanely, and not fawned over by stupid and naive politicians.
English Braveheart, ENGLAND

Yeah. Best keep it humane.

These were the most recommended comments from “Should there be greater understanding between religions?”. Check out this shower of hypocritical cunts demonstrating “how to tolerate the muslim bogeyman”.

The problem is that it is all one way traffic. Muslims expect the Christian West to bend to their will whilst persecuting and marginalising Christians in the East. eg In Indonesia, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia etc.

When they start building Cathedrals in Saudi Arabia then we’ll know that they want real dialogue.

Mike, Liverpool

It seems to me that most Christians don’t have a problem with Muslims - it is Muslims that have a problem with everyone else.

Giles, London

Where are the Churches in Saudi Arabia?

What understanding and tolerance of other faiths is there in Muslim countries?

Elizabeth Philips, Halifax, United Kingdom

I think that the moslem scholars should have addressed the letter to their own leaders.

Islam appears to be far less tolerant to Christianity than Christians are to Moslems.

Atom John, Derby, United Kingdom

Muslims demand an one-way-tolerance.
Islam is a bigger thread to the freedom of thinking than communism ever was.

Heiner Merz, Stuttgart, Germany

Beats me. You kill a few hundred thousand of them in an illegal war, you arrest them and hold them without charge, torture them, murder their children and generally treat them as subhuman but are they grateful? Are they fuck. If anything, more of them seem to be falling in behind aggressive lunatics promising Jihad against the west!

I’m not sure what to suggest to improve the situation. Perhaps you should watch a scaremongering documentary about some one-eyed fundamentalist fruitcake with hooks for hands and use it to explain why all 1.5 billion muslims are backwards, intolerant lunatics. That might help.

As with the rest of Iraq, once the UK/US forces are removed, religious murder and social cleansing will be stepped up to an UNIMAGINABLE SCALE.

It will only ESCALATE throughout the nation, and cause MORE US deaths. HOPEFULLY, this will get OUR troops pulled out, too.

Nice going, Iraq! You could have turned this tragic war into a fully modernized, rebuilt, expertly equipped nation. Instead, you kill each other for god.

Good show ……

Doug Thoms, NYC, NY, United States

Come on Iraq! Turn that frown upside down! We’ve given you the perfect opportunity to modernise your country by blowing up all your old stuff, so let’s see a bit of ENTHUSIASM.

“Should road charges pay for better transport?”

Let’s force all public officials (From PM down to townhall clerks and traffic wardens) and all environmentalist groups travel exclusively by public transport.

That will sort out congestion everywhere in no time at all.
Max Sceptic, Stratford-upon-Avon

I read this and thought “The environmentalists probably do already”. Then I found this in “How do you get to work?”

I avoid public transport as much as possible.
Max Sceptic, Stratford-upon-Avon

I think I have the perfect solution. We could put you inside a mirrored cube and then, whilst you gaze lovingly at your own reflection, drop you into an oceanic trench where you’ll never again have to put up with sharing your tiny universe with anyone else. You selfish whining shitbubble.

I am rather ashamed to admit this, but I was so desperate to get money to pay off all my other debts, I lied to get a loan. When I received a letter from my bank saying I could apply for a £25,000 loan, I thought what the heck, I will give it a go. I never thought they would say yes! They asked me what my occupation was and how much I was making, to which I replied £23,000 a year - a lie. I am angry now that they let me take out that loan because if they had checked my bank statements they would see that I was on income support, and that my bank account at that time was well overdrawn. And I have been left to struggle to pay back £427 a month back! I am still on benefits and I hardly have any money left at all.
Susan, London

I’m welling up here, I really am, this is going to keep me awake at night, or maybe I’m lying as well?