spEak You're bRanes

Can wotsit re-energise thingy or something?

“mods – why was this comment rejected?
I do not believe that this comment breaks any of the forum rules
[Locutus_of_Borg], St. Davids Pembrokeshire, United Kingdom ”

Locutus – they frequently abuse their power in this way. And they haven’t got the decency to explain why, either.

(Bet this one gets rejected!!)
[Quartus45], Bradley Stoke

It makes me want to spit. Winston Churchill and Enoch Powell didn’t fight in Flanders fields just so that half your whining could be judged too boring to be published on a site dedicated to boring whining.

Tell you what, squire, tell you what’s got me peppering me kecks. That CERN malarkey up in Sweden. Or is it Swaziland. They press a button, literally press a button, and IT BLOWS THE WHOLE WORLD UP. What kind of idiot thought that was a good idea then? Clearly not a religious one:

this experiment is a complete waste of time. we cannot destroy the whole earth, only God can.
Grace, London

Part of me hopes they succeed in the experiment you think they’re trying to perform, because the mental image of you hurtling through the void still clinging to your life-size crucifix is so endearing.

Why was this ‘built’ underground? Simple, it does not exist. It’s a big con.

It’s the same reason India/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don’t exist and they never have existed. FACT!

Hollywood and the people behind Hollywood (the rich elite race) came up with the propoganda to fool the ‘Sheople’. They’ll keep taking your money though to fund their lavish lifestyles.

Philip Coalman

Everything “built” underground is a lie, it’s true. The Bakerloo, Central and Northern lines are all ficticious and water is brought to your taps by Enchanted Cats (with buckets). Don’t ever dig a hole deeper than 9 foot, in case you break through into Shangri-La and Madame Blavatsky curses you to only ever spout bollocks. Believe me, I know.

By the way, anyone wondering who he means when he blames everything on “the rich elite race” I’m pretty sure it’s not the jews, so don’t go calling him an anti-semite, OK?

if it proves that there is no god and religion can finally be exposed as the fraudulent war mongering pointless activity it really is; then it can only be a good thing.

i doubt this will be published because it’s not a bbc/labour approved thought AND i doubt if they DO prove the universe was created by science, not god, “the powers that be” won’t let something like that out will they now?

THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!!
badger fruit, resistance hq, United Kingdom

Richard Dawkins, it’s an honour to see you posting on HYS.

Sorry but this LHC is a pile of rubbish the been working and saying this for years and were still here its Nazi realy the idea of i dnt now lets see BLOWING UP THE WORLD they shud be straight jacketed or some thing really im 14 in year 10 and it going round my school hazelwick pupils a going mad i dnt think it the best of ideas who wants to blow up no really answer me that wat ever this is it should be blown up not a big bang how ever the world started it finished so there you go frm a 14 yr old
chelsea age 14, Crawley uk

When Chelsea isn’t writing rebuttals to All Of Science, she can be found drawing hearts and pictures of polar bears where her Maths homework should be. And her English homework. Especially her English homework.

If this experiment can open doors to other dimensions for us, wouldn’t it lets beings from other dimensions invade our one? If this is true shouldnt we wait untill we are equiped with more developed weapons before we experiment?
Liam, Brighton

It’s worse than you think, Liam. Nuclear bombs have been proven not to exist, so our weapons aren’t even as developed as we think they are. If I were you I’d kiss my ass goodbye and hide under my Deep Space 9 duvet. You might just have time for one last wank over Seven of Nine.

Thanks to Stewart, Catherine, Mary Ann and Ben for spotting these logical black holes.

Do you ever suspect that you might be the only conscious being in the universe? Perhaps the whole thing is just a big simulation, designed to fool you (and you alone) into leading a depressingly mundane life of no consequence? Should Gordon Brown continue as party leader?

The usual method used by the BBC to socially engineer the HYS comments is to hold back comments they disagree with and post them much later. Because they appear according to their time stamp this means they are buried amongst hundreds of other comments pages before. Some manage to rise but most sink without notice

Its interesting that because they cannot use this technique they have resorted to blatant removal of undesired (eg immigration multiculturalism) comments that become prominent
[Montaradave], UK/US, United Kingdom

The BBC moderators are sat around a table right now, weeping with frustration and muttering “How did he guess??”. They’re debating whether they can allow your important and dangerous comment to remain. If they remove it, it looks bad. If they leave it there, others might glimpse the truth. They see no way out. You, Montaradave, have finally won the internet.

I propose a new category of “Moderation Martyrs” for [iceagecometh], whose opinions are too real for the PC “B”BC. Like the following comment on Georgia. What a shame we will never be able to read it.

So why are we denied comment? The answer is simple, political, religious and ideological abuse ordinary people and children.
[iceagecometh]

Censorship has driven him to drastic measures, like posting his opinions on a BBC Have Your Say thread on expensive cities, far from the prying PC gaze of the BBC:

Nowaday’s discrimination is a one-way path. If you’re indigenous british, male, heterosexual and athiest, you have no chance of justice, including the right to haveyoursay.
[iceagecometh]

Now I know why it’s your posts that are disappearing.

I have no doubt that the chinese people are bombarded by political propaganda, as we are by an undobtedly socialist “b”bc. So what’s the greatest abuse, internet access in china or denial rights in the UK?
[iceagecometh]

Our denial rights are not being respected. Need proof? Well, they never publish common sense commentary like this:

It’s multiculural london that’s more likely to be beyond revival. What the rest of us need is adequate immigration control, and UK legislation that doesn’t allow our judiciary to make “judgements” that gives protection to imported criminals and illegal immigrants.
[iceagecometh]

Or this:

So why is this comment awaiting “moderation”?

[... he pasted the comment above in again here ...]
[iceagecometh]

Perhaps you should flag your comments with some sort of gold star, just so they know that your latest bit of aggrieved, racist snivelling is more urgent than the other 3,932 selfish bumsquawks awaiting their attention.

Depressing stuff, so here are some rousing words to end with:

For the sake of children everywhere, let’s haveoursay.
[iceagecometh]

We’d love to, but you know quite well that we can’t.

Thanks to Richard. Someone by the name of Raze has been experimenting with the BBC’s joke thread.

The BBC ‘have your say’ page has a thread about jokes.
as a test of the pc bbc I have made a number of posts with the following results.

My Irish joke was posted
My scotch joke was posted.
My George Bush joke was posted.
My jewish joke was posted (surprised by this)
My sexist men are idiots joke, published.

However my gollywog joke was rejected and my joke about mosliems was also rejected
who would have guessed ?

Next they’ll be making you let all your slaves go.

Can anyone explain what this strange man‘s opinion on the use of “rape” as a “weapon” of “war” actually “is”, or why he didn’t put “wives” in “inverted commas” too?

Whislt we all abhorr rape it’s completely ridiculous to classify rape as a tactic in “war”. The only groups that have demonstrated use of women as a tactic in “war” have been terrorists, supported by their wives.
[iceagecometh]

Answers on a “postcard” to:
spEak You’re bRanes
P.O. Box 1523
Londonistan W12 6LA
Cloud Cuckoo Land

This comment has nothing to do with this news item. I object to the vast number of my “have yoursay” comments that are still “awaiting moderation”.
[iceagecometh]

They’re trying to achieve “balance”. They can only publish yours when they get one from Gandhi, Jesus or Obi-wan Kenobi to balance it out.

The solution is simple, extend our immigration laws to include and ensure deportation of every illegal immigrant and the immediate family of any non-indigenous parent who has produced the home-grown terrorrists. The costs of treatment will always grossly exceed the costs of treatment.
[iceagecometh]

And don’t forget, if you really want to get the best out of your terrorists, pinch them out to encourage bushing. Once they begin to flower, start feeding them with a formulated terrorist-feed. If you water them frequently and keep them free from slugs, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t continue to enjoy homegrown terrorists until September.

What’s the point in commenting?

Probability is, you people won’t bother to process the comments.

You accept comments and then bin them on a whim without publishing them.

Such is HYS.

Go to hell.

Colin, London

The trouble, Colin, with writing a post bemoaning the fact that it will never be published is that when you’re right, no one will ever know but when you’re wrong… Well, you just end up looking like a cock.