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All Kyle achieves is belittling mentally unstable people by wheeling them out into a public forum and berating them with his high and mighty attitude.

He plays at being a righteous mediator who seems to acts at being disgusted with their depressing life situations. While underneath he is undoubtedly grinning with glee at how lucky he is to have unearthed yet another story to exploit.

Horrid stuff!

lee, germany

I’m trying to think of reasons why this blog is any better than the Jeremy Kyle show but I can’t. Oh well.

Shows like Jeremy Kyle provide a balanced environment in which people in turmoil can air their views. This is a much better plateau for discussions, confrontations and arguments than in regular life as guests are also offered counselling, paternity tests and lie detectors, which the majority of people would not be able to afford.

To call the show “bear baiting” is ridiculous, Jeremy Kyle is not there to antagonise arguments, but to help individuals and find resolution. However, people are not used to the frank manner in which he speaks as often we are subjected to rather “sugar coated” shows such as Trisha.

Sara, Portsmouth

I’ve never actually seen the show and yet, somehow, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you’re talking out of your fat, pimply arse.

Wish I could afford a lie detector. Imagine an end to the everyday mystery of “who farted?”.

LONDON is the capital and the Queen lives there, and the houses are expensive and theres so many homeless it’s unbelievable, and the traffic, well that takes the mick!

R A, United Kingdom

R A, you should be a travel writer.

I met Princess Diana when she opened Newlyn Fish market in Newlyn Cornwall. She said to me that it smells here and also i am wearing more ear rings than her.I had 3 in at the time.

Nigel Major, Penzance Cornwall

Straight down the line. Nice one Nige.

Sorry. Real life and stuff.

I’ve got a few submissions from people in the queue. Will get them up soonish.

Also, I found this thread on the HYS site that filled me with joy. It’s all about Blair and, now that he’s not Prime Minister, the comments are all sane. It’s almost as if the freakshow is a co-ordinated band of BNP supporters whose leaders have now herded them towards the next set of targets. The result will restore your faith in human nature. A week ago it would have been pages of incoherent squawking about his record on wheelie-bins and immigrants. Now the “Recommended Comments” attack him for his brutal crimes in Iraq and suggest that he should stand trial. Hooray.

To be honest I am amazed Blair is still blabbering on about nothing and someone hasn’t assasinated him.

[Emulated], Bournemouth, United Kingdom

I wish they’d give you a job reading the news. You could do it in a dressing gown, smoking a fag.

there is nothing wrong with breastfeeding in public, i mean it is not as if the woman in question is going to bare them completly or spread them on the cafe table, how on earth could anybody object. I have seen breastfeeding over the years (friends & relatives) and i personally cannot think of anything more natural, Though i must say when i was a kid my aunt would send me for a “loaf of bread” and on my return she would be feeding my baby cousin. Anyway the point is please be discreet (which most feeders are) and people who object strongly need modernising (or turn your backs or leave the situation).

gary burton, wigston, United Kingdom

Tell us more about this “loaf of bread”. It’s a euphemism for taking a dump on a prostitute isn’t it?

By fining people who drop litter, we’re telling them it’s ok to drop litter if you’re rich.

By making offenders pick up litter, preferably in an embarrassingly high-profile area, we’re making a better statement.

Richard Lee, Wolverhampton, United Kingdom

Brilliant idea. We could make them wear someone else’s dirty pants on their head and wear trousers with no arse in. There could be a whole TV channel devoted to it. Channel 5 maybe.

She was the peoples girlfriend.

hugh morgan, london

A drop of honey in an ocean of piss.