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Thanks to James. Concerning the recent Irish referendum.

This is verging on the obscene: If Ireland was a woman this would be attempted rape.

No means No.
ScepticMax

What would it be if Ireland was a reluctant male Orangutan? Attempted, bestial, bum burglary? What about if Ireland was a bun who said “no”? Would it be an attempted bun-icing? What about if Ireland was a woman who said “go on then”, but you popped some rohypnol in her drink anyway and then poked gingerly at her norks with a chopstick after she passed out? Just imagine it for a moment.

Thanks to BigValen for this from the Irish Independent.

Europe planted the seeds of the great Tiger and now we the cubs have grown up and this is our thank you, by voting no? i say YES
Ireland vote YES or it really is another dustin for us
anyway China and India are catching up vote NO and our cubs will be emigrating to Xinjang and Rajasthan and the likes for work.
Musliminireland

YES. Ireland needs to water its tigers and use some sort of fungicide or else the next generation of tigers will be tiny tigers covered in potato blight and then you’d get overrun by Chinese tigers who were much bigger and better qualified and wear smart jackets. Vote NO to.. hang on. What the actual fuck are you on about?

Remember back when some big-cheese Hezbollah type got killed by a car bomb? Israel denied all involvement, I think their exact words were “Hahaha! Us? We have the best boom-toys in the region, what would we want with amateur shit like car bombs?” Anyway, HYS went completely haywire and they all started borrowing opinions from Hamas. First off - car-bombing = teh sex:

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Well done to the bombers. It will only delay further militant inspired bloodshed for a very short while. Militant islamic terrorists will only regroup and start murdering for Allah again. Security in the area has always been tenuous at best. This is the same justice that Hezbollah meets out to others for far less reason, so it is fitting that it be treated in the same fashion.
Walt K, Corona, California, United States

Did that man just say “Well done to the bombers”? Well don’t go congratulating Arabs too soon Walt, because, as with everything else, the Jews were clearly behind it:

This is excellent news. If this was carried out by the Israelis, then congratulations to them on a job well done. The terrorists have to know that they can be killed no matter where they are hiding.

Aussie Pride, Cronulla, Australia

And then of course there’s the sickos:

“They sow the wind, and they reap the whirlwind.”

Excellent news! Wish I was there to see it happen.

Murali Suppayah, Klang, Malaysia

Are you that cunt who keeps telling everyone you meet to read Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”?

Thanks to Steve. I think it was from a debate about fuel prices but it could easily have turned up in one about “The Apprentice” or something. Is that really worth watching? I saw an episode of a previous series once and thought that everyone on it, without exception, was a horrible, grasping, stupid prick. Ah, I’ve just realised why people watch it.

Well this was the radical greens agenda make the west live in caves with scam taxes based on lies whil they in turn arm the terroists farc as reported in usa with facts from a captured computer and was admitted by a green radical in aust ,solar power is another con i have and its usless ,the communist greens will be happy that their comrades are keeping fuel high .
melanie, sydney

Steve adds: “I like to imagine that her fingers are always typing the stuff that’s running through her brain and that just for a second she moved into a position where there was a keyboard under them and this tiny snippet of the greater monologue was captured.”

And then somebody wheeled her away for her bath.

Thanks to Carl for this from the “underage drinking” page. I think he’s found the Australian Irvine Welsh.

iam 15 yrs free? with the grace og god , from my chronic alcoholism of which nearly killed me ? i am awaiting my day in court to highlight the dangers of alcohol , and to bring justice against the alcohol industries regarding there produce of which costing the nations billions of pounds on the NHS ? my medical records my story of how i was couphing up blood ? through my chronic illness ? but was sent home from my local irh hospital with know help ?
peter campbell, greenock

Thanks to Angel for this one from Times Online. It’s a restaruant review as far as I can make out and doesn’t have anything to do with Lauren, her mother, support or messages of support.

hello ,i am a teacher in a boys school in Dublin ,Ireland and we read about Lauren the young girl who cared for her mother at home .The boys were so moved by her efforts that they wrote individual letters of support to her with messages of support ,how do I get them to her ?
anthony o flynn , dublin 6 w , ireland

You could try pasting them into random text input fields all over the internet?

Thanks to Simon for this. Not sure which thread it was from but I don’t think that matters.

Dear Ma’ams

I see your point just as you see mine.

There is no room for discussion,life goes on as it always will.I don’t want to discuss with small brains like you, either!(in your short-breath asthmatic language).What can you say?All bred of servile puppits happy to serve.Put your GB up you know.You can’t test any more bombs in Oz-test them on Glasgow.

What about God?You forgot,little eating mouths!He’s still there.

You can play little games but beware the great bear-it will sweep away your childish Tornados and Vulcans in 20 minutes..but you’ve seen it on Hollywood.

Little oxygen absorbing soft tissue creatures with small ungodly brains.

Court U later from behind
Ffilip

It’s not often I find a post on HYS that I completely agree with.

Thanks to Laura. I’m mainly posting pictures today.

Where it suits, dictators are angels. Where it is not, they are swirling worms. Yes. Burma has immense sub-sea oil reserve and gas. It is disaster time now. Don’t wrangle on your isms. Help people. Win hearts. If not, trap shut. There is always the Buddha to smile upon the Burmese people. The Triple Gem. The Light of Asia. To feed Burma, the Irawady is eternal. She will feed her children in rain or shine. If you want to give, give. If not, the Elephant and Dragon is by the side of Burma. Enough!
Silent Monk, India

Thanks to Anya.

Why are western people so obsessed with the whole human right thing in China?

You live there or what?

Chinese people feel happy and satisfy in China and do not wish the country turn into a place that:
you have to be aware of everything when you walk alone at night; teenage crimes on the newspaper (like everyday?); students can carry guns to school; bias, evil-minde medias everywhere.

If you like it here, keep it to yourselves.
Laura H, london

You have to hand it to these oppressive regimes, they certainly keep the trains running on time.

Thanks to Tom for finding this one over at Metro. It’s from an article about a dog that got onto the electoral register.

I like the way it slowly builds from a really dull anecdote into a mildly incoherent rant until the sudden mention of a talking dog triggers an explosive finale.

Last week I was watching the so-called Britain’s got Talent, a young girl about 13 went on stage with her female friend, I can’t remenber her name. Anyway, the young girl’s friend, Mrs Dogs, dance a free dance, all the audience were even emotioned, they were so amazed that all the judges voted 3 yes for the DOG, so the next round, it will be dogs competing people.
Lets guess the Dog win the competition, the queen will be entertained by the highly talented thing of 2008 in Britain: A DOG, nobody has got much talent as that DOG.

One day scientists will genetically create a DOG speaking like the one in Man in Black movie. They will be compared to mankind.

IT IS HELL ON EARTH, PEOPLE!!! WAKE UP, OPEN YOUR MIND, WOMEN ARE ALREADY EQUAL TO MEN, NEXT STOP IS ANIMALS EQUAL TO WOMEN, which means to MEN, WHAT A SHAME!!
Elie Ngandu, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

Feeling better? Purged? Like an empty sock?