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This blog post is thanks to Exix, who followed a hyperlink from a Facebook group to this Daily Mail article. Isn’t the internet marvellous? Anyway, this collection of fartstains see “sick echoes of the country’s fascist past” and decide they want some too.

What were the people on the beach supposed to do, pack up and go home ?
Unlike the victims, they had probably worked long and hard to be able to afford their brief holiday.

david Kendall, st Helens

It’s the white people I feel sorry for. They always have it harder than dead gyppos left to rot in the heat of an Italian summer.

Don’t worry they can all come hear, free council housing & benefits , then they can con Rob & steal from us..good on the Italians they have got the guts to tackle these awful people.

John, Coulsdon England

Poor Rob.

I’m, in no way, condoning what Italy is doing, but these people are parasites. They need to get educated and employment and assimilate into civilized society. It’s year 2008 for God’s sake.

Olga, Los Angeles, USA

These people. THESE AWFUL PEOPLE! What we really ought to do is put them and all their squalid little children on a big boat, set fire to it and sink it. Then if they can still swim on fire, shoot them, and make THEM pay the bill. Not that I’m condoning that sort of thing.

A country wanting to clear out illegal immigrants? How dreadful, the UK should be doing this.

Nige B Pudsey

I bet you don’t holiday in the UK. What about BRITISH beaches, covered in decomposing immigrants, thanks to this mad Marxist government?

When can we expect their arrival at Dover?

Mick B, Essex

Why does it always have to be all about you?

Maggie Jones, bless her, tries so hard with the iylismwdyglt’s:

I’d rather live in a decent city like Cairo where you don’t get knifed and people are polite
than live in this expensive, dangerous London.
Ibrahim, London

Your having a larf ! I’ve been to Cairo, and one thing it is not is decent. People harass you, pickpocketing, begging is rife, filth, smells, anti-westerners……..Ibrahim my friend, there are many airports here in the UK most fly to Cairo, off you go son, no-one is stopping you !
Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

But sometimes she doesn’t quite pull it off:

The Western invaded Muslim countries! There’s not 1 Muslim country that’s not been either intellectually or physically invaded by the West - We don’t want Western style democracy in our lands, we don’t want your troops in our lands, the sooner you move out of our lands I for one will be happy to go!
Mohammed, London

Not to mention all those Muslim countries that have been invaded by brother Muslims, Iraq/Iran, Iraq/ Kuwait, the list goes on, and so should you!
Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

She also sometimes gets confused about what she thinks:

I wonder how many of us would eat meat if we had to kill it & prepare it ourselves. I reckon that 95% of the country would go vegetarian.
Chickens are reared in appalling conditions and suffer a horrendous death just to go on our plate.

They feel pain just like us, and their little short lived lives are worth just a couple of quid, Tesco’s have done themselves no favours here.

Yes I eat meat & so does my husband, but humanity does not exist where there is a profit to be made.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

I just wish she could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!

People are sick of war, too much indiscriminate loss of life, being in Jerusalem you more than anyone should be in favour of talks.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

I very often make bread & butter pudding with my stale bread, it was what my lovely Mum taught me, she taught me to never waste food, so what happens when my niece and friends came the other day looked at my bread & butter pudding and said Yuk !!

After I finally persuaded them to try it, within 5 minutes the dish was scraped clean, and to top it all my niece asked me for the recipe. It all comes down to education at the end of the day.

Its amazing what dishes you can prepare with left-overs.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

If these thugs persist in carrying knives to use in gang fights etc: and their desire is to kill & inflict pain on innocents, may I suggest they go to the front line in Afghanistan & Iraq, to get rid of their venom & anger.

When faced with their own possible death, they might know how it feels to be on the receiving end of madmen who would quite happily behead them or blow them up, fear works wonders for bullies & thugs ! Make it compulsory.

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Bring back the Death Penalty, abolish the PC brigade. Cut out all the luxuries of prison, give these thugs the rope, end of story !!

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

But she makes up for all that with an edgy sense of humour. Ask her about binge-drinking, go on, ask her.

It all started with Jesus, turning that water into wine !

(Relax I’m Christian)

Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Thanks to Sally.

From a Telegraph.co.uk article, “Dumpster diving with the freegans: Why pay for food?”.

Soon we will have dumpster wars with the Mafia taking over the prime sites and the foreign illegal immigrants controlling their pitch and having the cream de la cream and leaving only rotting garbage for the Brits to pick through
jock

You paint a truly terrifying picture of the inevitable future. By the way, who is it that’s throwing away all the food that’s in the dumpsters? Hybrid gypsy-foetuses? Gigantic metal muslim robo-clerics? Our new pterodactyl overlords?

Gronk strong caveman. Gronk live in nice cave. Gronk’s property values through the fucking floor since all these foreigns moved in.

How is your petty fiefdom changing?

Things are getting more expensive, and anything “fun” is regulated down to the last detail. New York is nothing more than a predictable, crowded, corporate playground. I’m also noticing more Islamic veils, which is never a good sign for any civilization.

PK, NYC

Always behind the curve, PK. They’re not Islamic veils, they’re “fun shrouds.” Peel one off and you find a naked woman who dispenses crisp, clear Budwesier from nipple taps. It’s their way of saying sorry for regulating your “fun” cross burnings out of existence.

Salford (yes it is a city!) has changed so much over the last 3-4 years, it is now more like an African city than an English one, so huge has the rate of immigration been recently.

Looking forward to all the posh BBC employees moving up to Media City (titter!) in a few years, I’m sure they will love the feral chavs that make up the the other half of the population!

Alan Walters, Salford

I’m sure that every immigrant hanging from the axle of a fruit lorry for eight weeks to make it through the channel tunnel is just dreaming of the utopian life waiting for them among the glittering beauty of Salford. Imagine their disappointment when they discover it’s full of people who use the word “titter” with a straight face.

Basically, the white urban underclass has been displaced by a vast influx of every race and culture under the sun. The city itself is much improved in every sense from the early post-Thatcher grimness of the early 1990’s. But we have lost out I feel to uncontrolled immigration - it has utterly eradicated the old white working class. Where they have gone, I don’t know but they aren’t in the city anymore. Now its Poles and Africans and Asians. You really do feel like a tourist in Leicester ..

Chris Gavin, Nottingham, United Kingdom

I don’t know where the white working class actually is, but from the sheer volume of racist bile on HYS I can be reasonably sure that they’re still as numerous as before, and wherever they are it’s got broadband and a ready supply of the Daily Mail. I have a tiny hunch that just maybe with increasing wealth they’ve fucked off to the suburbs, but then “the white working class is doing alright for itself” doesn’t give you anyone but yourself to blame for not joining them.

Also, just a point of note but when you’re in Leicester and you come from Nottingham, technically you actually are a tourist.

More from the thread that might as well have been titled Bulls: tell us how you really feel about red rags, an assortment of twats.

In Switzerland the Muslims are not allowed to build mosques, as they do not fit within european culture.

They are told to practise their religion in underground car-parks and disused factories.

The UK has much to learn.
Swiss Hawk, Interlaken, Switzerland

Also all that jewish gold is very un-european, that’s why they only let it congregate in their vaults. On the other hand, they let Joy Pattinson use the internet without her carer, so actually I think we’ll call that one square.

Im proud to be Scottish and British and i am getting tired of having to apologise for it, If religions want to interpret their readings then they can do and pay for it themselves. I am sick to to the back teeth of having to bow down to the Muslim faith, every other faith in Britain has to go into hiding when god forbid, the Muslims feel put upon.

Ps, i don’t have a religion, it causes more problems than it fixes.

John McGoldrick, Whitburn, United Kingdom

I stepped on a Muslim’s toe yesterday and Westminster Cathedral rolled up into a ball like a woodlouse. You should have seen it. Also, there’s no need to apologise for being Scottish. We know you can’t help it.

Why should British taxpayers foot the bill for this? In my opinion religion should be a personal choice and not the business of the state.I honestly think that this labour government has lost touch with the public.
Robert Grant, Oviedo, Spain

Well you know what they say, a prophet is never recognised until he fucks off to a different country but carries on whinging about the conditions at home.

“This stupid gay bishop situation shows that the Christians are just as intolerant as muslims.” [Peter_Sym], Nottingham 18 Jul 07:56 GMT

‘Peter_Sym’! Are you an apologist for the gays? Or gay Bishops? Or Muslims? Perhaps you’d like to be an apologist for paedophiles.

Most on the board who’re ‘anti-’ the proposal are right and for the right reasons! Learn!!
Captain In-the-Dock, Lost ‘n’ Found in Britain

‘Captain In-the-Dock’! Are you a bellend? Or a cockgobbler? Or a small bean regarder? Perhaps you’d like to know the gentle, velvety touch of a builder’s scrotum on your tongue.

Definitely not! Give my country back!
david tutt, chatham, United Kingdom

You fool! The Imams will have your hands for such insurrection! If we’re quick I can smuggle you out of Chatham but it’s such a Muslim stronghold that I think the only way we can do it is to hide you in a burkha and make a run for it while everyone’s distracted with salah. The border will be tricky but I think I know a guy who will let out one white man for every three terrorists he waves in.

Thanks to John. “Should the government fund Muslim scholars?”

One word NO i work in Japan my wife is Japanese when i am there i do as someone here as said, when in rome do as the Romans do, the Japanese like this way as well.I think Japan as got it right no to Muslim ways and you dont see many over there as well i dont go over as a Englishman when there i obay there laws they dont bend backwards for us why should we I AM PROUD ENGLISH GUY do as our law says stop giving in you spineless goverment with whats his name Brown yes thats it the worst ever
steve, wigan

I’m guessing that your wife is either astonishingly thick or else can’t speak English. Otherwise she’d be able to tell that she married someone astonishingly thick who can’t speak English.

Read this and you’d assume Watermelon Smile is just a romantic left-wing teenager with a Che Guevara poster and an inadvertently racist name.

I only hope Cuba is allowed to retain her self determination and that the evil USA does not construct this as some opportunity to enact her longheld aim, which is to invade and conquer. Viva la revolucion!
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

And weird ideas for an ‘Angel of the South’

A white marble anglo-saxon dragon!

Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

But then David Davis resigns…

Good man! Rise England, rise!
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

And his view of Cameron’s Britain seems to fit

Not much different - new boss same as the old boss - what we need is a BNP governement, so that people’s real concerns can be addressed, or at least a mainstream party that will start to recognise these concerns and thereby halt the otherwise unrelenting advance of the BNP.

Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

And he seems to think there’s some kind of backlash on the way.

I think it’s disgusting. This government blatantly legislates against the interests of the indigenous people of these islands on every front. This will only fuel a nationalist backlash.
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

I believe there is a national socialist backlash brewing in this country. This latest raft of New Labour nonsense will only add more fuel to the fire.
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

At this point I’m unsure as to whether he’s a serious Brixton nailbomber-type one-man paramilitary unit, or if he just puts on records of marching soldiers and tries to tug himself off in time to them. But then I read this post on Sharia and decided to laugh and not cry:

Most definitely not! Methinks the South will rise again. How long before the “terrorist” threat is from the English trying to regain their own land?
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND

I’m afraid “the South” doesn’t mean the same in Britain as it does in America. They can take our lives, but they’ll never take our cappuccino machines and sun-dried tomatoes!

The old Sharia law moron-baiting session again. Naturally more iylismwdyglt’s, but with some rather imaginative variations:

Our country is already far too multi-cultural as it is without letting them have their own legal system, if they want sharia law i will gladly drive them all to their local airport.

Paul Day, Peterborough

I love this. I love how his ideal scenario involves him having to give 1.5 million people a lift with all their luggage. Petrol’s expensive these days, you know.

Please, NO. If any part of sharia law is incorporated into our law I will be emigrating on the next plane out.

This is taking over the country by the back door and I do not like it. Enoch Powell was right, if sharia law is adopted, I am sure the backlash would be greater than the riots in Oldham and elsewhere.

Would the last white Englishman to leave, turn out the light.

emigrating, Dukinfield

I started off against Sharia, but then I read this post and was instantly sold. Imagine! Something as simple as allowing religious laws for mediating minor familial disputes could be enough to get the self-righteous, racist, constantly-griping “indigenous population” to leave the country for normal people. I just worry for the Costa del Sol.

Is this “will the last to leave please turn out the light” a quote from something fucking hilarious by the way? Does anybody know? Or is it just a catchy phrase that racists say to each other when they have a piss-up?

There are many athiests in the UK who want less religious docterine in our lives but are in favour of social charters. I feel victimised by all this religious clap-trap.

Bring back serious punishment for serious crimes….some people cannot be reformed and this statement is supported by terms like ‘repeat offenders’ or ‘career criminals’….these terms should never exist.

Stop using religion as the leader in moral fibre.

An Athiest, Greenock

He opposes Sharia but just loves brutal punishments. Someone should tell him about the chopping, whipping and stoning. He’d probably be right on board and force himself to emigrate.

I have lived in Sharia Countries since 1977. I know hundreds of Muslims very well and their common aim (100%) is that Islam will take over the world by any and all means available. They must be thanking this Judge for bringing that day closer.

[ExpatQ], Chepstow and Doha,, Quatar

Something tells me that ExpatQ has mistaken the desire of Muslims (100%) to kick him in the nuts with a desire for world domination.

I am shocked to hear something so unwise suggested by someone who no doubt considers himself so important.

The Wrath Of Khan, Fleet Of Particular Justice

You must be new.

Thanks to Andy. Something about “Doctor Who”.

The doctor dies and returns as a black, gay, transexual, vertically challanged, doctor who has recently converted to Islam.

Well I’m sure that’s how the pc BBC would really like it.
Politically Incorrect

Soon there’ll be nothing BUT short, black, gay, transexual muslims on our television. You couldn’t make it up! Unless you were a heron’s fishy fanny.

I always forget what a goldmine of cretins newssniffer can be. This is the stuff that’s actually too nonsensical, irrelevant or downright racist for HYS.
Should internet domain names be opened up?

How about this for a domain name.

HowToGet50GrandBenefits@ImATerrorist.boom

Salford Scally

That’s very clever, but I don’t think anyone would want the domain name ‘.boom’.
What should be done to improve parenting skills?

Time has come to anhiliate pakistan and bangladesh from the map of the world… the muslims need to be punished…they have lost their license to live

Mohammed Pork, Mecca, Pakistan

It’ll make geography lessons that little bit easier at least. I suppose that’ll be good for the kids’ morale. Incidentally, I wonder if the Muslims have looked down the back of the sofa.