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	<title>spEak You&#039;re bRanes &#187; Racists</title>
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		<title>Indigenous Loser</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Michelle. How do you follow a pun like Londonistan? It&#8217;s a tricky one, right? Rolls neatly off the tongue, and everyone knows instantly what you&#8217;re getting at. But you can&#8217;t just rest on your laurels and spew out derivative shite like &#8216;Bradistan&#8217;, you&#8217;ve got to keep racist humour moving. So first thing you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Michelle. How do you follow a pun like Londonistan? It&#8217;s a tricky one, right? Rolls neatly off the tongue, and everyone knows instantly what you&#8217;re getting at. But you can&#8217;t just rest on your laurels and spew out derivative shite like &#8216;Bradistan&#8217;, you&#8217;ve got to keep racist humour moving. So first thing you need is a town with a sizeable and prominent non-white population. There&#8217;s Leicester for a start, but nothing springs to mind. Oldham? Birmingham? Preston? Ah fuck it, can&#8217;t be arsed. Work backwards. Punchline first, Muzzies later. It&#8217;ll be fine.</p>
<blockquote><p>Blackpool is aptly named as it will soon be comandeered as a permanent &#8216;new town&#8217; to resettle incomers and ensure that the sharia can be practised without interference from the indigenous losers , formerly known as &#8216;The English&#8217;.<br />
<strong>MAN IN MOSQUE ( Don&#8217;t shoot the messenger!)</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Well, I&#8217;ll give you a C+ for effort at least, but now you&#8217;ve put the idea in my head, a spot of shooting&#8217;s just <em>way</em> too tempting.</p>
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		<title>Darwinian Psycho</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/08/16/darwinian-psycho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news, writes Sarah Boseley on her Guardian blog. Recent trials have shown that hundreds of thousands of children&#8217;s lives could be saved each year in Africa and Asia with vaccines that Westerners take for granted. And guess what? The G8 is committed to doing just that. No-brainer, innit? Ah, except there&#8217;s a problem, see. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good news, writes <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/sarah-boseley-global-health/2010/aug/13/vaccines-millennium-development-goals" target="blank">Sarah Boseley on her Guardian blog</a>. Recent trials have shown that hundreds of thousands of children&#8217;s lives could be saved each year in Africa and Asia with vaccines that Westerners take for granted. And guess what? The G8 is committed to doing just that. No-brainer, innit?</p>
<p>Ah, except there&#8217;s a problem, see. Because the G8 is also committed to treating and preventing HIV and AIDS in Africa and Asia, and &#8211; curse you, cruel God! curse your balls! &#8211; there&#8217;s only so much money that the world&#8217;s largest economies are willing&#8230; sorry, <i>able</i> to spare in order to save the lives of poor brown people.</p>
<p>So where does the money go? On the one hand, reducing child mortality would ordinarily be an absolute priority for any civilised nation. On the other, diarrhoea lacks the glamour of AIDS.</p>
<p>But wait, says koushixinfei: we&#8217;re asking the wrong question. We shouldn&#8217;t be worrying about <i>which</i> preventable diseases to treat in the developing world, but <i>whether</i> we should be treating them at all.</p>
<blockquote><p>The economics doesn&#8217;t work. Save a child in Africa now and in 20 years you have another 3 to 5 to save, you need to price that in. A vaccine which saves a child for 10 USD today, will imply another 30 &#8211; 50 USD in a generation. Pestilence and Civil war is the african choice to manage population growth. I&#8217;m not sure we should be imposing science and engineering on them, any more than they should impose pestilence and civil war on us. And yes, it is us and them if you are going to use the language of &#8220;donor nations&#8221;.<br />
<b>koushixinfei</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, this saving lives thing is all well and good, but in this post-ideological age, surely pumping billions of dollars into helping people who &#8211; let&#8217;s be brutally honest here &#8211; contribute nothing to the global economy is just a bad investment?</p>
<p>And who says they want to be helped? We have our medicine and technology and infrastructure, they have their disease and child soldiers and rape. We should respect their culture, fucking leave them to it, save the money for other things. Like rats, power tools and Huey Lewis and the News CDs.</p>
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		<title>Brown Eye</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 09:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to thank Tim for sending us this. On the face of things, it&#8217;s all about Aborginal kids starving to death in rural Australia. But in reality, it&#8217;s all about Collin Brown. And may I say &#8211; wow. I mean, wow. It&#8217;s almost admirable how racist Collin has managed to become. Here&#8217;s a man [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to thank Tim for sending us <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/children-found-starving-in-rural-australia-2043566.html">this</a>. On the face of things, it&#8217;s all about Aborginal kids starving to death in rural Australia. But in reality, it&#8217;s all about <a href="http://disqus.com/collinbrown">Collin Brown</a>. And may I say &#8211; wow. I mean, <i>wow</i>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s almost admirable how racist Collin has managed to become. Here&#8217;s a man approaching critical mass &#8211; in the Large Hadron Collider of race relations, Collin is one man who&#8217;s been bombarded with too many Muslons, and at some point probably copped an Africon to the temple. When I read his anal dribble, I feel like I&#8217;m watching White Beauty escape majestically across the fields, shouting racial epithets and &#8220;It&#8217;s science! It&#8217;s for their own good!&#8221; as he goes. And then, just as I&#8217;m about to put the cunt out of my misery, I feel Nelson&#8217;s hand on my arm&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, Dizzy. Let this one go.&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p>I derive no satisfaction in pointing out using empirically derived data that proves beyond doubt, that Sub Saharan Africans (black people) have a very low IQs compared to many. But being aware of this data, accepting this data as factual, is at least a starting point to properly helping Africans. If we continue to pretend that we are all equally smart, Africans will not receive the help they truly need.</p>
<p>If my forthrightness makes me a race-hating-bigot in the eyes of liberals, so bit it &#8211; it is a price I&#8217;m willing to pay, to make a real change.<br />
<b>Collin Brown</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Oh. I see. Yeah, very, er, &#8216;forthright&#8217;. I could see how people could easily confuse that with racism, but on closer inspection, it&#8217;s not racist &#8211; Collin doesn&#8217;t <i>hate</i> Africans. He just pities them with science and shit. After reading Collin&#8217;s posts, I&#8217;m starting to see the benefits of keeping them doing manual labour and breeding them. If only someone had thought of this a few hundred years ago. They could have built a country.</p>
<p>Collin doesn&#8217;t feel good about this absolutely true and empirically derived situation &#8211; on the contrary, the burden of this knowledge weighs heavily on his shoulders. The way he bears this cross is practically heroic. Clearly, this man is a fucking <i>saint</i>. Benevolent pity is the only realistic way forward. Feeling sorry for the poor bastards who had the misfortune to be born closer to animals than to God&#8217;s glorious shade of pristine-white-or-maybe-slightly-pink-depending-on-the-season is a <i>much</i> better approach than anything we&#8217;ve tried so far. Most importantly, it&#8217;s not hatred. No &#8211; that would be racist! After all, you don&#8217;t hate horses for being horses, do you? That&#8217;d be silly! Also, horsist.</p>
<blockquote><p>Being born in a stable, doesn&#8217;t make one a horse.</p>
<p>British Muslims, &#8211; can there really be, such a thing? Maybe in a civic sense &#8211; but a Muslim is a Muslim and no amount of political correctness will change their DNA into British DNA.</p>
<p>If 10&#8217;000 Muslims moved into a corner of a British city they, (as a policy among Muslims) will only spend their money within their community &#8211; a system known as (Black Money) They will shop at major supermarkets but they wont spend money with British tradesmen and small retailers.</p>
<p>As a result, long-established British business dry-up owing to a severe drop-off in trade which of course leads to: job losses.</p>
<p>Jewish people? Hmm, OK. You did ask, so here goes.</p>
<p>Atheistic Jews (non-religious-Jews), lack many Semitic features that characterise a Jewish person. Semitic Jews are not the Jews, that people constantly criticise. Atheistic &#8216;Jews&#8217; &#8211; such as Peter Mandelson, look ordinary &#8211; void of a Semitic (orthodox, Palestinian-look). It is these (select) &#8216;Jews&#8217;, who insist on countries having anti-Semitic laws (not to protect Semite Jews, but to stem criticism of their business practices from coming under scrutiny). Atheistic ‘Jews’ claim to be a people &#8211; not a race &#8211; a statement which in part, is true. However, this claim does not hold up because Atheistic (internationalist, high-flying &#8216;Jews&#8217;, are essentially European ‘Jews’ -(Bolsheviks) &#8211; the architects of communism &#8211; void of many Semitic features.</p>
<p>Atheistic &#8216;Jews&#8217;, (in the strictest sense), are not really Jews at all. A portion of them make up part of the international elite who influence and control politicians around the world. The &#8216;Jews&#8217; who do this, are universally disliked not for what they are, but for what they do.</p>
<p>Orthodox Jews &#8211; on the other hand – Semites are a peace-loving race who believe in keeping themselves to themselves. Off course there are many, Semitic descendants in this world with Jewish names, who have no aspirations to impoverish the lives of ordinary people for self-gain.<br />
<b>Collin Brown</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, man. I don&#8217;t mind telling you that after reading all those facts, I have a tingly feeling going on in the crotch area. It&#8217;s brilliant &#8211; the scent of a rose that blooms once every thousand years. You just don&#8217;t get this quality of racism nowadays. The study of the Jew! British DNA! That kind of stuff extends my phenotype, if you know what I mean. I start picturing beautiful, pristine white British DNA being attacked by some kind of multicultural radiation. Koranium or Judaenium or something. And the only thing that stops it is a suit lined with&#8230; oh, I don&#8217;t know, Griffonium? Yeah, Griffonium.</p>
<p>But if you thought Collin was just about disjointed race-based thinking, then you thought wrong. He&#8217;s also all about the curse of Gay. And again, Collin doesn&#8217;t resort to base emotions like hatred &#8211; the recourse of liberals and Marxists everywhere. No, he uses reason, and his objections are not raised to stop you from having equality &#8211; heaven forbid &#8211; but to save you from a <i>major</i> social faux pas&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>For heterosexual married-couples departing a hotel after a 7-day stay, it is quite common for either party to announce one, of the two, exit phrases:</p>
<p>(1). My husband and I, would like to checkout &#8211; please.<br />
(2). My wife and I would like to checkout &#8211; please.</p>
<p>How, I ask, will same-sex &#8216;married&#8217; couples phrase their exit announcements, not to mention introductions. Imagine, (as a newly &#8216;married&#8217; SSC) attending a cocktail party (for business reasons) as a man having to introduce everyone to your new husband &#8211; or for that matter, as a female, having to introduce everyone to your new wife?</p>
<p>Is this really, what same-sex couples want? As a SSMC, will both of you &#8211; (emotionally-speaking), be able to live up to your new-found status or, will you revert to &#8216;reticent-mode&#8217; when straight-couples look upon you in a somewhat quizzical fashion?<br />
<b>Collin Brown</b></p></blockquote>
<p>You didn&#8217;t think about that, did you, you selfish fuckers. In your drive for &#8216;equality&#8217;, you forgot that you could, on occasion, confuse people at business-related cocktail parties. Just <i>imagine</i> the look on your line manager&#8217;s face when you introduce your same-sex husband as your husband over a plate of cheeses on sticks. Can you picture the look of searing pain across his face as he tries to work it out? Well, then. Lesson learned. Now we can save him all the pain of reconciling that in his poor, overheated brain. Did I mention that in this fantasy your line manager is black? He&#8217;s black.</p>
<p>Enjoy Collin Brown to the fullest. He&#8217;s a dying breed &#8211; after all, the nearest he gets to reproducing is the crusty sock he keeps under his pillow next to the well-thumbed copy of <i>Mein Kampf</i>.</p>
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		<title>1), 2), 4), 3)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HomoSafari. It&#8217;s like dipping your face into a bucket full of shit and razor blades marinated in lemon juice. There is nothing racist or fascist about: 1) wanting to maintain one&#8217;s cultural heritage 2) opposing the undemocratic and expansionist New European Empire 4) opposing immigration scams 3) wanting an ecologically sustainable level of population Your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/users/HomoSafari/comments"><b>HomoSafari</b></a>. It&#8217;s like dipping your face into a bucket full of shit and razor blades marinated in lemon juice.</p>
<blockquote><p>There is nothing racist or fascist about:</p>
<p>1) wanting to maintain one&#8217;s cultural heritage<br />
2) opposing the undemocratic and expansionist New European Empire<br />
4) opposing immigration scams<br />
3) wanting an ecologically sustainable level of population</p>
<p>Your &#8216;lefty&#8217; insults are pathetic.<br />
<b>HomoSafari</b></p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;d just like to add:</p>
<p>9) something something indigenous white working class<br />
d) wankburger<br />
Я) islamofascism</p>
<p>So that&#8217;s the immigrants and the socialists told good and proper, then. Good job. Who else would you like to blame?</p>
<blockquote><p>This is what misandric feminist bigots have wanted all along, to destroy the male role in society and the fraudulent &#8216;liberal&#8217; media have colluded with them.</p>
<p>I am glad that I am the &#8216;wrong&#8217; side of 40 and old enough to remember when men were not subject to institutionalised so-called &#8216;positive&#8217; discrimination.<br />
<b>HomoSafari</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah. The good old days. When men were men and when you were still a massive gobshite. </p>
<p>Funny. I read <b>HomoSafari</b>&#8216;s impression of Britain&#8217;s cultural heritage &#8211; the one where everyone&#8217;s a vicious, misogynistic, selfish racist with views on homosexuality so offensive they get censored within two minutes of being aired &#8211; and I&#8217;m not exactly peeing my pants to want to save it. In fact, it has directly the opposite effect &#8211; it makes me want to stick needles sideways up me Jap&#8217;s so I&#8217;ll in no way be in danger of contributing to its continuation.</p>
<p>Oh, wait! He&#8217;s not done! Keep reading kids, because I&#8217;m <i>sure</i> this is going to be worthwhile.</p>
<blockquote><p>Indeed and male graduates with good typing skills are more likely to be rejected. After I graduated in 1990, I took RSA classes, gaining the relevant qualifications in typewriting (on a proper typewriter &#8211; remember them?) and word processing, but I still found myself at the receiving end of anti-male discrimination when it came to seeking employment.<br />
<b>HomoSafari</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Alternatively, you could explore your massive personality defect as a cause. Remember, it&#8217;s not discrimination if you&#8217;re just some kind of cunt.</p>
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		<title>I Am Sigbrit&#8217;s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 06:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although it looks more like a hilarious tear-soaked pillow of hubris since his invitation was rescinded, Nick Griffin&#8217;s call for things to ask the Queen at yesterday&#8217;s garden party is, in fact, a bucket of curdled pomposity. If you manage to put your hand in there without being sick, you&#8217;ll be rewarded with a fistful [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Although it looks more like a hilarious tear-soaked pillow of hubris since his invitation was rescinded, <a href="http://www.bnp.org.uk/news/tea-queen-your-suggestions-required" target="blank">Nick Griffin&#8217;s call</a> for things to ask the Queen at yesterday&#8217;s garden party is, in fact, a bucket of curdled pomposity. If you manage to put your hand in there without being sick, you&#8217;ll be rewarded with a fistful of semi-congealed racist throat slime.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what Chris pulled out&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Your Majesty, we have met before, remember me?&#8230;. I am the lion that stands on your crown, I am the Dragon that is the spirit of your nation, I am the sword that rose from the lake and was given to Arthur, I am the blood that runs through your nation&#8217;s veins, I am the breath that your nation breathes, I am the morning mist on the downs, I am the heather on the moors, I am the sun that shines on the Dales, I am the mountains of caledonia and Cymry, I am the white cliffs of Albion, I am the beat of the Morris man&#8217;s bells, I am the sound of the pipes over the hills, I am the snow that falls on the meadows. I am the soldier who fought for you, and you father, and your father&#8217;s father, and his, I am the Gesith that stood on Senlac field, I am the wise old man you met when you were young, I am the young man your great grandchildren will meet, I am the ghost of the past, and I am the future&#8230;. Remember me now?&#8230; Your Majesty?<br />
<b>Sigbrit</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Sigbrit, we have met before, remember?&#8230;. I am the rapidly descending silence every time you walk into a room, I am the pretty Somali girls who laughed at you on the bus, I am the modern world that makes you shit your silly pants in fear and confusion, I am the weird smell of rotting dog food that you leave behind when you do, I am your parochial bafflement at exotic foodstuffs such as &#8216;sizzling beef in black bean sauce&#8217;, I am the look of disappointment glued permanently to your mother&#8217;s face, I am your grandchildren&#8217;s crippling embarrassment, I am the ghost of your past failures, and I am your dismal future&#8230;. Remember me now?&#8230; Sigbrit?</p>
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		<title>Sorry Grandad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Malcolm. Some tedious bell-end, this time in the Derby Evening Telegraph, flogging the old bend-the-struggle-against-Hitler-round-to-fit-racism horse again. RECENTLY, we commemorated the 70th anniversary of the Dunkirk evacuation. For many veterans, the memories of the carnage have been difficult ones. A number of veterans said that, had the invasion not been repelled, Great Britain [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Malcolm. Some tedious bell-end, this time in the Derby Evening Telegraph, flogging the old bend-the-struggle-against-Hitler-round-to-fit-racism horse again.</p>
<blockquote><p>RECENTLY, we commemorated the 70th anniversary of the Dunkirk evacuation.</p>
<p>For many veterans, the memories of the carnage have been difficult ones. A number of veterans said that, had the invasion not been repelled, Great Britain would be speaking German today.</p>
<p>No disrespect to our war dead, but I am now finding it increasingly difficult to understand the many foreign languages now spoken in Derby.</p>
<p><strong>Dennis Monk</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I bet not many of them are German though, are they? I love how these idiots always imagine the worst thing about living under the iron grip of National Socialism would have been having to do a relatively easy language in school. Yeah, so a few people get enslaved, tortured and gassed but <em>I</em> have to spend an hour or two a day clearing my throat. Who&#8217;s the real victim?</p>
<p>Plus think how many other ways we&#8217;re disrespecting the war dead. They gave their lives for our freedom not to be a racist batty-crease, but Dennis Monk is still a racist batty-crease. I&#8217;m sure someone somewhere once gave their life for our freedom not to push racist batty-creases from Derby into wheat threshers, but if there was one and Dennis Monk was looking the other way, I&#8217;d still be sorely tempted. Makes me sick thinking about it. Hypocrites.</p>
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		<title>Wrong Curtains</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Ste for finding &#8220;growingtomp456&#8243;, who has got all wet-knickered over the idea that France might make it illegal to wear strings of onions a burka or niqab. He goes on a bit so I&#8217;ve edited him down through judicious use of the words &#8220;blah&#8221;, &#8220;barble&#8221;, &#8220;massive&#8221; and &#8220;turdgobbler&#8221;. Well done France for [... [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Ste for finding &#8220;growingtomp456&#8243;, who has got all wet-knickered over the idea that France might make it illegal to wear <del datetime="2010-07-14T13:48:31+00:00">strings of onions</del> a burka or niqab.  He goes on a bit so I&#8217;ve edited him down through judicious use of the words &#8220;blah&#8221;, &#8220;barble&#8221;, &#8220;massive&#8221; and &#8220;turdgobbler&#8221;.</p>
<blockquote><p>Well done France for [... blah blah barble blah blah ...] If the Muslims don&#8217;t like it they can go back to countries that have Muslim as their traditional [... blah barble blah massive turdgobbler ...] </p>
<p>Another reason why I think this new law is great. It will help with the terrorism issue. Many terrorists these days are Muslim. Furthermore, it will also help to get rid of the sick people which will cover their face in a veil, pretending to be a Muslim when really they are a peadophile. [... barble barble blah ...]<br />
<strong>growingtomp456</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Fucking paedo terror-fiddlers with their fucking paedo wank-curtains.  Where will this end??  Am I safe just because I&#8217;m over 18?  Must I live in permanent fear of slot-eyed burkapedes and jiggly-cassocked priests??  How can I trust anyone whose penis I can&#8217;t see??!?  </p>
<p>Might have to go for a lie down.  I&#8217;ll leave my cock out so you can check I&#8217;m not masturbating furiously.</p>
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		<title>The Twat Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 08:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered if you&#8217;re a bastard? Ever wondered if, when you leave the room, people call you a twat behind your back? Well, fate has now designed a simple test &#8211; the asylum seekers freezing to death in a truck test. Remember, your responses will be weighted against those of normal, reasonable people with at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wondered if you&#8217;re a bastard? Ever wondered if, when you leave the room, people call you a twat behind your back? </p>
<p>Well, fate has now designed a simple test &#8211; the <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article7131348.ece">asylum seekers freezing to death in a truck test</a>.</p>
<p>Remember, your responses will be weighted against those of normal, reasonable people with at least three picograms of compassion.</p>
<blockquote><p>Should have requested asylum in France.<br />
<b>M x</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Oooh. So close, but sorry, <b>M x</b>, you failed. I gave you bonus points for not actually <i>saying</i> it&#8217;s their own fault, but I&#8217;m afraid that you lost them all again because you&#8217;re shit.</p>
<blockquote><p>So, the &#8220;migrants, thought to be Afghans&#8221; can speak &#8216;broken English&#8217;, competently use a mobile &#8216;phone and tell a heart-rending story about a child losing consciousness.</p>
<p>But, they don&#8217;t realise that a refrigerated truck gets cold. How strange.</p>
<p>No doubt &#8220;their lives will ALL be in danger&#8221; if deported. How unusual.<br />
<b>Bob Smyth</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Damn right.  In this massive, complicated web of deception they constructed in order to get into England and steal your wheelie-bin, they were smart enough to pull this &#8216;nearly freezing to death&#8217; stunt in <i>France</i> where the funeral costs are actually 8% lower.  They&#8217;re crafty little shits and no mistake.</p>
<blockquote><p>They are not immigrants they are economical migrants and should be called such if they where true asylum seekers then by law they should have claimed asylum in the first county they came too.</p>
<p>But wait the Uk is no where near there, it must be for the benefits the sooner we crack down and stop benefits to foreigners the better.</p>
<p>Where is the nasty Tory party Labour keeps going on about, will some one not rid us of this culture of giving everything away to foreigners and treating English people like scum?<br />
<b>Top Cat</b></p></blockquote>
<p>They certainly are economical migrants. You can&#8217;t get travel much cheaper than locking yourself in the back of a freezer truck, can you?</p>
<p>By the way, you all failed the test.  Your punishment is to be locked in the back of a refrigerated lorry and driven to a country where you barely speak the language or understand the culture. England, for example.</p>
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		<title>Yeah But No But Yeah</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/05/24/yeah-but-no-but-yeah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 10:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit Openbook for all your facebook-status-to-yell-at-the-world needs. Liberal Conspiracy tried out &#8220;I&#8217;m not racist but&#8230;&#8220;. I tried it with &#8220;not racist but&#8221; and &#8216;paki&#8217;*. POLICE ARE GOING AROUND CLUBS AND PUBS SAYING WE CAN&#8217;T WEAR OUR ENGLAND TOPS FOR THE FOOTIE AND GOTTA TAKE DOWN OUR FLAGS AS ITS UPSETTING PEOPLE THAT DON&#8217;T COME FROM [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Visit <a href="http://youropenbook.org/">Openbook</a> for all your facebook-status-to-yell-at-the-world needs. <a href="http://liberalconspiracy.org/2010/05/18/are-police-really-trying-to-ban-people-from-wearing-england-tops/">Liberal Conspiracy</a> tried out &#8220;<a href="http://youropenbook.org/?q=%22not+racist+but%22+&amp;x=30&amp;y=15&amp;gender=any">I&#8217;m not racist but&#8230;</a>&#8220;. I tried it with <a href="http://youropenbook.org/?q=%22not+racist+but%22+paki&amp;x=51&amp;y=18&amp;gender=any">&#8220;not racist but&#8221; and &#8216;paki&#8217;</a>*.</p>
<blockquote><p>POLICE ARE GOING AROUND CLUBS AND PUBS SAYING WE CAN&#8217;T WEAR OUR ENGLAND TOPS FOR THE FOOTIE AND GOTTA TAKE DOWN OUR FLAGS AS ITS UPSETTING PEOPLE THAT DON&#8217;T COME FROM HERE! NOW IM NOT RACIST BUT, THIS IS TAKING THE PISS! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY AND WE NEED 2 MAKE A STAND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT BE HERE! WOULD YOU REMOVE YOUR TURBAN OR BURKHA BECAUSE IT UPSETS ME? THOUGHT NOT, IF YOU AGREE POST THIS AS YOUR STATUS. IF ANY PAKI TOLD ME TO TAKE MY ENGLAND SHIRT OFF I WOULD SPLATTER HIS PICKAXE NOSE&#8230; </p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s very easy to make fun of people who aren&#8217;t racist but, but I think we might be misinterpreting the phrase. To a layman, it seems like &#8220;I&#8217;m not racist but&#8230;&#8221; is a rubbish pre-emptive justification for saying something massively racist in an age where it&#8217;s unacceptable. But to the insider, it&#8217;s just a social formality, like &#8220;I&#8217;m fine thanks&#8221; when you&#8217;re sobbing uncontrollably and a little bit on fire. &#8220;I&#8217;m not racist but&#8230;&#8221; is probably just how racists clear their throats.</p>
<p>*Oh and what with prejudice being collective and everything, it works even better <a href="http://youropenbook.org/?q=%22not+racist+but%22++pakis&amp;x=0&amp;y=0&amp;gender=any">plural</a>.</p>
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		<title>Racist Twat</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/05/21/racist-twat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 08:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not that we&#8217;ve exhausted our supply of clever and imaginative titles &#8211; we have an EU quota &#8211; it&#8217;s just that sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade. Or something. Anyway, Olympic mascots. Bit weird, fair enough. Bit off the wall, yep. Bit of an odd stain around the groin area on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not that we&#8217;ve exhausted our supply of clever and imaginative titles &#8211; we have an EU quota &#8211; it&#8217;s just that sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade. Or something. </p>
<p>Anyway, <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article7131093.ece">Olympic mascots</a>. Bit weird, fair enough. Bit off the wall, yep. Bit of an odd stain around the groin area on one of them, okay. But I&#8217;m sure the kids are going to love them, right?</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;According to Ali, aged 10, they are “weird and cool, and they remind me of aliens”. Zaynab, 11, loved the “bumps on the head that are like the Olympic podium”.&#8221;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want to appear crass or in anyway dismissive of these lads&#8217; opinions, but isn&#8217;t it a little odd that with us being in England and all&#8230; these committees never seem to consult anyone English?<br />
<b>Byron Roberts</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, because unless you consult people with names like Bill, or John, or Dave, or Nick, then opinions mean fuck all. <i>Especially</i> if they&#8217;re kids, and <i>especially</i> if you&#8217;re desperate to direct your ire and all the blame at someone, but you&#8217;re having difficulty finding someone brown to fit up for it. They were designed in Britain? Oh, well&#8230; hold on, Ali and Zaynab? <i>Brown people???</i> How <i>dare</i> they go around asking <i>brown</i> kids what they think of decent, hard-working <i>English</i> stuff!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m guessing that when Byron reads the news, he doesn&#8217;t so much as read as scan for foreign sounding names so he can try out new ways to say racist things without sounding racist at all. I used the same trick here. See if you can spot how I did it:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not being crass or in anyway dismissive, but these kids with the foreign sounding names should fuck off back to where they came from.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>It works! That didn&#8217;t sound racist at all! Byron has much to teach us: by cleverly substituting the word &#8220;racist&#8221; in that comment that starts by declaring you&#8217;re <i>not</i> a racist, you can fool people into thinking that you&#8217;re crass and dismissive, instead of the racist dogfucker you are.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not into having sex with dogs, but I do think that there should be a law that requires all dogs to wear stockings, suspenders and silk knickers.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I read that and I think the author likes having sex with dogs. But with some clever word play&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to sound all nanny state or anything, but I do think that there should be a law that requires all dogs to wear stockings, suspenders and silk knickers.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Now I&#8217;m far too busy thinking that the author of that comment is in favour of the nanny state, and haven&#8217;t even thought about the second part where he suggests a law sexualising dogs! </p>
<p>If only someone had come up with this before the election. We could have had the BNP government we&#8217;d always dreamed of, just by swapping a few words around. </p>
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