spEak You’re bRanes

Thanks to Alex.

The UK will simply change political elite. The undercurrent of hatred, tribalism and conflict caused by cramming far too many people from utterly disparate races, into a small space will continue. We need real change, not more of the same and I’m sorry to say it, but a swing toward the hard right is the answer for this country under the current set of circumstances.
Diesel Dog, United Kingdom

It’s nice that even the most hardened right-winger understands that their position basically boils down to “As long as I’m alright, fuck everyone else”. If only the HYS crew were smart enough to realise that they’re actually “everyone else”.

Nothing like a thread on Mugabe to bring the amateur Mark Thatchers out of the woodwork.

As I said months ago, Mugabe will do whatever it takes, to stay in power.
Rick McDaniel, Lewisville, TX

If only we’d listened! Quickly, you need to alert someone important of these razor sharp insights. How about posting them on a website full of confused, prattling dullards squawking their fear of everything that doesn’t come sealed in foil, with a picture of their mum printed on it?

I think enough has been seen and heard to assume that most people want a regime change. The next election will obviously tell us nothing newand we have heard from the top of the Zanu PF party that they will not give up power no matter what the voters want.

So - what are the African and European states going to do?

I for one would chip in for a mercenary force to topple this government - it would not be very hard.
Jimbo, London

I love the idea of this guy going round Oxford Street shaking a tin: “Few coppers for a good cause mate? Yeah, we’re gonna raise an army and overthrow an African government. Nah, Zimbabwe actually. Thanks mate.” He probably thinks you can buy a mercenary force from Clinton’s cards.

Thanks to Joe for sending me this one in March or something. No idea what it’s about.

God revolutonary !
Maybe I wont vote National Front after all.
Tim Married ( to a woman )two kids worked everyday since I left school
Taxed to death and becoming a minotity !
*TIM*, CHELTENHAM

Sounds nasty.

Thanks to Alan who sent me these ages ago. They’re from a forum thread discussing “Woman’s Hour”. Let’s laugh at the racist.

I find in homes and garden an item on a ’sherpa’ gardner, in fashion and beauty an item on the paisley shawl design (what a great opportunity for the BBC to promote the view that evrything British was introduced by immigrants *laugh*), ‘work’ has a feature on ethnic minority women. Food, surprisingly one has to go back a year and a half to find ‘Diwali sweets’ although they managed to introduce a more recent Islamic food item with ‘Fruits of the Maji’ in the run up to Christmas! Dont worry I am sure another one will be coming up very soon! There are several ‘Islamic’ items in the history and art sections under ‘Treasures of the British Museum’ - again the BBC focuses on what Britain has ‘borrowed’ (everything is thanks to immigrants and foreigners blah blah blah)
flamingreen

Others failed to find the same bias in the show but she has an answer to everything.

I havent had time to spend going through the entire archives as she has done, since I am not paid to do so, but as I pointed out she is taking a very ‘narrow’ view of what constitutes ‘Asian items’ looking only at thos ewhich are overtly Asian, while I include the more subtle ways the BBC tries to get its message across, such as the earlier discussed paisley shawl issue
flamingreen

This is one of my favourites, from the 5Live forum.

<<My father could have TB.>>

And how has he caught it?

Just in the last few weeks I have been alert to immigrants who are coughing a lot, and have noticed there seem to be a disproprotionate number who do! yikes [...]
flamingreen

Yikes! Let’s hope they don’t roll you up in a carpet and whisk you off to Arabia to be one of the Sultan’s wives!!

Thanks to Chloe.

Who cares if clothes are ethically made or not? Who cares if children in India are getting paid pennies for making items sold in the UK? These people know no better and to them it is normality, just as somebody living in London and working in the City 5 days a week for a poultry £30,000 a year would consider such a routine normality or the “real world”.
Who’s to say that such practices are “exploitative”? The BBC denotes this in their report. Its the free market at work and long may it last.
D, London

Can anyone explain what this strange man’s opinion on the use of “rape” as a “weapon” of “war” actually “is”, or why he didn’t put “wives” in “inverted commas” too?

Whislt we all abhorr rape it’s completely ridiculous to classify rape as a tactic in “war”. The only groups that have demonstrated use of women as a tactic in “war” have been terrorists, supported by their wives.
[iceagecometh]

Answers on a “postcard” to:
spEak You’re bRanes
P.O. Box 1523
Londonistan W12 6LA
Cloud Cuckoo Land

This comment has nothing to do with this news item. I object to the vast number of my “have yoursay” comments that are still “awaiting moderation”.
[iceagecometh]

They’re trying to achieve “balance”. They can only publish yours when they get one from Gandhi, Jesus or Obi-wan Kenobi to balance it out.

The solution is simple, extend our immigration laws to include and ensure deportation of every illegal immigrant and the immediate family of any non-indigenous parent who has produced the home-grown terrorrists. The costs of treatment will always grossly exceed the costs of treatment.
[iceagecometh]

And don’t forget, if you really want to get the best out of your terrorists, pinch them out to encourage bushing. Once they begin to flower, start feeding them with a formulated terrorist-feed. If you water them frequently and keep them free from slugs, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t continue to enjoy homegrown terrorists until September.

Naturally Israelis and Palestinians stopping slaughtering each other for a couple of minutes to catch their breath was received as bad news on HYS. But I like this comment. I like how he thinks the idea of all human lives being equally valid regardless of race is PC gone mad. It starts off with Arabs being equal to Jews and then what? Women being equal to men? Jews being equal to people? Dancing collie-dogs? You couldn’t make it up!

The next phase of this “deal” will see the release of Gilad Shalit in return for hundreds of Hamas “militants”.

The pc mantra that has often been reiterated on HYS, is that 1 Palestinian life is worth as much as 1 Israeli life.

Nevertheless, Nasrallah has been trading the remains of dead IDF personel in return for live Hez. terrorists.

Why do Hamas & Hez set such self-devaluating exchange rates?

rens wez

You don’t understand Rens. It’s called ’supply and demand’. Israel has lots more Palestinian prisoners available, so the price falls. Hamas only has one Israeli on sale, so the price goes up. It’s really very interesting if you read up on it.

Thanks to Alice.

It high time the UK people woke up and got rid of this Labour Goverment. There policy is spend spend , as they did in 1970. I really feel sorry for you UK people , because there will be no day light from this mess for ever. The UK will end up a third world country and will now have main problems to face from letting so main people arrive . I left the UK 3 years ago, what i once called my home and moved to Spain. I now have Spanish passport and given my Uk passport . I wish you all the best
Mark Gayden, palma

You’ll always be an immigrant you know. They can spot you a mile off with your stupid, fat, red face.

Thanks to Oliver. I think this one is about whether or not we should withdraw our troops from Afghanistan. You know, the peace-troops trying to bomb Afghanistan into being peaceful. Not the war-lords, we don’t support them. Well, sometimes we do. But anyway, we’re THE GOOD GUYS. The BBC says so.

“Once more, unfortunate women will be exposed to the bizarre theocratic & violently misogynistic Taliban rule: honor killings & stoning executions, acid in unveiled faces, & pre-adolescent girls married to & raped by “husbands”…”
rens wez

Dont cast stones. Look at the problems the UK faces - street crime, rape, robbery, fraud, knife attacks, i could go on and where are the troops trying to sort out this problem in OUR OWN backyard? Sort ENGLAND OUT FIRST

Ridiculous!
Think before you write Brigade, london, United Kingdom

This is one of those fights where I want both sides to lose. A bit like watching “Alien vs Predator”.

Actually, its more of an everlasting playground skuffle where neither side is smart enough to realise that they’ve already lost. A bit like watching “Jeremy Paxman vs Andrew Marr”.

Thanks to Jim. These are some of the most recommended comments in a thread about the military. Guaranteed to be full of angry pricks who want to drive BIG TANKS.. BRUM BRUM! BOOM!

“Under the plans the number of combat-ready troops would be reduced by 20,000.”

With around 6 million Muslims currently living in France and the number of Muslims in Europe rapidly rising, is this really the time to be cutting back on troop numbers?
Aussie Pride, Cronulla, Australia

You know what you are don’t you? You’re a slutty tiger’s worn-out fanny.

The basic problem with soldiers is that they are a waste of money until you need them, but when you need them…. you really NEED them.
D Dortman

I tried persuading my bank manager to head over to the Middle East and slaughter a few hundred thousand Arabs then bring back their oil. She was having none of it. Sometimes only the army will do.