Shock confession from our old friend [mugged_as_mp_laughs].
Well, I realised the importance of education, got my GCE ‘A’ levels, got several good telecomms jobs (because I had a ‘brain’), bought my modest house, saved a lot for the future and retired at 51.
Keep working ? You’re having a laugh.
Keep LEARNING more like.
Now when I wake up each day, I say to myself, ‘What shall I buy today ? or ‘which holiday shall I book ?’.
Best of all, I contribute ZERO income tax to this broken country.
Life is good.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Golden rule of tax bores. Never, ever, EVER admit you don’t actually pay taxes. It really, really fucks your shit up. Observe:
Ms Lane Fox, the UK’s Digital Inclusion Champion
Who ?????
How much am I paying for this waste of space ?
Did we elect her ?
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Nothing. You don’t pay income tax, remember? Assuming you leave your house long enough to walk on the pavement and use a pelican crossing, you’re most likely a net drain on the public purse, albeit a middle-class one who can spell. This “waste of space”, unlike you, actually puts into the kitty and does something mildly productive with her time. The real question is how much she is paying for you. Because the poor woman’s clearly getting ripped off.
Man that felt good. Shall we have another one?
Actually. the Tunnel AND Bridge were FULLY paid for by us years ago, and I believe ALL the toll fees now go to benefit Essex and Kent County Councils.
So when it is sold, it will be a double whammy for them.
So much for helping the people.
Brown is such a child when it comes to Business.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Did you know Tagalog has two forms of ‘we’; one including the listener and one not? Well [mugged_as_mp_laughs] has gone even further and developed a form of ‘us’ that doesn’t include the speaker.
And from just where does the UK Gov’t obtain it’s funding?
[lorderkules], Leeds .
Actually, It’s ME !!!!!
One of the millions of hard working mugs who are forced to pay taxes to prop up this pathetic third world country.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
This “ME !!!!!”… It’s a long shot maybe, but it wouldn’t, by any chance, mean “other people” would it?
Well, thats another 57 MILLION pounds (the cost of setting it up) of OUR money gone then.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Excuse me, I’m sorry, whose money?
Personally, I don’t feel it is a UK Government responsibility to give OUR money to any foreign country.
If someone came to my house and demanded money to give to Oxfam, I would soon tell them where to get off.
I choose to give my money to UK Animal charities.
How DARE the Government deign to decide for me what to do with my charitable disposable income ?
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
You should try withholding income tax, like Noam Chomsky. You’d probably adjust to it quite easily.
State Pension at 66 in 2016 ?????
Well that’s everybody’s vote under the age of 59 lost then.
They’ve certainly lost mine.
I thought the Tories were going to help working single people.
Oh and STOP child benefit. What the heck is that for ?
Surely if you have a child, you have already planned its financing until 18 years of age.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
I’m not sure that’s how having children works. Incidentally, what do you care about working single people? None of them are you.
I am literally itching waiting for this guy to use “hard-working taxpayers” as if he actually is one. ‘Cos you know it’ll happen. Man that’ll be good.