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	<title>Comments for spEak You're bRanes</title>
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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by _f</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-80154</link>
		<dc:creator>_f</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's the misspelling of "Britain" that really takes the cake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the misspelling of &#8220;Britain&#8221; that really takes the cake.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by Gilbert Wham</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-80142</link>
		<dc:creator>Gilbert Wham</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tru dat</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tru dat</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by Mal</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-80056</link>
		<dc:creator>Mal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;If we were subjected to the full force of their ravings, we’d be begging for the many-angled ones to come and eat our souls in short order just to ease the pain.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
And anyway Melanie Phillips already has columns in The Daily Mail and The Spectator for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>If we were subjected to the full force of their ravings, we’d be begging for the many-angled ones to come and eat our souls in short order just to ease the pain.</p></blockquote>
<p>And anyway Melanie Phillips already has columns in The Daily Mail and The Spectator for that.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by Gilbert Wham</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-80017</link>
		<dc:creator>Gilbert Wham</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's a very optimistic piece of thinking Mr Secretary, but I doubt it's true. The moderators are, no doubt, depressed, but they are merely allowing the &lt;i&gt;least&lt;/i&gt; depressing rantings of these cretins through. If we were subjected to the full force of their ravings, we'd be begging for the many-angled ones to come and eat our souls in short order just to ease the pain. There is no hope, none at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a very optimistic piece of thinking Mr Secretary, but I doubt it&#8217;s true. The moderators are, no doubt, depressed, but they are merely allowing the <i>least</i> depressing rantings of these cretins through. If we were subjected to the full force of their ravings, we&#8217;d be begging for the many-angled ones to come and eat our souls in short order just to ease the pain. There is no hope, none at all.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Probably An Estate Agent by Dingleberry</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79980</link>
		<dc:creator>Dingleberry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Metric Martyrs

Oh... My... God... You could not make it up!!! I know that's an HYS Cliche derided on SYB, but I am so split between hilarity and deep despair that my lobes have disengaged leaving me speechless. YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT UP! 

The Metric Martyrs.

FACT!

END OF!</description>
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<p>Oh&#8230; My&#8230; God&#8230; You could not make it up!!! I know that&#8217;s an HYS Cliche derided on SYB, but I am so split between hilarity and deep despair that my lobes have disengaged leaving me speechless. YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT UP! </p>
<p>The Metric Martyrs.</p>
<p>FACT!</p>
<p>END OF!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Industrious But You Can&#8217;t Trust Them by Gnat's Tadgers</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/industrious-but-you-cant-trust-them/#comment-79976</link>
		<dc:creator>Gnat's Tadgers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt; Come the revolution it’ll all be like “Being John Malkovic”. &lt;/blockquote&gt;

Fuckin awesome!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p> Come the revolution it’ll all be like “Being John Malkovic”. </p></blockquote>
<p>Fuckin awesome!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by The Dark Knights Who Say... I dunno... something</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-79970</link>
		<dc:creator>The Dark Knights Who Say... I dunno... something</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Have Your Say, loathe it or love it. You can’t ignore it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Amen. There used to be an HYS poster called 'Just One More', he knew... he knew.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Have Your Say, loathe it or love it. You can’t ignore it.</p></blockquote>
<p>Amen. There used to be an HYS poster called &#8216;Just One More&#8217;, he knew&#8230; he knew.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by Dingleberry</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-79961</link>
		<dc:creator>Dingleberry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I posit that Nelson is Fast Roberts Rocks... It's a long shot I know, a long shot, in the dark, with a very poorly serviced flint-lock rifle and the DTs, but I'll take that shot anyway. Today on the "English what we love" Fast Robert Rock's inversion on RW nutter-speak which ended with "No surrender to the LEA" was of a level of hilarity that made me suspicious...

Come on come on come on Nelson... Is Fast Robert your HYS lovechild?

TELL ME!!!!1!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I posit that Nelson is Fast Roberts Rocks&#8230; It&#8217;s a long shot I know, a long shot, in the dark, with a very poorly serviced flint-lock rifle and the DTs, but I&#8217;ll take that shot anyway. Today on the &#8220;English what we love&#8221; Fast Robert Rock&#8217;s inversion on RW nutter-speak which ended with &#8220;No surrender to the LEA&#8221; was of a level of hilarity that made me suspicious&#8230;</p>
<p>Come on come on come on Nelson&#8230; Is Fast Robert your HYS lovechild?</p>
<p>TELL ME!!!!1!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by The Gnome Secretary</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Gnome Secretary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Work? Hmmm.

*….thinks…*

Nope, not familiar with that concept.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Thanks for that Marvin. Here I am brain the size of a planet and they've got me moderating Have Your Say.

* clicks delete *
* clicks delete *
* publishes depressing drivel with a depressed sigh *
* clicks delete *

That's what I think, HYS is moderated by Marvin the paranoid android, and he's only publishing the depressing posts. If you have a look at what he's deleted you'll find a panoply of reasoned, intelligent and correctly spelt posts.

Have Your Say, loathe it or love it. You can't ignore it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Work? Hmmm.</p>
<p>*….thinks…*</p>
<p>Nope, not familiar with that concept.</p></blockquote>
<p>Thanks for that Marvin. Here I am brain the size of a planet and they&#8217;ve got me moderating Have Your Say.</p>
<p>* clicks delete *<br />
* clicks delete *<br />
* publishes depressing drivel with a depressed sigh *<br />
* clicks delete *</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what I think, HYS is moderated by Marvin the paranoid android, and he&#8217;s only publishing the depressing posts. If you have a look at what he&#8217;s deleted you&#8217;ll find a panoply of reasoned, intelligent and correctly spelt posts.</p>
<p>Have Your Say, loathe it or love it. You can&#8217;t ignore it.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sciencefacts by Throbbe</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/07/sciencefacts/#comment-79905</link>
		<dc:creator>Throbbe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman running the country?  It's PC gone mad!!!  She should be at home looking after the kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman running the country?  It&#8217;s PC gone mad!!!  She should be at home looking after the kids.</p>
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