Look around Briton today, what you see is the direct outcome of civil socio-engineering of a perplexingly powerful ruling Socialist class.
Where we were once great, we are now the laughing stock of the world.

It is probably time to return to the old values as the neo socialist ones are proven not to work.

The Reaper, Hell

We all know who’s responsible, but it’s not “politically correct” to say so. They come over here, don’t learn the language properly, shoot our King in the eye, and we’re expected to make tapestries about it. You all know who I mean.

In institutionally racist Britain, the class system is evidently alive and well. That’s to be expected as they are intrinsically one and the same (Polygenism)

To hold the idea that one person is better than another on the basis that 1000 years ago, a long dead relative got lucky in a fight and won is equally as ridiculous as stating that someone is better than another based on their skin colour.

To support the class system is to support racism, that is a scientific FACT!

Swiss Hawk, Interlaken, Switzerland

I used to think that class and racial prejudice were just quite similar, and was thinking of pulling you up on polygenism. But since it’s a scientific FACT!, I can’t really argue.

If the BBC cannot even grant “freedom” (you have your own monitoring and screening process here) in this tiny forum, there is absolutely no reason to criticise the Chinese governemnt of blocking those websites, which apparently break the ‘house rules’.

David, London

I’ve had a play with google.cn, and it won’t let you search for “Enoch was right”, “Bring back the birch” or “End gay immigration now”.

Who cares what China does? Maybe the Chinese, but I and the vast majority of the British public are not Chinese. So, let them do what they like.

There are far more pressing issues to look at here at home, rather then something half-way around the world.

Toby Johnson, Hastings, United Kingdom

I bought a newspaper the other day. Would you believe it covered stories outside my postcode?

This is really no problem for me - I’ll just sell my car and stop going to work.
Gavin Glos, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

I wonder how long Gavin hammered the refresh button, hoping desperately that someone would manage to give a roasted, mediterranean fuck whether he goes to work or not?

China will become a threat to our country because this huge nation will compete with us for scarce resources. What makes it more of a threat than India is the way the Chinese seem to be willing to work fo, or make, sacrifices for the “Glory” of China. Countries which mobilise people for “Glory” are rarely peaceful to neighbouring states.

This is similar to our own history. It is only now, with improved human rights and full democracy are we asking “Who benefits from such glory and expansion?”
Andrew Taggart, CHippenham

Ah. We’re so wise now, Andrew. So wise. Yet, with all we’ve learned, how can we compete with endless rows of Chinese workers all prepared to die for the Glory of the motherland?

It is worrying that Britain these days finds it very easy to make allies of Communist states and I say that because I think its not that the Communist states change but because Britain becomes increasingly Communist
[Janedarc], London, United Kingdom

If I were you, I’d burn down your bungalow before the state requisitions it to store surplus grain.

I,ve always had an admiration for China and the Chinese people.
This dates back to the seventies and the show : The Water Margins”. [...]
Jan, Netherlands

Thanks Jan!

And finally, thanks to Rupert for sending me this last one.

I am worried about China’s economic expansion. As more and more goods are produced in this thriving nation, I fear that the needs of tall people will be overlooked.

I am 6′4″ and will feel silly sitting on a chair that has been designed for someone who is 5′2″, for example.

We need to ensure that China remains friendly with the UK, otherwise they will ignore the needs of taller people.
Jolly Green Giant, London

Mr Winner i coudn’t agree more - i am not very weathly but i will never holiday in this country, only a weekend break. Why would i want to go somewhere where the british public will be? this country has totally lost its charm. We do not understand service , the food is very poor , you will be look after !!! by a 17 year old boy or girl who really couldnt give a monkey’s if you being looked after either that or you will be served by someone who doesn’t even speak your language. It will 99% be raining so you will all ave to stay in the pub whilist every one gets drunk and of course the good old punch ups will kick off around 10pm, someone getting stabbed for good measure…….

I have just returned from Kefolonia in a little fishing village called Fiscardo, i will be going back there next year not Bognor (where that is) thanks very much.

- Charlie Fernihough, london, 31/7/2008 12:11

Dan says it best:

“The pitiful social pretension, the appalling grammar (accompanied by complaints about those who can’t speak English), the pathetic belief that it is “every one” who gets drunk and fights, and just not the fat arsed aggressive Daily Mail reading cunts who think that if they write a letter to Michael Winner they will be classy and on the telly, just like him, despite the fact that they can’t spell “Kefalonia” and apparently believe that they rowed the entirety of Fiskardo all the way back to Britain.

But to sum it all up:

What a cunt.”

Sorry Greece. Look on the bright side, when the sea level has risen enough to drown your homes at least Charlie Fernihaugh will have to find some other country to patronise.

Why, one about the economy, of course.

It’s not in gov’s interests to employ an uncontrollable currency not based on “trust”. So WE have to do it, freedom loving people.

I say use ENERGY as the currency standard. It would fluctuate far worse than gold, but so what? You can’t corner it and liquidate the whole standard. NO RISK.
Transfer of it is already on a huge grid, so maybe it helps eliminate artificial currency.

I ask you. Wouldnt converting to that standard instantly eliminate oil-speculation and gouging of consumers?

[ozhika], Salem, United States

This is a perfect idea! All we have to do to stablise the economy and oil prices is make oil and money directly equivalent. Also, let me tell you about my brilliant idea for eradicating AIDS with the patented no-condom fuckathon.

I’ve stopped buying a newspaper because the same publisher also prints a free newspaper and it’s distributed at railway and underground stations. I’ve also cut down on using the car to take the dogs to a large park for a walk. I now walk them there. It’s benefits myself by helping keep me fit, saves wear and tear on my car thus lower maintenance costs, I spend less on petrol, I’m emitting less C02 or whatever it is called into the environment.

[PoshFenTiger], East Anglia, United Kingdom

Your sacrifices have not gone un-noticed, PoshFenTiger. I just hope it’s enough, otherwise you might have to cut down on your energy bill by heating your house with your enormous sense of self-satisfaction instead.

People need to shop for leisure, but everyone has different tastes in expenditure, but yeah i’d agree richer people can be really slack with their money. They don’t and do work as hard as anyone and in a lot of cases they simply don’t work anywhere near as hard as people with a lot less. Poor people can waste smaller amounts of money the same. Controlled expenditure is wise and good and maybe makes us think more about life matters.

Nick, S/Shields

I like vanilla ice cream but also chocolate is quite nice, that doesn’t necessarily mean that chocolate is better or anything but yeah I do like it better sometimes. Although sometimes I prefer vanilla so I suppose it is better except when it’s not. This is why Ben & Jerry’s is a good company please give me an A* Mr. Business Studies Examiner.

Maybe if the smugglers and pushers were handed out some real punishment, and the immigrants found pushing were deported we might have a chance of winning this war, because people, that is what it is, a war. Every drug user is one less soldier capable of doing his bit when the enemy decides that the time has come.

graham gillespie, Beziers, France

When you say “the enemy”, do you mean radical Islam? Because I think they decided the time should be September 2001. Or the Ruskies? Germans? Some hypothetical group of brown people maybe? Whoever it is, it’s such a pity you won’t be able to get a cheap flight on RyanAir in time to join the fray. But at least you can direct the battle from the internet.

I agree that there is a difference between cold blooded murder, and someone killing a partner out of fear and desperation. However, if these changes are not implemented with caution, we will see a leap in cases where one has been killed by their partner, and the partner will make the case that they were being abused, whether or not it’s true.

What next? “My client was driven to kill her husband because he kept leaving the cap off the toothpaste!”

Jethro Tull, Kent, United Kingdom

A very good point. Obviously the people drafting the law haven’t considered your cunning loophole. I’ll write to them - in case the nurse won’t let you have the crayon today - with a letter saying, make sure you check people’s stories when they say they were being abused - don’t just let them off with it! I’ll suggest they get about 10 or 14 people to agree whether they think the right decision’s been made too.

Another sexist law to benefit women. So now someone who, of their own free will, stays with a partner who beats them up is allowed to kill them and not be charged with murder.

There is a great amount of help for women (but not men) who are victims of domestic violence so there is no excuse for staying with them.

I don’t condone domestic - or indeed any - violence toward women, but murder is murder.

[Mark_in_Wilts]

These wily women, Mark. Back when I was seven I wrote a swear on Marie-Claire Armstrong’s pencil case. Next thing I know I’m 26, she’s contacting me through friends reunited and we’re married after a whirlwind romance. Within six months she had me mounted in a strange marionette device which forced me to beat her up every night and formed my vocal chords into shapes which made me say the most horrible things about her. Finally I got weirded out and left her, but with the benefit of your perspective it occurs to me she was forcing me into it so she could fit me up and get away with killing me. Lucky escape, I see now.

Okay, so now that political correctness and the nanny state has proven that it is a complete failure when can common sense and liberty be reinstalled into this country?

I am sick of watching criminals get away with it while the victim is treated with no justice and no protection.
Bring back hard discipline for hard crimes, stop molly coddling to human rights that criminals exploit and the victims have none.

Just Another HYS Ranter, United Kingdom

I hear the nanny state’s next move after keeping murder illegal is to not decriminalise rape.

Murder is murder and should be punishable by life in a proper jail, not the 5 star hotels they are kept in now.
Anyone committing murder is scum and has no right to enjoyable life, the person they killed doesn’t get a second chance at life so neither should these people. No rehab, no time off for good behaviour, no privileges, just sit in a conrete cell until death because that’s what is deserved.

[speaking_my_mind]

True, true. The wife and I booked two weeks in Pentonville last summer (tax fraud, decent lawyer, cost us less than Majorca would have, all told) and you literally wouldn’t believe how lovely it all was. This lovely fellow named Stabber showed us how to make a shiv from a spoon, oh the games we played!

What were the people on the beach supposed to do, pack up and go home ?
Unlike the victims, they had probably worked long and hard to be able to afford their brief holiday.

david Kendall, st Helens

It’s the white people I feel sorry for. They always have it harder than dead gyppos left to rot in the heat of an Italian summer.

Don’t worry they can all come hear, free council housing & benefits , then they can con Rob & steal from us..good on the Italians they have got the guts to tackle these awful people.

John, Coulsdon England

Poor Rob.

I’m, in no way, condoning what Italy is doing, but these people are parasites. They need to get educated and employment and assimilate into civilized society. It’s year 2008 for God’s sake.

Olga, Los Angeles, USA

These people. THESE AWFUL PEOPLE! What we really ought to do is put them and all their squalid little children on a big boat, set fire to it and sink it. Then if they can still swim on fire, shoot them, and make THEM pay the bill. Not that I’m condoning that sort of thing.

A country wanting to clear out illegal immigrants? How dreadful, the UK should be doing this.

Nige B Pudsey

I bet you don’t holiday in the UK. What about BRITISH beaches, covered in decomposing immigrants, thanks to this mad Marxist government?

When can we expect their arrival at Dover?

Mick B, Essex

Why does it always have to be all about you?

I cannot tell you, since it is Politically-incorrect, so what’s the point in asking the question? Since my perception as to “What makes a Good Joke?” died, along with Bernard Manning, and ‘Other Politically Incorrect’ Comedians and their comedy material, so why bother asking the question in the first place?
David Mulvey, DERBYS, United Kingdom

Beats me. They might as well have asked you to describe Africa without using the phrase “dirty, uncivilised, jungle bunnies”. It’s political correctness gone mad.