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		<title>Inherent Flaws</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Nik and Darren for emailing this Mail story about how right wingers are less intelligent than left wingers. Everyone&#8217;s talking about how this study either proves everything they always thought was true, or how it&#8217;s inherently flawed. Me, I&#8217;m a sceptic. How is it flawed? This study does not appear to address the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2012/02/13/inherent-flaws/</link>
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		<title>Shit On Our Own Doorstep</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a sad day when something ends up polluting your own safe haven. I&#8217;m not talking about Alex&#8217;s post, of course. I&#8217;m talking about NickNick, way down in the comments. But, hey, I&#8217;m romanticising the place &#8211; let&#8217;s face facts, this place has always been a magnet for the kind of appositional dickhead who likes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2012/02/09/shit-on-our-own-doorstep/</link>
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		<title>40 Watt Bulb</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Kathryn for pointing out this illuminating &#8211; haha &#8211; discussion on light pollution. All the light bulbs in my house have in total 300W. But my electric kettle is taking over 1000W. Maybe somebody will think about that? Microwave kettle? Rather then waste time on such a pointless discussion. We need a lights [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2012/02/06/40-watt-bulb/</link>
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		<title>The Obvious Conclusion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some tedious wank about fake disableds from some pointless whittering arse, who seems to get paid solely for being the most right-wing person in the room at all times. He sets the bar high for wounded, belligerent stupidity, but the bottom half of the internet rises beautifully to the challenge. MrBishi Today 07:20 PM In [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2012/01/27/the-obvious-conclusion/</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Not Racist, We&#8217;re Just Cunts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Beth. Here&#8217;s a horrible indictment on the state of the NHS, colourfully illustrated by a woman giving birth in the middle of a hospital waiting room in full public view. The response from readers of the Standard? She&#8217;s fahckin&#8217; brahn, intshe. cost of one baby approx 20K, so she has cost 120K just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/12/19/were-not-racist-were-just-cunts/</link>
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		<title>The Worst Show On Earth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Claire. Here&#8217;s Richard Dawkins telling everyone why he won&#8217;t debate with cunts. Wise words. Call them a cunt and then leave off. You could learn a great deal from this man. Here&#8217;s someone who couldn&#8217;t, largely down to the burden of converting oxygen to energy and exhaling carbon dioxide. So, do you remember [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/12/05/the-worst-show-on-earth/</link>
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		<title>Poor Reception</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Ged. Personally, I find it hard to approach the death of someone famous in a tactful way. Some people are more blessed. And others less so. Its obviously something thats affected everyone deeply. The sheer unexpected nature of this is what is causing such pain. An accident is easier to understand. An illness [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/12/02/poor-reception/</link>
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		<title>We Call It The Shitter Over Here, Thank You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Talkin&#8217; &#8217;bout washroom facilities. I don&#8217;t find it acceptable to refer to the toilet as &#8220;washroom facilities&#8221; in a British newspaper. wobinidan My word, no. &#8220;Washroom facilities&#8221;? In a British newspaper? How dare you bring your crass Americanisms over here to our fair sceptred isle! This green and pleasant land, this land of hope and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/11/28/we-call-it-the-shitter-over-here-thank-you/</link>
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		<title>Leave Britney Alone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Erik. Who would have thought that a Britney Spears concert would be shit? Well, the Telegraph obviously took time out to review it, as befits its status as a major piece of cultural history and a turning point in 21st century musical&#8230; &#8230;no, who am I kidding. I can&#8217;t even be ironic about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/11/23/leave-britney-alone/</link>
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		<title>A Little To The Left</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Nik. Thank you, Nik, for the aneurysm. Why is it that my ears prick up when I hear a story about the possible extinction of the human race? It would have landed but word has got around the Universe about speed cameras, parking charges, clampers and road tax. However the little critters that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/11/21/a-little-to-the-left/</link>
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