http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:53:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm digging into my percy stash here peeps. The last few bits from from the defunct RSS feeds. Remember when the beeb asked the gnomes "Should sportsmen be role models off the pitch?". BigHitter decided it was time to wheel out the word "moot". He had obviously been ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/12/4824/ The HYS forum has changed recently. They've got rid of the recommendations and paging and I think maybe raised the character limit, resulting in extremely long pages of unreadable bollocks. It's a massive improvement and hopefully means nobody will ever try to read any of it ever again. They ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/11/sometimes-its-never-hang-on-i-mean-always-wait-um-fuck-it-just-hit-the-cunt/ Thanks to Sophia. Some shite from the Mail again. Vanessa Redgraves grossly exaggerated curtsy was hilarious last night. Is this the republican revolutionary of old? She is also looking and sounding a bit doddery. However she has lost a daughter this last year and she must be suffering inside. That will have had a huge ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/10/the-pre-eminent-psychiatrist-jennifer-from-yorkshire/ Thanks to Generalist for this. Oh look, Jon Venables did a drawing when he was ten that isn't of fairies and ponies like most boys' drawings are. Quick, think of a comment that expresses how much you love all the precious kiddiwinks! We should have hung them when they were ten. ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/09/internally-consistent/ Thanks to Frankie. I like this comment. It makes you realise how hard it must be for BNP supporters who end up being inexplicably quite bright. They get good A-Levels, go to University, maybe quite a good one. They do of course, study ENGLISH, and suddenly, instead of the extreme-right ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/08/to-what-extent-are-you-being-indoctrinated-with-multiculturalism-by-far-left-professors-discuss-with-reference-to-at-least-one-racial-stereotype/ How far would you go to prevent a fuzzy outline of your genitals being one of hundreds seen every day by a bored security worker? 1 The Rapiscan is not an x-ray machine it uses "T" rays 2 No one scientifically or Medically qualified has done a study as to the effect ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/05/cock-out-innocence-proven/ A man has been jailed for pushing a woman on railway tracks at Farningham Road Station just because she asked him to stop smoking. What a sad indictment of Broken Britain. These mindless thugs think they can get away with - wait, the bitch asked him to stop smoking? GIVE ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/03/red-hot-vigilante-crimefighting/ As a white male, I've often thought, "why isn't there more stuff for me?" You just have to walk around town - well, admittedly you have to walk quite a long way from the bit where I live, where all the curry restaurant owners have the good grace not to ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/02/apart-from-freeview-channel-9-and-14-and-19-and-most-of-the-others/ In what is definitely and without a shadow of a doubt two separate and unrelated incidents that have nothing to do with each other and are entirely separate, 'BNP' and a swastika have been carved into a Mosque door in Mansfield. BNP associations with Nazism? Johnny Kwango smells a liblabcon ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/03/01/sprinkling-of-swastikas/ Thanks to Richard. Sikhs, knives, brown people, shiny shiny blade turban Islam AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! By which I do of course mean "should Sikhs wear Kirpan daggers in public?" A simple no. How quickly we forget Dunblaine. Think on all those that are carping on about diversity and respecting of others faiths. I prefer the old ... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/02/26/oh-do-lets/