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I propose a new category of “Moderation Martyrs” for [iceagecometh], whose opinions are too real for the PC “B”BC. Like the following comment on Georgia. What a shame we will never be able to read it.

So why are we denied comment? The answer is simple, political, religious and ideological abuse ordinary people and children.
[iceagecometh]

Censorship has driven him to drastic measures, like posting his opinions on a BBC Have Your Say thread on expensive cities, far from the prying PC gaze of the BBC:

Nowaday’s discrimination is a one-way path. If you’re indigenous british, male, heterosexual and athiest, you have no chance of justice, including the right to haveyoursay.
[iceagecometh]

Now I know why it’s your posts that are disappearing.

I have no doubt that the chinese people are bombarded by political propaganda, as we are by an undobtedly socialist “b”bc. So what’s the greatest abuse, internet access in china or denial rights in the UK?
[iceagecometh]

Our denial rights are not being respected. Need proof? Well, they never publish common sense commentary like this:

It’s multiculural london that’s more likely to be beyond revival. What the rest of us need is adequate immigration control, and UK legislation that doesn’t allow our judiciary to make “judgements” that gives protection to imported criminals and illegal immigrants.
[iceagecometh]

Or this:

So why is this comment awaiting “moderation”?

[... he pasted the comment above in again here ...]
[iceagecometh]

Perhaps you should flag your comments with some sort of gold star, just so they know that your latest bit of aggrieved, racist snivelling is more urgent than the other 3,932 selfish bumsquawks awaiting their attention.

Depressing stuff, so here are some rousing words to end with:

For the sake of children everywhere, let’s haveoursay.
[iceagecometh]

We’d love to, but you know quite well that we can’t.

Thanks to 773 for these posts on knife crime:

isn’t the law funny they come out with these most ridicules new laws about stopping some one to take away there knives and smack them on the wrist then couple of days later that person has another knife to threaten some one ealse i think the police and the legal system should make there own comedy show and call it Mr plod and Mr nasty like punch and Judy what a joke this government is they don’t know there right hand from there left i bet most mp cant even spell.

bob, cambridge

I wouldn’t worry. Not being able to spell and being completely incapable of rational, coherent thought are two entirely separate things. It’s just unfortunate you happened to get both.

the best way to deal with knife crime in the UK is to invent a time machine and go back to the 1950’s and prevent them from allowing mass immigration.

Sorry if people find that offensive but look at the statistics for who carry out most of these crimes, it’s not the indigenous white population is it?

gilly, london

Glad to see some practical solutions.

the only way that knife crime will be stopped is by hanging those who kill. There is no other way to control this. If these killers are standing over the trapdoor on the scaffold they would then know fear. At the moment there are no deterents and there are no judges that are prepared to put these thugs away for life and mean it. Young people need boundaries and need to have consequences there are none in our society now, l

Anna Ellmes, cardiff

As 773 says: I am amusing myself by imagining that Anna was typing that last comment on a laptop passed to her as she stood over the trapdoor on the scaffold.

You know, I spend so much time trawling Have Your Say for the boring, stupid and ignorant that I overlook the goldmines of wit, intelligence and sophistication. Such as Alex Gache, who knows so much about everything:

Are you comparing a gun with a car??

Guns are MADE for killing,cars are made for moving about.Very different,woulden’t you say?

I never knew that! Thanks Alex Gache!

Religion is the crutch for minds that can’t walk
Religion are wings for minds that can’t fly

Alex Gache, you are so wise.

I am a dad.I’m a musician,tour and work in the studio.I also bring my children up.So???

Not only is Alex Gache a musician, he is also fluent in four languages. What a guy!

What are your favourite misheard lyrics?

Everything Mick Jagger sings!!

Come on baby,dry your eyes
But angie, angie, aint it good to be alive? (original version)

Come on baby,TRY your eyes
But angie, angie, aint it good to be alive?

Heheh. Now I think about it, ‘try’ and ‘dry’ do sound rather similar. Thanks Alex Gache!

I would invite Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni!

I would tantalize Nicolas with my banquet d’ hor’d'oeuvres with snails full of garlic Argentine red wine and 3 to 4 large baguettes,
That should keep him busy while I butter up my singing Carla!!

Ingenious! Naturally the only thing that could distract a Frenchman from his beautiful French wife is an amateurishly-prepared version of his own national cuisine! That would leave Carla open, and - sacrez blue! - you speak French!! She’ll be putty in your hands! Good luck Alex Gache!

Thanks to Thomas, American Monty and Ashley for braving the map thread:

Ain’t that a FACT,people selling these gadgets only care about PROFIT. Erosion of Education Standards begun with Calculators in classrooms.Most frightening is those who were weaned on Gadgets & Philisophy of “Trophys for LOOSERS” are now Teachers,deny them a Battery & their World collapses.
This is ROOT-Cause why we’re overtaken in every dept of Industrialisation. Cash registers with Pictures instead of Letters & Numbers are Limits placed on mental capacity,Brain needs exercise to Develope.

Colonial came HOME, to Motherland UK

Let me guess, your computer has a make-sense checker.

one should not speak openly of their age, simply muse and wonder. This is like saying philatelist’s weep every time I post a letter of complaint about the taste of the glue on stamps these days

It may have escaped the British Cartographic Society attention but there appears to be Holy war on the go. So it maybe just prudent not to list Churches on maps.

angry man

I can just imagine Osama poring over the Ordinance Survey, deciding which church he’d most like to fling faeces at. Those naive and treacherous cartographers have a lot to answer for.

I think most of the info in online maps is not accurate and correct.

If I am wrong, than why dont they track Osama and other Alqada hide outs.

Tehsin Ullah Jan

Probably because, unlike some, Osama Bin Laden is cunning and doesn’t put his name and location on his HYS posts.

i don’t think these online maps are a good idea. also don’t like that p eople can use google earth etc to type in your name and address and see where your live someone did that to me and i think that is wrong and can lead to stalking. this person also wanted me to give out an address of someone else which i would not do as he wanted to see on the maps.where this person lived i told him no and not to google earth me again surely there should be some person you can complain to. its not right

lynne cameron, edinburgh

Thanks to Google Maps, all a stalker needs to know is your name and address, and they can work out where you live, what you’re called and even your name and address!

Should black people be allowed to make films on their own? Opinion is generally divided between “No, Danny Glover’s just playing the race card” and “No, Danny Glover’s just being racist”

If this were a white producer trying to get funding for an African film with no African heroes in it, or a Bollywood film with no Asian heroes, or a Chinese film with no Chinese heroes, we wouldn’t be having this debate. How come every race in the world is allowed to be racist except white people? Danny Glover can go to hell and take his film with him. I’m sick of this PC nonsense.
anon.

How dare he make a film set in Haiti without a minimum of 40% white heroes. Next the PC brigade will order Richard E. Grant to have black heroes in his film about Swaziland. White people really do have it harder than any other race in history. If only you’d put your real name down, we could have posted you a box of tissues to dry your tears of frustration.

perhaps he’ll consider putting a token white person in his film. It’s something white film makers have had to do many times with a coloured actor to appease black supremacists like Danny Glover.
I get bored of this race card rubbish.
mat j

You just need to get yourself a new race card with a bit less angry, fabricated bullshit on it.

I would never give a shred of support, financial or otherwise, to any endeavor from a left-winger like Danny Glover.
Girard Hughley

Give ‘em an inch and they start offering healthcare to sick people. Disgusting.

From the Daily Mail: A paratrooper brings home a giant man-eating spider which kills the family dog. Note that the Camel Spider as reported on by the Daily Mail bears little resemblance to the rather cute Camel Spider that exists in real life.

The article say both.
1)It is venomous but would not kill you.
2)Infact they have no venom.

So which one is it. Does it or does it not have venom.

James, london

You see, this initially seems intelligent, but then you realise James from London is attempting to glean consistent and accurate scientific information from the Daily Mail.

This dog is victim of Bush and Tony( The Griminals War).

Rachel, Taunton

Damn you Bush and Tony! If it wasn’t for you, nobody would ever even go to Afghanistan, let alone come back, and these foul creatures wouldn’t even exist!

That’s all we need is another insect that can kill animals! what else is being brought back ? They will have to start decontaminating the troops to make sure nothing - much worse - is being brought in as we have enough with MRSA and the like we don’t need anything more especially something as small as a spider.

Allan, Somerset

It’s all a plot by the Taliban. The troops carry the spiders, the spiders bite the dogs, the dogs lick MRSA and then lick your face, and finally, you smile at your children and they get special Taliban MRSA. You couldn’t make it up!

Musharraf! Pakistan! Hyperbole! Hyperbole! HYPERBOLEEEEEEEEEEE!

Its the greatest loss that would haunt the pakistani nation for decades. Musharraf is a man of honour. The current parties are the most corrupt ever known in the history of this country. Its a pity that we all will have to face the deteriorating situation further and there is no one to take of all the nonsense the ruling parties bring with them. A TOTAL DISASTER FOR THE COUNTRY PLUNGED INTO FURTHER INSECURITIES IN ALL SPHERES OF LIFE.

WE LOVE YOU MUSHARRAF AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT EVER.

Sophia, Karachi

Steady on.

I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos now.

Peter Lodge, Wakefield, United Kingdom

For some reason I hear this in the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android.

Looks like Pakistan is now well on it’s way to becoming the
first terrorist state WITH nuclear weapons.
This is not good for the world - unless of course you’re a
terrorist.
The situation, I think, will become rapidly unstable and
exceedingly dangerous.
If I lived in London, I would be afraid today.

Dave M., London

Now that’s what I call a lucky escape.

Damn no! Here is the only man in Pakistan who is a true patriot and a real democrat! He helped us fight all the terrorists and islamic-facists who seek to destroy the west and kill our children. He is the only person willing to subjugate the uneducated masses of his country for our protection and I salute him for doing that. I now hope that we give him a US passport and let him live in peace and comfort here for the rest of his great life.

Johnny, Osaka

Nothing more patriotic and democratic than subjugating your own people for the benefit of a foreign power.

Thanks to Matt. About Palin’s pregnant daughter.

All the jealous hypocrites…where do they all come from?
All the jealous hypocrites…you’d think they were sin free
All the jealous hypocrites…are the worst sinners of all
All the jealous hypocrites…where do they all belong?

Dedicated to all those on here who are thinking they’re whiter than white…but their dirty black souls would blacken the cloaks of ghosts as well as the arctic ice. Oh, all these hypocrites…where do they all come from?

Now lay off the lady’s “DAUGHTER”!
g.mc arder, Belfast & Drogheda

You’ve got to wonder what the fermented fuck someone like this hears while everyone else is listening to “Eleanor Rigby”. It must sound a bit like Girls Aloud banging some pans while Ian Paisley shouts random numbers.

Thanks to Matt for finding the impressively boring “I love my Dog Oscar”. On the subject of McCain’s running mate.

To her credit, she is very pretty.
I love my Dog Oscar, London, United Kingdom

British Bulldog?

Maybe they could try playing ‘chase the Health & Safety officer’ or ‘Kick the silly PC person’. (If thats not too un-PC)

I know I could burn up a lot of calories playing those games!
I love my Dog Oscar, London, United Kingdom

These aren’t very interesting or funny in themselves, but try reading them again and this time imagine you’re watching children’s BBC and that “I love my Dog Oscar” is a face painted on a wooden spoon.

I’ve come across this mysterious “Cyclops” character before, but I’m no closer to figuring out his real identity. Thanks to Edna for her detective work, tracking down his latest post.

Should the exam syllabus be led by social issues? That should be the Question. Should a subject on the ‘Hellocaust’ be permitted in ‘Schools’ while we incarcerate little,invalid immigrant children in ‘concentration camps’ here in England today (Prison Inspectors report 2008). Its time we thought about that,not poetry!
Cyclops
Peter Short, Birmingham, United Kingdom

Good “point”. We should probably stop teaching them about WWII generally, in case they start thinking that invading other countries and occupying them for 5 years is ok as well.