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		<title>Princess of Farts</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2011/07/28/princess-of-farts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 08:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Jo. The original comment has disappeared and left only foul smelling footprints all over the internet, but forward-thinking Jo has helpfully pasted it over for us (hint, hint). The original article about Rebekah Brooks getting fired, is here, but like the majority of things in Comment is Free, it&#8217;s a depressingly obvious piece [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Jo. The original comment has disappeared and left only foul smelling footprints all over the internet, but forward-thinking Jo has helpfully pasted it over for us (hint, hint). The original article about Rebekah Brooks getting fired, is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jul/15/rebekah-brooks-resigned-chris-bryant">here</a>, but like the majority of things in Comment is Free, it&#8217;s a depressingly obvious piece of self-indulgent tripe written by a confirmed moron. So get on over there and read it, because it&#8217;s right up there in terms of CiF quality.</p>
<blockquote><p>@Savale</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you a Daily Mail columnist?</p>
<p>If so watch out &#8211; we&#8217;ll be onto your lot next!&#8221;</p>
<p>What a horrible bilesome comment.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s going on here? A strong woman made a couple of mistakes. I&#8217;m sure that Rebekah would admit this.</p>
<p>She shouldn&#8217;t have hacked Milly Dowlers phone, but I&#8217;m sure it was done for the right reasons. Besides which, remember this girl was already dead ok? Tragic but true.</p>
<p>It that the sole community who are coming out in support of Rebekah are the gay community. Just like when Princess Diana was victim of a wtich hunt. We now know that Diana was a beautiful person, some dayn we&#8217;ll know the same about Rebekah I&#8217;m sure.<br />
<b>JaneKnowels</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Yep. She&#8217;s a saint, alright. A big, ginger saint. And strong, too &#8211; strong enough to rip the sack from a man&#8217;s oysters if he even thought about crossing her. I hope Rusbridger&#8217;s got his chastity belt at the ready.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s incredible, really &#8211; she started off shagging Grant from Eastenders and ended up playing polo with David Cameron,* presumably using George Osborne as the stick and Grant&#8217;s left clanker as the ball. And I&#8217;m sure that just like Princess Diana, everyone is <i>very keen</i> to see Rebekah closely involved with about 10,000,000 landmines, and would pay quite a lot of money to see her in the middle of a minefield in Afghanistan.**</p>
<p>At least now we know they&#8217;ve expanded the definitition of saintly behaviour. Before JaneKnowels started this degenerate harpy&#8217;s canonisation process, I was convinced it was either a lifetime&#8217;s selfless dedication to the poor, starving and downtrodden, or it was spending your life giving sex advice when the nearest you&#8217;d got to sex was wanking into the Archbishop of Liverpool&#8217;s mitre while he was prostrating himself somewhere very holy.</p>
<p>So in the list of acts that will get you giving God a Dirty Sanchez for all eternity, we can now include the <i>very necessary</i> and <i>absolutely defensible</i> act of illegally accessing a dead girl&#8217;s voicemail so you can get some inside information on her family, and then using that to get an interview that sells more copies of the News of the World. After all, to deny Rupert the opportunity to buy another small municipality to stuff into Wendi Deng&#8217;s knickers would be practically criminal. There&#8217;s right reasons for everything, and making sure the scrotal-headed one&#8217;s garbage empire has its shares knocked up a billionth of a penny is the <i>rightest</i> of right reasons.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s <i>okay</i>. Milly Dowler was dead. And that means <i>nobody got hurt at all</i>, and Rebekah Brooks will ascend into heaven on a cloud of cinnamon scented farts for everything she&#8217;s done for humanity.***</p>
<p>Amen, JaneKnowels&#8230; </p>
<p>&#8230;you massive lump of cock-cheese.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small">* I don&#8217;t know if this is true, but I&#8217;m taking my lead from a fucking <i>saint</i>, alright?<br />
** Or dying a painful, lingering death in an underpass.<br />
*** And if you don&#8217;t like cinnamon, they&#8217;ll smell like justice for the victims of paedophiles, just for you.</span></p>
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		<title>Brown Eye</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 09:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dizzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to thank Tim for sending us this. On the face of things, it&#8217;s all about Aborginal kids starving to death in rural Australia. But in reality, it&#8217;s all about Collin Brown. And may I say &#8211; wow. I mean, wow. It&#8217;s almost admirable how racist Collin has managed to become. Here&#8217;s a man [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to thank Tim for sending us <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/children-found-starving-in-rural-australia-2043566.html">this</a>. On the face of things, it&#8217;s all about Aborginal kids starving to death in rural Australia. But in reality, it&#8217;s all about <a href="http://disqus.com/collinbrown">Collin Brown</a>. And may I say &#8211; wow. I mean, <i>wow</i>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s almost admirable how racist Collin has managed to become. Here&#8217;s a man approaching critical mass &#8211; in the Large Hadron Collider of race relations, Collin is one man who&#8217;s been bombarded with too many Muslons, and at some point probably copped an Africon to the temple. When I read his anal dribble, I feel like I&#8217;m watching White Beauty escape majestically across the fields, shouting racial epithets and &#8220;It&#8217;s science! It&#8217;s for their own good!&#8221; as he goes. And then, just as I&#8217;m about to put the cunt out of my misery, I feel Nelson&#8217;s hand on my arm&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, Dizzy. Let this one go.&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p>I derive no satisfaction in pointing out using empirically derived data that proves beyond doubt, that Sub Saharan Africans (black people) have a very low IQs compared to many. But being aware of this data, accepting this data as factual, is at least a starting point to properly helping Africans. If we continue to pretend that we are all equally smart, Africans will not receive the help they truly need.</p>
<p>If my forthrightness makes me a race-hating-bigot in the eyes of liberals, so bit it &#8211; it is a price I&#8217;m willing to pay, to make a real change.<br />
<b>Collin Brown</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Oh. I see. Yeah, very, er, &#8216;forthright&#8217;. I could see how people could easily confuse that with racism, but on closer inspection, it&#8217;s not racist &#8211; Collin doesn&#8217;t <i>hate</i> Africans. He just pities them with science and shit. After reading Collin&#8217;s posts, I&#8217;m starting to see the benefits of keeping them doing manual labour and breeding them. If only someone had thought of this a few hundred years ago. They could have built a country.</p>
<p>Collin doesn&#8217;t feel good about this absolutely true and empirically derived situation &#8211; on the contrary, the burden of this knowledge weighs heavily on his shoulders. The way he bears this cross is practically heroic. Clearly, this man is a fucking <i>saint</i>. Benevolent pity is the only realistic way forward. Feeling sorry for the poor bastards who had the misfortune to be born closer to animals than to God&#8217;s glorious shade of pristine-white-or-maybe-slightly-pink-depending-on-the-season is a <i>much</i> better approach than anything we&#8217;ve tried so far. Most importantly, it&#8217;s not hatred. No &#8211; that would be racist! After all, you don&#8217;t hate horses for being horses, do you? That&#8217;d be silly! Also, horsist.</p>
<blockquote><p>Being born in a stable, doesn&#8217;t make one a horse.</p>
<p>British Muslims, &#8211; can there really be, such a thing? Maybe in a civic sense &#8211; but a Muslim is a Muslim and no amount of political correctness will change their DNA into British DNA.</p>
<p>If 10&#8217;000 Muslims moved into a corner of a British city they, (as a policy among Muslims) will only spend their money within their community &#8211; a system known as (Black Money) They will shop at major supermarkets but they wont spend money with British tradesmen and small retailers.</p>
<p>As a result, long-established British business dry-up owing to a severe drop-off in trade which of course leads to: job losses.</p>
<p>Jewish people? Hmm, OK. You did ask, so here goes.</p>
<p>Atheistic Jews (non-religious-Jews), lack many Semitic features that characterise a Jewish person. Semitic Jews are not the Jews, that people constantly criticise. Atheistic &#8216;Jews&#8217; &#8211; such as Peter Mandelson, look ordinary &#8211; void of a Semitic (orthodox, Palestinian-look). It is these (select) &#8216;Jews&#8217;, who insist on countries having anti-Semitic laws (not to protect Semite Jews, but to stem criticism of their business practices from coming under scrutiny). Atheistic ‘Jews’ claim to be a people &#8211; not a race &#8211; a statement which in part, is true. However, this claim does not hold up because Atheistic (internationalist, high-flying &#8216;Jews&#8217;, are essentially European ‘Jews’ -(Bolsheviks) &#8211; the architects of communism &#8211; void of many Semitic features.</p>
<p>Atheistic &#8216;Jews&#8217;, (in the strictest sense), are not really Jews at all. A portion of them make up part of the international elite who influence and control politicians around the world. The &#8216;Jews&#8217; who do this, are universally disliked not for what they are, but for what they do.</p>
<p>Orthodox Jews &#8211; on the other hand – Semites are a peace-loving race who believe in keeping themselves to themselves. Off course there are many, Semitic descendants in this world with Jewish names, who have no aspirations to impoverish the lives of ordinary people for self-gain.<br />
<b>Collin Brown</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, man. I don&#8217;t mind telling you that after reading all those facts, I have a tingly feeling going on in the crotch area. It&#8217;s brilliant &#8211; the scent of a rose that blooms once every thousand years. You just don&#8217;t get this quality of racism nowadays. The study of the Jew! British DNA! That kind of stuff extends my phenotype, if you know what I mean. I start picturing beautiful, pristine white British DNA being attacked by some kind of multicultural radiation. Koranium or Judaenium or something. And the only thing that stops it is a suit lined with&#8230; oh, I don&#8217;t know, Griffonium? Yeah, Griffonium.</p>
<p>But if you thought Collin was just about disjointed race-based thinking, then you thought wrong. He&#8217;s also all about the curse of Gay. And again, Collin doesn&#8217;t resort to base emotions like hatred &#8211; the recourse of liberals and Marxists everywhere. No, he uses reason, and his objections are not raised to stop you from having equality &#8211; heaven forbid &#8211; but to save you from a <i>major</i> social faux pas&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>For heterosexual married-couples departing a hotel after a 7-day stay, it is quite common for either party to announce one, of the two, exit phrases:</p>
<p>(1). My husband and I, would like to checkout &#8211; please.<br />
(2). My wife and I would like to checkout &#8211; please.</p>
<p>How, I ask, will same-sex &#8216;married&#8217; couples phrase their exit announcements, not to mention introductions. Imagine, (as a newly &#8216;married&#8217; SSC) attending a cocktail party (for business reasons) as a man having to introduce everyone to your new husband &#8211; or for that matter, as a female, having to introduce everyone to your new wife?</p>
<p>Is this really, what same-sex couples want? As a SSMC, will both of you &#8211; (emotionally-speaking), be able to live up to your new-found status or, will you revert to &#8216;reticent-mode&#8217; when straight-couples look upon you in a somewhat quizzical fashion?<br />
<b>Collin Brown</b></p></blockquote>
<p>You didn&#8217;t think about that, did you, you selfish fuckers. In your drive for &#8216;equality&#8217;, you forgot that you could, on occasion, confuse people at business-related cocktail parties. Just <i>imagine</i> the look on your line manager&#8217;s face when you introduce your same-sex husband as your husband over a plate of cheeses on sticks. Can you picture the look of searing pain across his face as he tries to work it out? Well, then. Lesson learned. Now we can save him all the pain of reconciling that in his poor, overheated brain. Did I mention that in this fantasy your line manager is black? He&#8217;s black.</p>
<p>Enjoy Collin Brown to the fullest. He&#8217;s a dying breed &#8211; after all, the nearest he gets to reproducing is the crusty sock he keeps under his pillow next to the well-thumbed copy of <i>Mein Kampf</i>.</p>
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		<title>Skidmarx</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 06:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O mankind, thy nature be thy downfall! See, the problem with us humans is our duality and shit, the eternal raging battle between our loftier ideals and our raw, bestial urges. For every word of Baudelaire there&#8217;s at least two thousand glued-shut copies of Razzle littering the hedgerows of Lancashire alone. And nowhere is our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O mankind, thy nature be thy downfall!</p>
<p>See, the problem with us humans is our duality and shit, the eternal raging battle between our loftier ideals and our raw, bestial urges. For every word of Baudelaire there&#8217;s at least two thousand glued-shut copies of Razzle littering the hedgerows of Lancashire alone. </p>
<p>And nowhere is our species&#8217; tragic condition more evident than in these two generous slices of pungent <a href="http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?s=ian+cheese&amp;submit=Search" target="blank">cheese</a>, thoughtfully cut by Randy from some HYS nonsense about some <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/06/what_has_big_brother_taught_us.html" target="blank">telly programme or something</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>There is nothing to which television shows will not sink to attract bigger audiences: Ok, the lowest common denominator is where the action is, tells us a lot about our so-called civilisation!<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>An admirable stance, Mr cheese! But then, having spent all of three minutes drooling through his vibrating Bundy eyeballs at Corin&#8217;s norks, he gets the horn and we see his high horse bolt from under him to dry-hump a Bravissimo catalogue.</p>
<blockquote><p>I hope the female wrestler is a lesbian &amp; make love to the beauty queens &amp; the dwarf will be the voyeur.<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Christ alone knows how he managed it, but if you look at the above post in its original context, you&#8217;ll find it&#8217;s actually stained with gobs of tear-diluted jism.</p>
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		<title>Most Honorobbo Man</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/06/03/most-honorobbo-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 08:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese Prime Minister has resigned over a broken electoral promise and the BBC has asked a load of people who&#8217;d never heard of him before whether they think he did the right thing. I&#8217;ve just spent an unhappy few minutes reading through the answers in an attempt to find one that didn&#8217;t contain the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Japanese Prime Minister has resigned over a broken electoral promise and the BBC has asked a load of people who&#8217;d never heard of him before whether they think he did the right thing.  I&#8217;ve just spent an unhappy few minutes reading through the answers in an attempt to find one that didn&#8217;t contain the word &#8220;honour&#8221;.  There weren&#8217;t any.  It got slightly more bearable and entertaining when I started imagining them all saying the word &#8220;honourable&#8221; in a piss-take Japanese accent.  Here, try it.</p>
<blockquote><p>Mr. Hatoyama is obviously a very decent and honourable man. By tradition Japanese culture encourages this type of behaviour. In the UK however [... goes on for some time ...]<br />
<strong>warriorsottovoce</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>See?</p>
<blockquote><p>If his resignation is over breaking an election pledge &#038; simply that then he is a man of honour.<br />
<strong>ian cheese</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Nice one Ian! Apparently he was extremely worried about bringing shame to his famiry and had even contemprated suicide before he saw your comment. He asked me to tell you that he&#8217;s feeling &#8220;a rot better now&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Thinky Cheeses</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/05/04/5073/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 06:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gainsbourg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wabsnasm has kindly brought to our attention one ian cheese. I&#8217;ve been scrubbing myself raw ever since dipping into his bubbling pool of psychorrhea, but the stink will taint my nostrils until I die. Do aliens really exist? In order to answer this question correctly we need to know : a) the definition of existence: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wabsnasm has kindly brought to our attention one <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/profile.shtml?userid=13670880" target="blank">ian cheese</a>. I&#8217;ve been scrubbing myself raw ever since dipping into his bubbling pool of psychorrhea, but the stink will taint my nostrils until I die.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/04/do_aliens_really_exist.html" target="blank">Do aliens really exist?</a></p>
<blockquote><p>In order to answer this question correctly we need to know : a) the definition of existence: b) the definition of what we understand by the term &#8216;reality; c)are we also a form of aliens? &amp;, if we are, to whom/what?<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>In order to answer your question correctly, cheese, I need to know: a) whether the philosophy A-level has got you laid yet; b) how many great western thinkers actually did also spend six desperate, fruitless years as car park attendants; c) do you want nuggets or fish fingers for tea? Your mum told me to ask you.</p>
<p>Now, I already know the answers to be: a) no; b) none; c) DON&#8217;T COME IN, MUM! DON&#8217;T COME IN! Therefore, I can tell you that: a) woah, you&#8217;ve blown all our minds, man; b) no, really, we&#8217;re proper impressed and that, mate, well done; c) she knows perfectly well what you&#8217;re up to in there.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/04/what_family_plans_should_be_ma.html" target="blank">Should politicians focus on family policies?</a></p>
<blockquote><p>There should be a test for couples whether they can bring up children in a civlilsed &amp; responsible manner i.e. to the Manor born.<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>And here&#8217;s another idea: passing the test could also win them the right to be shipped off to a Middle England utopia situated on an abandoned North Sea oil rig where they won&#8217;t bore the rest of us with their dull, heterocentric &#8216;family values&#8217; i.e. Butterflies.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/04/prime_ministerial_debate_your_1.html" target="blank">Prime Ministerial debate: Your reaction</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Point really is: we all have to die, when we do, which should be the last image we have to put up with from these three contestants given a choice &amp;, hopefully, none.<br />
<b>ian cheese</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Shit, I didn&#8217;t realise we were voting for the last thing we&#8217;re ever going to see. I wonder if God blowing bubbles in pasties, sitting astride a donkey with human skin is standing in my constituency&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Too Busy For Tomfer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Mark for this one. Sometimes, its hard to make sense of world events. What chance of impartial analysis when the same bunch of red-faced gout-sufferers own the government, the supermarkets and the newspapers? How do you know that the uncle of the proprietor of the rag you&#8217;re reading isn&#8217;t the brother-in-law of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Mark for this one.</p>
<p>Sometimes, its hard to make sense of world events.  What chance of impartial analysis when the same bunch of red-faced gout-sufferers own the government, the supermarkets and the newspapers?  How do you know that the uncle of the proprietor of the rag you&#8217;re reading isn&#8217;t the brother-in-law of the woman who just bought Klumpyschitz Logistics GmbH from Herr Wotsisface for thrumpty million Peruvian florins?</p>
<p>So, now we hear that Cadbobbly is being bought by Kraftycheeses, what effect is this going to have on you?  Where do you turn for insight and analysis?  That&#8217;s right, you turn to the web-gnomes of Have Your Say.</p>
<p><em>Is the Cadbury deal sweet enough?</em></p>
<blockquote><p>This COULD explain why a compaint I made about finding a &#8220;foreign body&#8221; in a tin of Cadburys Hot Chocolate was not taken up by North Lanark`s Environmental Health nor any reply received to the photos I sent by e-mail to Cadbury just the other day ?</p>
<p>Obviously North Lanark Council bowed to pressure put on them not to cause any trouble during negotians and Cadbury have been too busy with other things to reply , maybe just leave it to Kraft ?<br />
<strong>[tomfer]</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, give em a chance.  Things are pretty mental this week.  Poor Mr. Cadbury&#8217;s been desperately negotiating TUPE shit with the Oompa-Loompas and trying to find someone to feed the Cadbury&#8217;s Creme Hens.   He&#8217;s barely had time to stir the chocolate machine, let alone open his post.</p>
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		<title>Curmudgeon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know that guy down the road? The guy whose curtains are usually drawn, but who you know is there because the front garden is impeccable? The smaller kids run past his house, the older ones dare each other to touch the front door? Well, what do you reckon his screen name is? In places [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know that guy down the road? The guy whose curtains are usually drawn, but who you know is there because the front garden is impeccable? The smaller kids run past his house, the older ones dare each other to touch the front door? Well, <a href="http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=2&amp;forumID=7309&amp;edition=1&amp;ttl=20091204175351&amp;#paginator">what do you reckon his screen name is</a>?</p>
<blockquote><p>In places like Croydon, where I live, the chances are that one&#8217;s neighbours speak a different language, and all of their friends will be from &#8220;their&#8221; community, not mine, a member of the indigenous English, who apparently HAVE no &#8220;community&#8221; in this city.</p>
<p><strong>Croy boy, Croydon, United Kingdom</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I have it on good authority that there is a thriving whites-exclusive community in Croydon. They just haven&#8217;t told you because even racists find you self-righteous, whiny and tedious.</p>
<blockquote><p>No, I&#8217;ve made no effort to get to know my neighbours in the 6 years I&#8217;ve lived where I am now. And why should I? I don&#8217;t actually have anything in common with them other than a postcode.</p>
<p><strong>Ryan B, Glasgow</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>You should try and befriend them. Seriously. However bad it seems at the time, I can guarantee it will hurt them far more than it hurts you.</p>
<blockquote><p>We live in an age of Neighbours from hell. Quite apart from the young, people are, on the whole, wrapped up in their miserable little worlds, listening to iPods or chatting inanely on their mobile phones. There are no basic manners eg acknowledging one another&#8217;s presence by a simple greeting, let alone build a sense of Community.</p>
<p><strong>ian cheese, london, United Kingdom </strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I know what you mean about neighbours from hell. Mine are just as bad. Every time I look in through their window &#8211; which is several times a day I should add &#8211; there they are, yakking away, to each other or on some kind of phone, watching TV or listening to music on headphones or through speakers. Does no-one make time for the internet in this sad day and age?</p>
<blockquote><p>Maybe a lot of us can&#8217;t speak our neighbours language to get to know them?.</p>
<p><strong>Wobblybob, Hull</strong> </p></blockquote>
<p>From what I gather on HYS, learning a foreign language to near-native standard is piss-easy if you&#8217;re foreign and it&#8217;s English. So maybe &#8220;a lot of us&#8221; should get off his fat white arse and learn it then. Failing that, you could always resort to sign language. First point your thumb backwards at yourself, then, your fingers held flat at right-angles to your palms, stretch your arms out to the side completely, next point at your backside, and finally make a little &#8216;o&#8217; sign with finger and thumb. Do that, or alternatively just show them your face, and they&#8217;ll get the message.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 13:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Jon. Charity shops are not being charitable nowadays: many are too choosy &#038; turn down slightly soiled items.This is unacceptable &#038; I have ceased to support them on that account. ian cheese They must be fucking gutted not to receive your &#8220;slightly soiled items&#8221;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Jon.</p>
<blockquote><p>Charity shops are not being charitable nowadays: many are too choosy &#038; turn down slightly soiled items.This is unacceptable &#038; I have ceased to support them on that account.<br />
<strong>ian cheese</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>They must be fucking gutted not to receive your &#8220;slightly soiled items&#8221;.</p>
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