So kids don’t respect parents! LL&P will probably say that has always been the case, but I have to say a lot of parents aren’t worth respecting.

Some people I know in their late 30′s and early 40′s, are stuck in some kind of post adolescent rut. They dress like people half their age, drive ridiculous cars, go to clubs, listen to Radio 1, play console games and still go to Glastonbury.

Its a joke to be honest. Its just not dignified. Act your age people.
Des Gusted, Tun Wells

In case you were wondering “LL&P” is “LiberalLeft & Proud” who is some kind of unemployed right-wing shithead who imagines himself as a socialist revolutionary and wastes 9 hours a day trying to convince the “Have Your Say” feebleminds that New Labour are both “good” and, even more bizarrely, “left wing”.

Anyway, if there was any doubt left in your mind that poor John badly wants an Xbox:

Well there’s a shock.
“1in 3young people do not think of their parents as people they respect.”

About 1/3 of the parents I know are the kind who say that their kids are their “best friends.”

There’s a pathetic symetry there, n’est, cest pas?

Parents – Don’t try to be your kids friends. They can make their own friends. Be an authority figure, it’s what they need.

Oh, and once you get past the age of thirty, don’t play console games either. Its undignified.
Des Gusted, Tun Wells

You’re a big boy now, you don’t have to wait for Christmas. Just buy yourself a console already.

Finally, before you head off and browse through the rest of John’s refreshingly mad whining, I present his answer to “What has been your costliest mistake?”:

When I was younger I had piano lessons. I could sight read simple tunes, and play reasonably well.

Sadly, being an impetuous child, I had no interest in this and gave up as soon as I could.

I absolutely wish my parents had forced me to stick to the lessons. I would love to be able to play now, but can only manage a few simple tunes, mainly in the key of C.
Des Gusted, Tun Wells

Never mind John. As a wise man once said “What’s the point of being good at anything if you’re a cunt?”.

The armed forces are currently smaller than they have been for several hundered years.

The armed forces overseas commitments are currently larger than they have been for many years.

What do you think?
[UglyJohn]

I think you’re a seagull’s minge.

Welcome to Doublethink

NATIONAL GOVERNMENT SAYS
“More immigrants – more tax revenue.” Doubleplus good.

LOCAL GOVERNMENT SAYS
“More immigrants – greater expense.” Doubleplus bad.

They can’t both be true. So either local or national government are lying.

Which is it more likely to be? Well Bottler Brown has got the form.

[UglyJohn]

“They can’t both be true. So either local or national government are lying”? Are you a fucking simpleton? You’re never going to get your xenophobic views accepted as part of the mainstream until you stop revealing that you’re a bit dim. Who’s going to want to line up behind someone who can’t even understand the basic idea that more people equals more tax AND more expense? Come on John, get with the Intelligent Hating.

So immigrants are wandering in to the country and buying all the houses and so creating a shortfall? Is this true? Use your brains and stop repeating the mantra..
The Everso Closely Guarded Line

Can you stop frothing for a minute and answer a simple question.

The UK population is set to go from 60-85 million in 20 years.
There will be a huge demand for houses over this time period.

Can you give me any reason why these facts aren’t directly linked, without resorting to abuse.
[UglyJohn]

No. You’re a horse’s cock and your breath smells like dogshit.

If 50BN people each produce e.g. a ton a year of rubbish, then that is 50BN ton p.a.
If this is cut by 20%, then it is only 40BN ton p.a. however if the population increase by 30BN then the total waste produced is 64BN tons p.a. and this is still more than before.

Conclusion, even per person deductions can be undermined by population increases.
Logical enough

[UglyJohn]

Sometimes it takes a complete retard to point out the obvious. Thanks John. I’d never looked at it this way before.

In fact, until just now, I was a little worried about calling people like you retards. I was worried about the connotations of that word and wondered if it was entirely appropriate.

Your explanation has made me realise that I should just stick my head back up my arse and stop worrying. Even if I called you a retard 20% less often, the number of people calling you a retard (because you are a retard) will still increase! I may as well just join the ever-expanding crowd. Retard.

Reality Gap.

What we want – Skilled, literate middle-class professionals.

What we will get – Unskilled, semi-literate, labourers.

Another report today says that a significant portion of people on sickness benefit have been there for over 5 years. There is a pool of people who could retain for IT.
How sick can you possibly be before you cannot operate a computer keyboard.
[UglyJohn]

Brilliant idea. You are living proof that just about any cunt can type to some extent.

But why limit it to dull stuff like IT? Flying a modern, computer-controlled passenger jet is pretty much a matter of pressing a few buttons, moving the stick around a bit, and doing what the computer says. A bit of retraining could turn today’s sick into tomorrow’s aviators!