spEak You’re bRanes

Thanks to Rob. I’ve not dared to read the “Baby P” thread as I wasn’t sure I wanted to know what Rent-a-Herd thought about it. These are people who can barely contain their rage at the fact that we extend human rights to all humans. I could only guess the scale of their incoherent apoplexy at the news that a couple of similarly hate-filled halfwits had murdered a (British) baby.

It was foolish of me to assume they’d exhausted their capacity for stupidity.

What kind of society allows a baby in this case to be known as “baby P”? What an absolute insult to a murdered baby. Hell awaits anybody connected to this case.
Mike, Manchester

I’m not sure here, but I have a terrifying feeling that Mike, after hearing about the brutal murder of a child, is angry because “Pee” is a rude word.

Thanks to “Bridge Troll” for this one. It’s from page 326 on Teletext on the subject of “Are you afraid of children?”. It’s not everyday you get an email from 1988.

We should take a leaf from the animal kingdom. They are strict but fair with their young.
Lyn, Falkirk

Do you want your favourite kidney to be donated to gypos and terrorists? COS THAT’S WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

It starts with “presumed consent” but where does it end? The normal working man’s organs will be harvested whenever those of the ruling elite wear out. We will become nothing but cattle to them, grazing on our insides whenever they have smoked too many Cuban cigars and drank too much Krug.

I say no! No, I will not become part of Gordon Brown’s Frankenstein monster, over my dead body!
Ian, Manchester

Fie! No! Gordonfrank Brownstein must never be allowed to wield the awesome power of my kidneys. With these mighty piss-factories he would truly be unstoppable. It’d be like that time Mumm-Ra got a magic hat that let him enslave the Thundercats. I honestly thought they were fucked.

Do computer games make you want to share your opinion with every cunt?

I used to be addicted. Wow raids took up every evening a couple of years ago, and it probably would have carried on that way if they hadn’t brought out the expansions. There’s no point chasing the best gear all the time now-it gets outdated every expansion. I enjoy playing the game with my family and friends now. It’s a lot more social. I don’t see it as a bad thing any more. It was before though-I’d go without sleep, food, drink, and hold in my bios so i wouldn’t miss my roll on some epic shoes
jon, stourbridge

You’re missing out on some mental shit, Jon. There’s no need to hold your bios in these days. The last expansion pack had a “+5 Mithril Catheter”, “Titan Pissbucket” and “Colostomy of the Infinite”.

Blah blah, blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah holiday camp more like! Blah blah blah blah blah blah white heterosexual working paedophile blah blah.

Blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah political correctness gone mad blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah because I enjoy touching white children with blue eyes? Blah blah blah, blah blah, freedom of choice blah blah.
BNP For Britain, North Suffolk NOT South Norfolk, England (UK not Britain)

Blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah little piggy eyes. Blah.

Welcome back, Dave Blake.

“Obama speech: Your views”

Many people in the US are not comfortable voting for Obama because he is black or think he is Muslim (which he isn’t) and that my friend is racism.

eric h, maine

That my friend is freedom of choice.
Dave Blake

Gotta respect people’s freedom of choice, don’t you Dave?

“Have the Clintons united the Democratic Party?”

Who cares?

The way the BBC go on about Obama you’d think he was standing as a candiate for PM of Britain, not President of the US.

Where’s all your coverage of John McCain?

Oh, he doesn’t fit the PC agenda does he. White man for US President doesn’t have the same multiculti ring as Half Black-Half Muslim for US President does it?
Dave Blake

I expect you and your cow-sized chums have spent many hours at the bar, muttering about immigrants, muslims and the “white indigenous male”, the poor barmaid having to smile and pretend to at least half agree with your racist arsepiss. You do realise that she’s paid to stand there don’t you? The fact that you belch three times in every sentence makes her feel a bit queasy. She’d never have let you touch her mimsy even if you’d met her 20 years ago before you grew that beer-belly and your nose went red and veiny.

It’s genuinely heartwarming to imagine how you must be raging, impotently, at the news of Obama’s election. That, my friend, is freedom of choice.

Michael Crichton died.

Its a strange world where a man who created so much pleasure for others writing medical fiction is struck down by cancer at a ridiculously early age. Makes no sense.
keith l

It’s almost as if the cancer-fairy has stopped means-testing and started sticking pins, randomly, in the phone book.

Jurassic Park was such an amazing book. Who knows, one day we may bring Michael back.. well we can wish.

Rest in peace.
Mr South, time for a vote of no confidence!, United Kingdom

All we need is a mosquito that ate some Michael Crichton. Or maybe a handy Michael Crichton egg. Let’s just pray that he doesn’t start reproducing asexually and then take over the island.

Coma (directed by Crichton) created a great visualisation of human greed wherein young healthy people were deliberately placed in a comatose state & their organs stolen for sale in the black market.

Fact or Fiction? It HAS happened & IS happening!!

Jurassic Park highlighted the vulnerability of technology 2 unexpected iterations as the DNA used 2 fill gaps in the reconstruction of dinosaurs created hermaphrodites which led 2 reproduction in a female ONLY population!

Great alert again!!!
[MaxMaxmilianMaximusI], Indian Caesar in, Singapore

Think of all the priceless knowledge we might have lost though! I know of at least 5 frog/dinosaur cross-breeding projects that had to be abandoned because of this kind of scare-mongering. What if The Cure For Cancer™ happens to be hidden 13 inches up a hermaphrodite stegosaurus’s arsehole?

From a thread about plastic bags, obviously. Thanks to Max.

I’m glad to see that enthusastic racist, John Adair, is spending some time here at Speak You’re Branes. It certainly beats pissing your life away raging against the BBC moderators.

Unlike the delightful posts you and your leftwing scum post on Speak your branes, that cesspool of leftwing multicultural hate filled bile.
You knock a moderate rightwing party like the BNP, then laugh at the filth on that site. I bet it is run by extreme muslim christian haters.
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)

Paedo.

Thanks to John. From the Times site.

This Will have Profound Effects In The Uk,Obama The President Got On Well With Brown But There Are Many People Who Hate Brown And Cannot Wait To See The Back Of This Government.
But! Alas One Day In Politics Can Make People Go Blind.
What Price A Black Man In No10 Now?
Thomas, Surbiton, uk

About $640,000,000 should do it.

A foreigner with strong Muslim connections has been elected by the Americans purely on the basis of his race. Congratulations to Iran, the other Obama (Bin Laden) and the Taliban.
It has taken eight years, but you have your victory over America.
Martyn Buckley, Belper, United Kingdom

Darth Vader must be laughing his wheezy, black socks off.

May this verdict and victory contribute to world peace and bring end to every conflict.
Faiqa Bhatti, London, United Kingdom

I’ve been an extra good boy all year and I’m hoping he’ll bring me a Raleigh Chopper and “Hungry Hippos”.

at last! finally we have rightly chosen to be forward thinking in a world which requires such insight. i believe president-elect obama is not only the right man for the job, but the right human being to raise our morale and provide us all with a role model to aspire towards. i look forward to re-joining the world’s society as an accepted brethren instead of a despised enemy.
J Russell B, Wilmington

Would you settle for “git”?